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  1. *RALLY 'ROUND THE FLAG, BOYS*

     

    Right back to the old routine...what could they do, but go along? A small voice from the rear of the crowd was heard saying, "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore". They all looked 'round and found it came from Asta. He had with him an entourage of his movie muts, all of whom were in eager agreement. What if the dogs took over the world? Could it be any worse? No was the unanimous answer. So the idea of a canine run world took hold and each country sent their finest furry-person to represent it. They met at the old UN building and but for water bowls and lots of pee breaks, it ran much like the former did. The first item on the agenda was to elect a leader. In no time Lady was unanimously elected, and spaghetti was brought in for lunch. Then they had to come up with the most important item to alter...they decided it would be....

  2. *GET CARTER*

     

    Who was Carter, everyone wondered. Just then someone calling himself Carter entered, He was carrying a bucket, a mop and some rags. He was the janitor for the building. He was going to save humanity? they all asked. It seemed appropriate, once they thought about it. So...what is this one man going to do? Make some calls, see some people and runs some errands. The in a moment, all humanity's woes would be fixed. The first callm was to...

  3. *THE AMBASSADOR'S DAUGHTER*

     

    She had the ear of a prominent man, and he was devoted to her. What she asked, he usually gave and thankfully. All she had to do was ask. She promised them to improve their lot, if they could come up with a cogent list of required fixes. Therein lay the rub,however, for they couldn't agree on any one thing. Each one raising his voice above the other. Soon it was evident that humanity was doomed to destruction by lack of general agreement on anything. The daughter was angered by such foolishness, and rose up, walked to the door and without further flourish, walked out. She was omn her way to another planet...one that was more aware and more agreeable. As she flew away, the sad group waved goodbye. Just then the door opened, and in came .....

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