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  1. *A LONG DAY'S JOURNEY INTO NIGHT*

     

    Their journey took them all over town, and when night came, they were all cold, tired and scared. Some men viewed them from doorways, and murmered to themselves..."just like women...carp, carp, carp, but at the end of the day, they need a man to keep them safe..." The girls were wishing that the men would surprise them, and the night would end happily (until morning, at any rate), but no man came forth. Soon they were resigned to their fate...they were alone...in the cold, in the dark, in the wrong part of town...what would any woman do in such a situation? They...

  2. *EVERY GIRL SHOULD BE MARRIED*

     

    That way, her husband could do all the thinking. They all agreed that it made absolute sense, so they all paired off and had a mass wedding, right there in a former Starbaucks. After the ceremony, all the girls retired to the ladies lounge and the men put their heads together to think. The orange juice stand had already be discussed, but one dandy came up with a varient...how about a concoction...oj and other stuff...and we can call it Orange'nstuff. Agreed upon unanimously, the men congratulated themselves and looked for the girls. But there were no girls to be found. They had...

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