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Mickey Rooney was in *IT'S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD* with Ethel Marman

Pakula, Alan...Writer, Director, Producer. Directed *ORPHANS*, Wrote *SEE YOU IN THE MORNING*, Produced *THE PARALLAX VIEW*

*THEY WERE SISTERS* That's right, sisters. Now that that was settled, all of Italy regarded them as the second coming, and said regular novernas in thanks. In all actuality, they two females, joined at the back...sort of like a pushmepullyou. An Earth changing operation separated them successfully, and from then on they were just regular people. No one looked, no one genuflected...they were pretty much ignored...and they didn't like it a bit. Even when they were regarded as a madman, it was better than being transparent. They put their heads together (a feat that they could never do until quite recently) and thought it out. What gimick would restore them to recognizability...the female, we'll call her Doris, decided that they must....

for Thousand...*THOUSANDS CHEER* New Word......Over-dressed

*FRANKENSTEIN*...Grandaddy of Genre *GLADIATOR*

another clue... The lead actor and the female lead's husband were good friends. The male lead was best known for his action films...war...westerns..

*THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE* Jack Carson Janis Paige Robert Alda

*BETRAYED*

Mitchum, Jim

Nelson, Ozzie Nelson, Lori

*LOVE THAT BRUTE* Steve thought it over, and decided anything was better than what he had with Jane; so he encountered a brute and immediately fell in love. Jane was satisfied and left the ship immediately. Steve and the brute settled down to a life of happy domesticity, and all was well with the world. Then quite out of the blue came a loud noise followed by bright lights flashing in Steve's eyes. He rose up to find that....

for Invasion...*THE DESPERATE HOURS* New Word.....Rembrandt

Wilma...Ellen Burstyn in *TAKING BACK MY LIFE* (tv)

*EAST OF EDEN*...Cain and Abel *PLAY IT AS IT LAYS*

Ives, Stephen...Director...*THE WEST*

for Drumroll...*GLORY* New Word.....Castaway

Nettie, Ms...Eartha Kitt in *ON THE ONE*

*LEAVE HER TO HEAVEN* After a while Steve grew weary of the eternal sweetness, and told her he'd had enough. Fromm then on she would have to find another superman, for he was leaving on a voyage to Italy. Left in the lurch, pretty Jane decided to call the whole venture olff and follow her loveboat to Italy. When Steve saw her on board, he figured she was there to see him off. Little did he know that she was in the stateroom next to his. He had to do something drastic to make her realize that it was OFF. He came up with ...

Ross Alexander was in *CHINA CLIPPER* with Beverly Roberts

*THE HARD WAY* ?

*LES GIRLS*...Minor-key Cole Porter *THE BIG CLOCK*

*UNDERCOVER MAN* brought in to keep an eye on the girls. It could work well within the script and add just one more sub plot. Who could object...after all Jane had clout. She presented the idea to the chief and he went through the roof..."He's already in the script, and furthermore he can't act, but, wait a minute, wait a minute...they could be twins" They all agreed on the idea, and in no time atall Steve was studying two roles for one play. His head was reeling as he finished his lat pullups. As he flipped down he landed off center and broke his leg, eliminating him from both parts. His dreams of hitting it big were dashed as he limped onto the gurney. Another script change was in order. How about....

Kirk, Lisa Kerr, John

for Thanksgiving Parades...*MIRACLE ON 34th. STREET* New Word.........................Christmas Murder

*SINCE YOU WENT AWAY*