Lois Lane, falling from the top of the Daily Planet building and her first encounter with Superman. He catches her in mid-fall and says, "Don't worry miss, I've got you." Lois Lane looks at him, then looks down and says, "You got me! Who's got you!"
"So it's like right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America, but some people are all 'What about the strain on our resources?' Well, it's like when I had the garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put RSVP cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that did not RSVP. I was like totally buggin'. I had to haul a*s to the kitchen, redistribute the food and squish in some extra place settings. But at the end of the day it was like the more the merrier. And if the Government could just get to the kitchen, re-arrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion, may I remind you it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much."
Charlotte: Jerry, Dr. Jaquith knows about us. When he said I could take Tina, he said you're on probation. Do you know what that means? It means that I'm on probation because of you and me. He allowed this visit as a test. If I can't stand such a test, I'll lose Tina and we'll lose each other. Jerry, please help me.
Charlotte: Whenever you like. It's your home too. There are people here who love you.
Jerry: To look at you and Tina, and share with you peace and contentment.
Charlotte: Of course. And just think, it won't be for this time only. That is, if you will help me keep what we have. If we both try hard to protect that little strip of territory that is ours. We can talk about your child--