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  1. *CRACK IN THE MIRROR*

     

    With their dwindling resources, they turned to crack as a cheap substitute for the stuff on the morror. They were wrong, again. In no time they were hopelessly addicted, and living a life of despair and degredation. One day the landlord knocked on the door for their back rent and found them both quite dead. And so ends the sad tale of Sadie and Flo. The landlord was none other than Fred MacMurray who was quietly buying up all of Wilshire Boulevard, and with it the building in which the aforementioned dwelled. Fred decided to mention this to Phyllis Diedrichson, a casual friend, and she put a notion in his head. Why not....

  2. *THEY WERE SISTERS*

     

    Separated at birth, Sadie and the cop were actually sisters. No one knew of his quick trip to Denmark and why he never returned...not as himself, that is. He had become Flo in the flick of a scalpel. Now it was revealed and heshe was releived. Now thay can accept me as I am or go to hell.Sadie was taken aback..thinking back to all those nights he claimed he had a headache. NOW she had her answers. They left the chapel and went to the ocean. There, alone but for some uninterested sea gulls, they pledged their troth and declared themselves married. Next step was to reinvigorate the theater. First they had to...

  3. *GOING HOLLYWOOD*

     

    ...? "Yes" he exclaimed," I'm gonna be the next sensation!...I can act, sing, and dance...and on top of that I own a dog who can walk a high wire" Impressed, she asked how he knew how he would make in a place where there was so much talent. It's a cinch, he answered. My uncle is head of Warner Brothers...he can do a lot for me. Even more impressed, Sadie pressed him for more information, thinking of course, of herself. Well, he went on, he told me that he would put me to work if I ever came west. Lets go see him right now, Sadie urged, so they were off to Culver City. At the gate, the cop turned them away. Forlorne, they wandered about outside, when suddenly Warner himself appreared. Nephiew, he called...you are here! Inviting them in, he called for drinks and they sat down to talk turkey. They both were given jobs with the admonishion that they would have to begin at the bottom. They had no idea just what that meant, until....

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