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  1. *FATSO*

     

    passing by the window. He was walking as fast as he could but he caused enough dark for the management to turn on all the lights...revealling a most hideous case of lack of hygienic management. Rats were frollicing on the floor and roaches were gambolling on the tables. Fatso finally made his way away, and the lights immediately went out.management hoped that no one had noticed, but many did, and cell calls were streaming into the department of health. It was no time at all that Starbuck's was a distant memory. But the masses needed a replacement. Mass hysteria would ensue if it didn't happen soon, so from out of the clammoring crowd came a small voice...it was my friend Irma, declaring...

  2. *A TASTE OF HONEY*

     

    It was something new for the time...what we now know as an infomercial. One whole hour about the various tastes of honey, depending on where it came from and at what time of the year it was harvested. Everyone on the plane watched intently for a while, but as usual, they were soon all asleep. Time to get this plane turned around and into innerspace...heading for home! But the war of the worlds had taken place while they were dithering with the burro, etc, so they had no place to land. They flew in circles for what seemed eons, when the pilot suggested that they all start to....

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