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*The Fighting Seabees*

 

So this guy walks into a bar with a frog hanging out of his left ear. The bartender doesn't see him at first. Then, as he raises up from behind the bar, he gulps.. "

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*Swing High, Swing Low*

 

The tore across Texas robbing banks and becoming notorious - but what they really wanted was to become famous by...

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*Dancing In The Dark*

 

When Betty MacDonald came out of the hen house, she looked surprised. "I went in the feed the chickens", she said. "But there were no chickens, there was only

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*The Formula*

 

Actress Mia Farrow recently revealed that she felt miffed at losing out on a role that went to Meryl Streep in a blockbuster film last year. "I can sing better than Meryl", she said. "And besides, I would have been perfect for the part because all of the children that I have adopted have always known me as

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*What Planet Are You From?*

 

Phil Davis told Bob Wallace that if it didn't snow soon, the ski lodge they were staying at might have to close for the holiday season. "Oh, I think we'll get snow", said Bob. "By the way, I've actually been dreaming of a

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*The Howards of Virginia*

 

"Good morning Sheriff. Another fine day."

"Martin. I haven't had my coffee yet. If you know what's good for you, you'll.."

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*Shoot to Kill*

 

A woman has lost her new husband in a most tragic way. At first she's grief-stricken, then she decides to...

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HOLD THAT BLONDE

 

Mr. Scratch makes an unsavory bargain, with the help of his female aid, but as luck would have it, he.....

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*Lost in Translation*

 

A little girl's favorite doll came to life. One day it put on her clothes and went to school in her place. Meanwhile, the little girl stayed at home and...

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> {quote:title=visualfeast wrote:}{quote}

> HOLD THAT BLONDE

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> Mr. Scratch makes an unsavory bargain, with the help of his female aid, but as luck would have it, he.....

*Framed*

 

*My Man Godfrey*

 

Tony Curtis told Janet Leigh he could escape from anything. Even a..

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> {quote:title=theladyeve wrote:}{quote}

> *Lost in Translation*

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> A little girl's favorite doll came to life. One day it put on her clothes and went to school in her place. Meanwhile, the little girl stayed at home and...

*She Killed in Ecstasy*

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*Tootsie*

 

She wondered if the two of them were speaking the same language, a lot of what he said was...

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*Fellini's Satyricon*

 

Jack seemed a silly man, inconsequential to most - but in the town of River Rock he was looked up to as a ...

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*Coal Miner's Daughter*

 

The Nautilus was a sturdy craft. The depths of the seas proved no match until it came across..

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h4. Avanti!

(couldn't resist; didn't think I'd ever run across the car in the Cars thread)

 

The conversation in the elevator was going to take longer than the ride, so he pushed the button marked . . .

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*The Lost Highway*

 

She thought the hot fudge sundae tasted a little strange...she woke up a week later in...

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