Bogie56

Great One-Liners

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Huhn.  BIG surprise!

 

Jake posting YouTube clips!

 

But, MY favorite line in TOMBSTONE is when Thomas Haden Church's character jokes about Val Kilmer's Doc Holiday being so drunk, "He's probably seeing double."  And Kilmer's Holiday retorts;

 

"I have TWO guns, one for EACH of you."

 

 

Sepiatone

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This might be a little OT but I thought it be worth mentioning.  I'm watching  "Beyond The Headlines: Marilyn (Monroe) and Her Men" and the subject was mentioned abouf her posing nude for the controversial calendar. 

 

A reporter asked a (stupid - duh) question to Marilyn....what did you have on?

 

Marilyn Monroe.....the radio.

 

:lol: 

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JAMES CAAN in THE GODFATHER:

 

"I want my brother to come out of that toilet with more than his D I C K  in his hand!"

 

 

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"You'll shoot your eye out, kid." 

 

-- A department store Santa Claus (Jeff Gillen) to Ralphie Parker (Peter Billingsley) in "A Christmas Story" (1983), after the youngster asked for "an official Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot range model air rifle." Ralphie's mother (Melinda Dillon) had the same reaction.

 

 

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"When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it"

 

- Sam Spade (Humphrey Bogart) to Joel Cairo (Peter Lorre) in The Maltese Falcon

 

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"When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it"

 

- Sam Spade (Humphrey Bogart) to Joel Cairo (Peter Lorre) in The Maltese Falcon

 

You could have posted this on the sub-text thread!

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"This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment."

 

-- Detroit Police Detective Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy) in "Beverly Hills Cop" (1984), after being arrested by Beverly Hills police officers for disorderly conduct.

 

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"You see, crime just doesn't pay"

 

 

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"The big shots aren't little crooks like you. They're politicians."

-You And Me (1938)

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"We're on a mission from God."

 

-- Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd) in "The Blues Brothers" (1980).

 

 

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"We're on a mission from God."

 

-- Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd) in "The Blues Brothers" (1980).

 

 

Funny, but with Aykroyd's doing that Chicago accent, I always thought he was sayin'...

 

"We're on a mission from Got."

 

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Funny, but with Aykroyd's doing that Chicago accent, I always thought he was sayin'...

 

"We're on a mission from Got."

 

;)

Yo, Dan's from Ottawa baby.  That may splain somethin.

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"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius...Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

 

The Spaniard (Russell Crowe) in "Gladiator" (2000).

 

 

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Yo, Dan's from Ottawa baby.  That may splain somethin.

 

Yeah Bogie, I know Dan's a good ol' Canadian boy originally, but I always though he was attempting a Chicago accent in that movie.

 

(...and so now the question is: Do most Ottawaians...err...Ottawatonians...err...Ottawaites...err...someone who hails from Ottawa usually talk like that TOO???)

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Yeah Bogie, I know Dan's a good ol' Canadian boy originally, but I always though he was attempting a Chicago accent in that movie.

 

(...and so now the question is: Do most Ottawaians...err...Ottawatonians...err...Ottawaites...err...someone who hails from Ottawa usually talk like that TOO???)

Dan's got a cop or RCMP cadence to his speech which is a bit different.  Family upbringing.

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Dan's got a cop or RCMP cadence to his speech which is a bit different.  Family upbringing.

 

So Bogie, in essence here you're sayin' instead of once parodying Sgt. Joe Friday, he REALLY should have made a movie parodying Sgt. Preston of the Yukon then, RIGHT??? ;)

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So Bogie, in essence here you're sayin' instead of once parodying Sgt. Joe Friday, he REALLY should have made a movie parodying Sgt. Preston of the Yukon then, RIGHT??? ;)

He and one in the works for quite a while!  I believe he is multi-generational RCMP.

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