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  1. *NOTHING SACRED*

     

    Just more of the same ol' baloney about being good and getting a free pass to heaven. They were growing more and more agitated at the meaningless pap being foisted on the world by fundamentalists. We need to come up with a better way to live, they agreed, and living in the modern age, they all decided that the internet would be the answer. Soon, they were gathering a following of fellow dissatisfieds. All looked good when as usual, someone....

     

    Edited by: visualfeast on Nov 15, 2009 1:09 PM

  2. *THE LONG, THE SHORT AND THE TALL*

     

    were preparing for a final attempt to vacate the frog's belly. In an amazing instant, out flew the entire cast, none the worse for wear. As they collected themselves, and watched the frog's return to normal size, they realized that they were all at sea, with no paddle. What to do? They realized that they would all surely drown if something wasn't done...and soon. Let's blow up the frog, and we can all sail into the sunset on top of him. As they began the arduous task of blowing up a frog, they began to drift high into the atmosphere. They were heading for New York, and soon they were part of Macy's parade. The crowd roared with delight. They cried "no! we're not a float...we need help!", but the crowd just cheered, and turned their attention to the next amusement. When someone noticed that they were indeed, in need of help....

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