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Great One-Liners

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Eugene in BRIGHTON BEACH MEMOIRS:

"I'll never make it with the Yankees. All the great Yankees are Italian. My mother makes spaghetti with ketchup - what chance do I have? "

Anyone else have a favorite Neil Simon zinger?

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Well, MINE was always the one in THE ODD COUPLE in which Oscar, at one point, says to Felix, "If you have something on your chest besides your CHIN, then get it off!"  :D 

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"Short Circuit" (1986)

Howard Marner..... What if it goes out and melts down a bus load of nuns? How would you like to write the headline on that one?

Benjamin Jabituya....Nun's soup?

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"Armageddon" (1998)

Dr Ronald Quincy.....You could fire every nuke you've got on her, she'll just smile at you and keep on coming. 

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Another one.

"Armageddon" (1998)

Karl (amateur astronomer).....I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking b_tch from which there is no escape.

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"The Last Jedi" (2017)  talking about the useless stupid helmet (got asthma? :lol:)

Snoke....Take that ridiculous thing off.

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Cary Grant to Leslie Caron in FATHER GOOSE:

" So far, you've shared me out of my clothes, my food and my house. Now, how about sharing some of my things with me?"

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