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We have been visited by the smartphone spam fairy!

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There was some spam in the past that was offerring counterfeit currency.

 

Don't forget about the highly legal offers for fake passports and drivers' licenses!
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Don't forget about the highly legal offers for fake passports and drivers' licenses!

And the "prostitution certificates" whatever those were?

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The extreme number of spam posts has now subsided and we have been returned to only normal spam.

 

Perhaps we should now all have t-shirts which state: "I survived the great spam flood of 2015".

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The extreme number of spam posts has now subsided and we have been returned to only normal spam.

 

Perhaps we should now all have t-shirts which state: "I survived the great spam flood of 2015".

 

I actually prefer laddyki's posts to the "normal" spam.

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And the "prostitution certificates" whatever those were?

 

I had to Google that one...it's back breaking work to graduate.  :P

 

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Exactly how does prostitution spam work?

 

Does one pay upfront, or are there contractor rates for repeat offende..I mean visits.

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Exactly how does prostitution spam work?

 

Does one pay upfront, or are there contractor rates for repeat offende..I mean visits.

Your guess is as good as mine. :)

Once had phone S E X with a girlfriend, but she didn't make me pay "up front" for it... ;)

No idea how this "prostitution Spam" pans out?

I suppose, if you are really interested, you could apply to that "Prostitute State University" and speak with an advisor? :rolleyes:

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Exactly how does prostitution spam work?

 

Does one pay upfront, or are there contractor rates for repeat offende..I mean visits.

 

On-line Working Girl: Please send $200 via PayPal.

Client: Okay. (click, click click). Done!

Wait.

Long wait.

Longer wait.

Client: Well! What about it? I want to get screwed!

On-line Working Girl: Again?

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On-line Working Girl: Again?

LOL, hilarious! :D

Love that joke! That's one I must commit to memory, thanx

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super ****, but kind of on topic:

 

http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/hormel-creates-spam-snack-treats-because-they-are-the-d-1735806434

 

ps- okay, the word "g r o d y" is censored. Did the autocensor people hire a couple of former Valley Girls as consultants? Like in BALL OF FIRE?

Is that stuff for real? never seen it before. :P

Reminds me of WHAM, remember WHAM?

"If you ain't eatin' Wham, you ain't eatin' ham."

Wonder if Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House (1946) predates SPAM?

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Wonder if Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House (1946) predates SPAM?

 

This is off of the top of my head, but no. As I recall, MR BLANDINGS was made in 1948, SPAM came along during the onset of food rationing at WWII (as if enough dark and terrible things weren't already happening in the world.)

 

ps- seriously here: Fanta was invented by the Nazis.

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super ****, but kind of on topic:

 

http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/hormel-creates-spam-snack-treats-because-they-are-the-d-1735806434

 

ps- okay, the word "g r o d y" is censored. Did the autocensor people hire a couple of former Valley Girls as consultants? Like in BALL OF FIRE?

"G R O D Y" is censored? This is objectionable to the max.

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This is off of the top of my head, but no. As I recall, MR BLANDINGS was made in 1948, SPAM came along during the onset of food rationing at WWII (as if enough dark and terrible things weren't already happening in the world.)

 

ps- seriously here: Fanta was invented by the Nazis.

 

Ah! so, WHAM was a spinoff of SPAM, ha! Thanx :D

Yep! you are correcto! tinned shoulder of pork and ham Spam (as we knew it then) was born in 1937.

 

Fanta, Nazi's, no ****!

I just googled it Wow!, I never knew that!

 

Fanta is a global brand of fruit-flavored carbonated soft drinks created by The Coca-Cola Company. There are over 100 flavors worldwide. The drink originated in Nazi Germany under trade embargo for Coca-Cola ingredients in 1940.

 

There is an Urban Dictionary: FANTA definition that may amuse! also here http://slang.org/FANTA-meaning-definition

 

More here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanta 

 

Amazing some of the stuff you can find out about on these boards! :)

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Amazing some of the stuff you can find out about on these boards! 

 

 

Did you know that the: chainsaw was invented for: symphysiotomy? 

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15209147

 

I believe that you can now amend your statement to: "you can find out about things on this board which you would rather you never knew."

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Ah! so, WHAM was a spinoff of SPAM, ha! Thanx :D

Yep! you are correcto! tinned shoulder of pork and ham Spam (as we knew it then) was born in 1937.

 

Fanta, Nazi's, no ****!

I just googled it Wow!, I never knew that!

 

Fanta is a global brand of fruit-flavored carbonated soft drinks created by The Coca-Cola Company. There are over 100 flavors worldwide. The drink originated in Nazi Germany under trade embargo for Coca-Cola ingredients in 1940.

 

There is an Urban Dictionary: FANTA definition that may amuse! also here http://slang.org/FANTA-meaning-definition

 

More here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanta 

 

Amazing some of the stuff you can find out about on these boards! :)

 

God Bless the Internet!

DOING GOOD (AND ONLY GOOD) SINCE 1995!

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Reminds me of WHAM, remember WHAM?

 

 

Here's a great song by Wham! that was played in the John Hughes movie SIXTEEN CANDLES from the 1980s.

 

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The '80s was great for classic alternative. It was not great for much else in the way of music, including Wham.

 

Wow buddy, do me a favor: WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER TO ENGLAND, DIG UP GEORGE MICHAEL FROM HIS GRAVE, SPIT IN HIS FACE AND DROP THE COFFIN BACK IN THE GROUND?!!!!!!???

 

Wait, what?

 

He's not dead?

 

Oh. Well, have you checked the restrooms in Central Park?

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Wow buddy, do me a favor: WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER TO ENGLAND, DIG UP GEORGE MICHAEL FROM HIS GRAVE, SPIT IN HIS FACE AND DROP THE COFFIN BACK IN THE GROUND?!!!!!!???

 

Wait, what?

 

He's not dead?

 

Oh. Well, have you checked the restrooms in Central Park?

I did, and I opted to hold it in.

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