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*Raiders of the Lost Ark*

 

Young Harlean, never known for her raven tresses, became the belle du jour of the silver screen as a ...

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*Captains of the Clouds*

 

Johnny's dreams of being a hotshot lawyer came to nothing, but he made it big with his own casino in a...

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*Shadow of a Doubt*

 

Scotty thought he'd been dizzy before - then he met Madeleine and ended up with much worse problems than a bad case of...

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Hell's Kitchen

 

Mountains. Blinding snow everywhere. A figure slowly comes into focus through the haze. He stopped, spoke with Professor Hartram for a moment, then led us through what we later found to be..

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*Gypsy*

 

The cop chased the swerving car down, pulled it over and walked over to the driver's side - there behind the wheel was...

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Major Barbara

 

The serenity of Gull Cottage's outward appearance was a well worn mask. If one took a moment to glance upward, through the large windows of the master's quarters, one might be fortunate enough to see..

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*The Man in the Moon*

 

Kelly left the bank at the end of the day, just like she did every day. Little did she know that she was about to take part in an...

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h4. In the Company of Men

 

A desolate urban street in South Central Los Angeles. Mack's car dies as well as his cell phone, and he looks in his rear-view mirror to see...

 

Message was edited by: casablancalover, who didn't realize her response would need to be changed.

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*The Leopard Man*

 

I finished my dinner and was about to leave the Chinese restaurant when the waiter came up to me and asked "What about...

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*Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde*

 

The attack came swiftly. Custer and his men couldn't undress fast enough - they..

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*Dressed to Kill*

 

The umpire didn't know what to think when he looked out from behind the plate and saw that there were...

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Bang The Drum Slowly

 

Back in the days when the Soviet Union was a communist country, Rudolph Turnerova worked for a Moscow TV station as a meteorologist. One day, his wife came to him and said "Rudy darling, it's a beautiful day today. Why don't you take the afternoon off and we can have a picnic? We haven't done something like that in a long time". His response was "No, this afternoon we're going to have scattered showers that could become heavy at times". She pleaded, "But Rudy, there's not a cloud in the sky. No other station is predicting showers". "Listen to me", he said, "when I tell you this.

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*Suddenly, Last Summer*

 

We picked those crops for no specific reason. In fact, it was a..

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*Random Harvest*

 

The host thought the room was getting too warm and turned up the A/C. When the guests started complaining about it he realized that...

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*Saboteur*

 

Cary Grant and John Garfield had no idea what was in store for them, that is, until Captain Cassidy opened his orders to find:

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*A Letter to Three Wives*

 

 

Jack was never interested in dancing, but he thought he'd give it a try after the...

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*STRANGE BREW*

 

By the way, earlier I had you all set up in my story about Rudolph the Russian weatherman. After his wife tells him that no one else in predicting showers, his line is "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear". I know there's no wrong answers. but c'mon, this is my "A" material. If I set 'em up, you gotta knock 'em over! OK, let's try this:

 

Candy maker Willy Wonka was showing a visitor around his candy factory. He explained that his flavorings are varied. He has chocolate, fruit flavors, mint and peanut. He said that he doesn't want to take a chance that they could be stolen by the Oompaloompah gang, so he has put a security guard in charge of each flavor. He has someone guarding the chocolate, someone else watching the fruit flavors, and still another taking care of the peanut. The visitor then asked. " But what I want to know is:

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*Who's minding the mint?*

 

I'm in a tank. Everyone's from a different country. We're retreating across the sands of the..

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:) Your Russian weatherman bit was good. The unexpected answers are more entertaining. I wasn't expecting those types of responses at first - more along the lines of the intended response, as you've demonstrated. It's like a fresh watermelon seed - the more you try to elicit the response you want, the faster it shoots off in some other direction.

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