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  1. *UNDERCOVER MAN*

     

    brought in to keep an eye on the girls. It could work well within the script and add just one more sub plot. Who could object...after all Jane had clout. She presented the idea to the chief and he went through the roof..."He's already in the script, and furthermore he can't act, but, wait a minute, wait a minute...they could be twins" They all agreed on the idea, and in no time atall Steve was studying two roles for one play. His head was reeling as he finished his lat pullups. As he flipped down he landed off center and broke his leg, eliminating him from both parts. His dreams of hitting it big were dashed as he limped onto the gurney. Another script change was in order. How about....

  2. Here's another:

     

    A change of pace role for the male lead. The film deals with the classic political corruption versus the guy with good concience, of the forties films. It features a beautiful female co-star, who was reaching the end of her acting career.

  3. *MEN MUST FIGHT*

     

    "of course" they all exclaimed, and resumed bopping each other over the head. This excess would soon have to cease, if they were to continue their voyage. After a break in the chaos, the slightly built sailor announced that he was taking over the ship...and that furthermore, he was Jane Powell, and that they would obey her or else (she declined to elaborate further on that threat). In no time atall, the ship was in order and Jane was ready to begin rehearsals for her forthcoming film abouta family of health nuts who nurture a group of body-builders. She selected a few of the more fit sailors to serve as stand-ins. She enjoyed being hefted by these hunks, and nearly swooned at the thought of when filming actually began, and Steve Reeves would be doing some of the hefting. When rehearsals were over for the day, Jane retired to her cabin. Soon, a knock was heard on her door. It was....

  4. *FANFAN LA TULIPE*

     

    which was the captain's secret "other" name. How the doctor knew this tidbit is for another time in another thread. However, the captain flew into a furor when he read the correspondence. Was he more distressed over the grapefruit or the name slip? No one ever found out because the captain dropped dead on the spo. They threwhim overboard with more grapefruit and the crew indicated that they'd like the doctor to take the captain's place. He accepted the position with the stipulation that they clean up the place and fold everything neatly. The crew eyed each other in a manner that suggested mutiny. From the frying pan into the fire, they thought. They planned to meet in the night to arrange their error correction. All seemed to go well, until....

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