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  1. RABBIT, RUN

     

    no, no!...it's RABID, not rabbit, said one cat to a dog...there was someone onboard who was rabid! Horrors!...what to do? First of, find the diseased on and then banish him from the spaceship. But how to find him? He would look much like the others, unless the disease had already taken it's toll.

    The elected a group from the crew to gaze at all faces onboard...they all looked normal. The one sly cat ...a Cheshire registered a change in his grin. They had him, but he was still wiley and outsmarted them at every turn. The pilot who was always on auto, came up with a surprising solution. They would...

  2. *HE WALKED BY NIGHT*

    and he knew all the secrets that the night revealed. Pye was the one to turn things around, they were sure. All the cool cats and even some dogs were on board with the new plan, until dogdom unleashed it's secret force...the Canine Corps of purebreds...everyone knew how short tempered and maladjusted they were...and everyone quaked at the thought of them on the loose. The cats gathered all their forces and chose only the coolest to become the Cool Cat Brigade. The Canines chose an old battle hymn as their rallying call, while the Cats chose a medley of riffs by Dave Brubeck, Jerry Mulligan and Charlie Parker. When the battle was over, the world was saddened to learn that....

  3. *LADY POSSESSED*

     

    was nothing to trifle with. She was angry that his succulent repasts had ruined her figure and caused her to shop at Petsmart instead of Currtier. They pounced on Joe with abandon, and he was a gonner

    They were resolute in their cause. Dogs ruled! Back at the former UN, they were in session, deciding what to do about the doggie laws, that caused discomfort for them as well as their owners. They decided to repeal all laws regarding dogdoodoo. From then on the world would be a doggie potty. In no time, they realized that such an idea would bring with it more problems for them, so they vetoed it and called for an early close of the session. There they were, without hope. Could humans really be the answer? They ordered in some spaghetti, and then remembered poor joe...at their nadir, they were about to dissolve in a panic of canine panic when out of left field came....

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