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  1. *THEY WERE SISTERS*

     

    That's right, sisters. Now that that was settled, all of Italy regarded them as the second coming, and said regular novernas in thanks. In all actuality, they two females, joined at the back...sort of like a pushmepullyou. An Earth changing operation separated them successfully, and from then on they were just regular people. No one looked, no one genuflected...they were pretty much ignored...and they didn't like it a bit. Even when they were regarded as a madman, it was better than being transparent. They put their heads together (a feat that they could never do until quite recently) and thought it out. What gimick would restore them to recognizability...the female, we'll call her Doris, decided that they must....

  2. *LOVE THAT BRUTE*

     

    Steve thought it over, and decided anything was better than what he had with Jane; so he encountered a brute and immediately fell in love. Jane was satisfied and left the ship immediately. Steve and the brute settled down to a life of happy domesticity, and all was well with the world. Then quite out of the blue came a loud noise followed by bright lights flashing in Steve's eyes. He rose up to find that....

  3. *LEAVE HER TO HEAVEN*

     

    After a while Steve grew weary of the eternal sweetness, and told her he'd had enough. Fromm then on she would have to find another superman, for he was leaving on a voyage to Italy. Left in the lurch, pretty Jane decided to call the whole venture olff and follow her loveboat to Italy. When Steve saw her on board, he figured she was there to see him off. Little did he know that she was in the stateroom next to his. He had to do something drastic to make her realize that it was OFF. He came up with ...

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