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  1. JOKES FROM GERMANY

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in

    hospital.

     

    A man walks into a pub.

    He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

    Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?

    She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly

    low self-esteem.

     

    What do you call a cat with no tail?

    A Manx cat.

     

    Why do undertakers wear ties?

    Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their

    appearance has a degree of gravitas.

     

    How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

    One.

     

    Two men are sitting in a pub.

    One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men

    coming in and out of your wife's house.'

    The other man replies: 'Yes, she has turned to prostitution to subsidise her

    drug habit.'

     

    Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out

    and runs away.

    One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

     

    Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?

    Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell

    pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

  2. > Black_and_WhiteCharm, you're wise beyond your

    > years.

    Thank you for the nice things you said, but I guess it comes from observing society. I talk only when I have something to say and then I am happy to sit back and watch and often scrutinize society! And live inside my head and strengthen the longing inside me to have been born earlier because the society and community (if you could call it that) of my generation is alien to me! I respect manners and other proper virtues and I hate the new idea of what is cool! Don't get me wrong I have great friends, but they too, whether purposely like me or not, don't fit into the cool cliche, not 'nerds' but not 'cool'.

    So I'm wise because I'll never fit into soiety and don't try to!

  3. Where have the men that are men gone? Cary Grant, Marlon Brando, Clark Gable, Gregory Peck etc, wre men! Treated women like women and acted like men! Now we have sex symbols that spend longer in front of the mirror than I do! Is anything more of a turn off?

  4. It was the second time me and my friends all went to see Walk The Line! It had alredy been out for ages and it was about to come out on DVD, so there was no one there except us! We all love a laugh and because we all love Johnny Cash, we danced and sang all the way through the songs! It was so much fun! And we weren't bold by any means but we got pretty hyper! And I'll always remember it!

  5. : what's the matter with kids today

     

    Well theres many things, kids aren't taught any respect, they feel the world revolves around them and no one else should matter because parents can't control them! There are lads in my class who have never done an ounce of work and fail every test they sit, so what do their parents say when they get their reports? I know what my parents would say if I failed, which I never have, always getting As and Bs, with the lowest ever being 54%, which I was disapointed in.Obviously their parents don't set boundaries, as the boys never change! And why not slap a child if it's bold? There's a major difference between a slap when there bold and beatind the living daylights out of them! Children are bold because they know there is no consequences, and in fact if they hold out long enough they might be bargained with,they might get something!

    And they become the unruly children that people will judge my whole generation by.

     

    At fourteen I'd like to think that I am an exception to the rule along with many nice children and teenagers!

     

    It shuold be, what's wrong with parents today?

  6. So many things, this could be long!

    People who think it's OK to just toss litter on the ground! Jesus does it even make a difference to you, does it effect you negatively to just put it in the bin! I am not a neat freak but I cannot feel comfortable in dirty room! Take our car for example, my youngest brother just tosses his rubbish to the ground! It drives me crazy! My parents don't say anything to him, actually they don't notice at all, so the dirt just accumalates! I clean my side constantly and I even tidy up the other sides, but the car has about ten moments of cleanliness and then, poof, it's dirty again! We don't treat our house like that just in case you think we're slobs!

    Yesterday, and this really annoyed me, one of those lads who just got a car, showing it off, you know the type, just threw this milkshake out of the car and it missed me by like two inches! It splattered all over the door into Xtravision that I was about to use! It was disquisting! I felt relief that it didn't hit me first and then rage that anyone could be that disrespectful, and then when I calmed down I looked back at the obviously full milkshake on the door, wiped the splatters off my face, I had one single thought: They bought that to throw at someone! And then of course the rage came back so I walked away!

  7. Sorry that I didn't reply to this earlier but when it was posted my TCM wouldn't ley me post anything, there was some error or something, my dad sorted it earlier today and then I was on holidays! So, The Philadelphia Story is one of my favourite films and even though I quite like High Society, it failed to capture what made the first film so great! And that was the rudness of Tracy, Grace Kelly played her far too nice!!! Plus, as said, there wasn't the right chemistry! And the origanal is hilarious!

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