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"Stay away from my ****." (Word for a female dog.)

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So if St. Peter doesn't let us in, we'll just take this large harp and ram it against the pearly gates.

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You want me to do what with Clifton Webb in the next scene?

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Yes, there it is in my horoscope: "Handsome detective will visit art gallery today."

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My dear child, it's quite simple. When William Holden comes on to the set, just carefully slip my phone number into his pocket. Then you can use my dressing room for an hour.

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Whatever happens tonight the good Lord will forgive tomorrow.

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I'd rather be cruising up and down Santa Monica Boulevard.

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I'd stop off for a night cap at Edmund Gwenn's place but I have these two idiots with me.

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I attribute my motion picture comeback and resurgence in popularity to one simple fact: I took my shirt off in LAURA.

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Just remember dear girl, Dana Andrews is mine. You already have Oleg Cassini.

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Funny thing about words with **** is that, even when there is one letter involved, I still don't know what the word is supposed to be. Oh... I am sure plenty of six year olds looking at this site will say "Mommy, somebody posted a dirty word on this website", but my brain is that of a six year old... over four decades ago! I haven't been street educated properly.

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Listen, the only reason I agreed to do this picture and wear this silly outfit was because I've heard Bob Cummings swings both ways and that he likes cowboys.

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And is it not true, Miss Rogers, that you haven't really had a hit since THE BARKLEYS OF BROADWAY and that you are now relying on my star power to have another box office success? Remember Miss Rogers, you are under oath.

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Now Joan, you know I am not one to sit around and gossip. But yes, Ty Power once knocked on my dressing room door to borrow some lubricant.

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The last time I remember it being this cold was when Edmund Gwenn turned off the heat in the middle of the night.

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I've told you a hundred times, my book about Hummingbird Hill is not ready to be published yet. But when it comes out, you will each get a personally autographed copy. And when you turn to the index in the back, you will see that every one in the community has a score on the Kinsey scale. I try to be as accurate as possible in my research.

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9 minutes ago, rayban said:

Jarrod, you've got to do a book of these captions.

Thanks. I could do a whole book on Clifton Webb. 

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1 minute ago, TopBilled said:

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Young man, you throw your cereal like a sissy.

Jarrod, what's with this Clifton Webb "fixation"?

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1 minute ago, rayban said:

Jarrod, what's with this Clifton Webb "fixation"?

I love him. He inspires me. 

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