mr6666

-more Trump Satire...

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23 hours ago, jakeem said:

 

19 hours ago, Princess of Tap said:

The donald trump Talk Show

 

" Here we are, at the border full of strangers

  Talkin' about immigration.... it's the issue of the day

   Well, trump wants to deport you

   Though you may not want him to

   trump is still going to deport you

   And Melania doesn't care what you say....

 

    Blamin' it all, blamin' it at all

     On Obama and the Democrats

     Talkin' bout the wall,

      Talkin' bout that crazy, crazy wall "

       

 

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5 hours ago, LawrenceA said:

SATIRE

ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers

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CORNUDAS, TX—In response to growing issues with its population of juvenile detainees, the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency reportedly announced on Tuesday the opening of a new supermax detention center to house its most hardened toddlers. “The Hudspeth County Maximum Correctional Facility is designed to provide secure and controlled incarceration of the most disruptive and difficult young children under ICE custody,” said ICE acting director Ronald Vitiello of the facility, which will hold up to 450 of the system’s most intractable and dangerous toddlers in single-cell solitary confinement for 23 hours per day, with minimal access to staff and other detained children, indefinitely.

“These are the real criers and tantrum-throwers. We can’t put our guards at risk every day by allowing these kids who routinely incite mass screaming to remain among the general population. Look, a lot of these toddlers have been locked up for half their lives; they haven’t spent time in the outside world, and they have significant behavioral issues. We need to recognize that some of these truly hardened 12- to 36-month-old migrants are just beyond rehabilitation by our justice system.” Vitiello added that ICE was also hoping to expedite the reunification of parents and children who had been separated by the agency’s detention policies by updating the Leavenworth Detention Center with a family execution chamber.

https://www.theonion.com/ice-opens-new-supermax-detention-center-for-most-harden-1827838332

 

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38 minutes ago, Bogie56 said:

 

Omarosa is so yesterday.    The conviction of Manfort and Cohen pleading guilty has taken her out of the news cycle.

I assume her book sales are dropping about as quickly as former and current members of Trump's inner circle.

 

 

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Just now, mr6666 said:

The OnionVerified account @TheOnion 8h8 hours ago

 
Frightened Don Jr. Asks If He Can Sleep In Dad’s Bed After Bad Dream About Being Indicted
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The OnionVerified account @TheOnion 2h2 hours ago

 
 

.@DonaldJTrumpJr:

"It felt so real, Dad.

I want to stay here with you.

You’re going to protect me and make sure he doesn’t get me, right, Dad?”

https://trib.al/X6V714D 

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Donald J. TrumpVerified account @realDonaldTrump

 

It has been incorrectly reported that Rudy Giuliani and others will not be doing a counter to the Mueller Report. That is Fake News.

Already 87 pages done, but obviously cannot complete until we see the final Witch Hunt Report.

5:39 AM - 7 Dec 2018
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The Daily ShowVerified account @TheDailyShow Dec 7

 
 

The Daily Show Retweeted Donald J. Trump

(THREAD) The Daily Show has obtained Donald Trump's Counter Witch Hunt Report -- all 87 completed pages.

"I DIDN'T DO IT!" (1/87)

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SEE MORE: https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1071130688093609985/photo/1

:lol:

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