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"It gets about 0 miles in the city and,

well, about the same on the highway."

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"The symbol of the Republican party tells reporters 'I thought I'd seen it all, but this is nuts' "

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"Girls, do I have any peanut shells stuck in my teeth?  I'm meeting my date in 5 minutes."

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The women wondered where the elephant's handler had gone to.

When the elephant stood up five minutes later, they found out.

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Woman #1: "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen elephant?"

Woman #2: "What do you mean? An African or an Indian elephant?"

Woman #3: "Why the heck does everything have to be Monty Pythonesque with the two of you?!?"

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Pachyderm Protests Plagiarism

 

Circus performer Elmer Jumbo alleged that the Disney film, Dumbo, was based on the life story of his late father.  His father wrote his autobiography 10 years ago, detailing the events of his difficult childhood and his subsequent success.  Mr. Jumbo told reporters, "The unusually big ears, the mouse, the crows, the "magic" feather.......those things were all in the book.  My Dad never got a cent from Disney!"  

 

Elmer Jumbo is suing the Walt Disney company for $50 million.  Disney declined to comment. 

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Even as a human cannonball, former pilot Wrongway Feldman lives up to his name by impacting a house to the south of his cannon rather than his safety net to the north.

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"I know he has problems and always banging his head against the wall but I didn't know he had such a thick skull."

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A film historian discovers footage that reveals Sleeper 

was not really an original Woody Allen idea. 

 

Kyle Shanahan devises a condign punishment for his

poor play calling in the Super Bowl.

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"A phone?!! What are those holes for?  Where's the screen?  How do you play Candy Crush on it???"

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Despite the repetitive twitch in her leg they went ahead and cast her in the new movie for children Terror Phone.

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