butterscotchgreer

spy kids nw:xenophobia

princess diaries nw:gobbledygook

Enchanted nw:gallimaufry

An American in Paris nw:braggadocio

A Man's Castle nw:contemporaneous

I Could Go On Singing nw:swan song

Good News nw:tutelary

Bonjour mon Swashyhead! *Well, I think you should know that the picture over there at that time was a little unusual. SCSU doctored up that picture and posted as a sort of joke for ILoveRayMilland. Normally the pictures are more or less conventional scenes from movies that might be fun for captioning. The Ray Milland picture under the covers etc etc etc was sort of oddball and risque, and you should be aware that it was out of the ordinary. So don't be reluctant to pay another visit there...and post a caption if one comes to you. Okay? And thanks for going over there . I want to see you over there again, okay?* oh okay, i get it now. that picture ILoveraymilland posted sort of threw me off a bit. heehee! ill come over later, promise! *Okay, so these are pictures of michelle and cynthia. I'm not sure whether they are dancing or whether they are getting ready to deliver a karate chop. I mean, I don't mind a hi-yah but I'm not sure whether I want this kind of hi-yah. Geez, just when you convince me you re the sweet and innocent type, you go muwahaha on me.* they arent dancing, if thats what youre wondering. heehee! they are protecting themselves from meanie pirates.....i wouldnt of course name any names in particular. heehee! im still sweet and innocent, i just try to be on the muwahaha side of life sometimes. its to fun to turn down. *I just might. And if I'm going to be on the wrong end of a karate chop delivered by ButterScotchMuhahahaha I might need something to dull the pain. And i like silly songs and don't even need to go on a mad killer rage to sing them. I have ButterScotchSongWriterSupreme to write them for me:* okay if youthink that is good song writing, you are crazy swashy...you write much better than i do, that song proves it down there. you can dull the pain other ways then drinking rum silly. i hid the rum remember? heehee! and im not showing you where i hid it either! *What's this, "thats all folks!" Are trying to pass this off as a Looney Tune? You're supposed to go, "ba-deea ba-deea ba-deea, that's all folks?" But that's okay, I thought it a nice touch. One thing about your songs (aside from being rather cute, if I may say so) is that they cover a lot of ground. They should make a movie of your song. I am supposed to stop the rum and even if I do I'm still a filthy beast. But I'll be a better speller? Wow, what a plot! It ll be a musical and you can sing all the songs. Yes, you love to sing silly songs but you don't need your head examined. You should leave it just as it is. I like it that way.* i thought the porky the pig approach was a cute way to end it. what? heehee! i also didnt know how to spell "ba-deea ba-deea ba-deea"...thanks for that. but i like covering a lot of ground in songs. thats the best wayto go...ill be like reba mcentire, who tells a whole entire movie full story in her songs. but ill make my own out of it. heehee! so will you be ny song writing partner? you can be my spell check. heehee! *Ho ho ho, like you really need help from me, you little femme fatale you. Look at you trying to spin me in your little web of deceit and treachery. And here I thought you were the heehee sweet and innocent type. No more Lauren Bacall and Joan Bennet movies for you. For now on, just Greery movies for you. She s nice and will be a good influence on you.* im the only gullible person in this world. heehee! everyone knows every trick around me. hey i like betty bacall and joan bennett movies...just not as much as greer movies. no actress has better movies than greer! or in my opinion anyway. heehee! *Yes, you are. My monitor is all Butterscotchy blushy red. If you don't stop blushing pretty soon I may have to call tech support to get my monitor fixed. Why do I say what things? Here's a "Silly Song" (as we call them) about why I say these things. And it's in the ButterScotch imitiable style (which I'll try to imitate anyway).* are my cheeks that visible? oh no! im so ashamed! *Ho ho ho, the ButterScotch life is so like a rose* *Ho ho ho, she s so so happy and it really shows* *Ho ho ho, she loves to sing and has no woes* *Ho ho ho, she sings where e're the high wind blows* *Oh oh oh, but watch out for her muhahaha days* *Oh oh oh, she can attack in surprising ways* *Oh oh oh, watch out, Frank, that might be a Trojan Cake* *Hee hee hee, the machete is only a fake* *Well, I told you it would be silly (but with a grain of truth, I bet ) Okay, don't put Laffite in the doghouse for this song...you don't need to blush just because you're happy.* dont be silly, i think thats your best one yet! it made me blush and then i started crying. heehee! how about this one? hee ho hee, laffite is my gallant buccanear, hee ho hee, he's out to get all the orhpans, hee ho hee, but he's a softie at heart, hee ho hee, he makes me giggle to the part. ho hee ho, laffite speaks the sweetest francois, ho hee ho, he makes me blush ho hee ho, to the smallest hush thats all i got today. how'd you like it? *I don't think that will do, unless you're a mouse. You don't have another name, do you?...like Minnie. But who needs an evil laugh when you can throw a karate chop like michelle and cynthia, and have machete hidden away (even though it's made out of plastic.)* hey my machetes are made out of the real stuff! i dont have no plastic ones! michelle and cynthia will back me up on that one....and who says you dont need an evil laugh if you still know how to karate chop? everyon needs their secret evil laugh... thank goodness you cant hear mine, you'd think i was a bit wierd. heehee! *Okay. I don't like all those all those fancy names anyway. Since I am a gentillehomme pirate, I will abide by your wish. Swashhead is about my speed anyway.* swashhead sounds cuter anyway. thanks for the approval. heehee! *That s cute. Remember that one when you become a girl pirate.* i got that phrase from Greer, believe it or not. heehee! *Well, blow me down, honey...first I'm a "non-drunken filthy beast" and now I'm a "dirty people." Yep, I m back to being the Swashhead again, woohoo!* you better be a NON-drunken filthy beast. i hid the rum, and i dont think you can find it. heehee! but you do need a bath. *There you go again. Now. let's see, where's that tech support number? But you have to choose. You see, if you don't choose one of them, then you lose both. But if you choose one, then he will whisk you away to lover's heaven and you'll be happy ever after. It's just like Sophie's choice, you have to choose one or you get neither* sophie's choice was an intense movie. i dont know if i cold decide! laffite, help me! i cant choose! i want them both...oh no! bigomy is bad! i dont believe in it, how could i do such a thing....it looks as if ill have to decide....um... *But you have to choose?* patience is a virtue silly! im still thinking! *And what's this I'm reading on some revived thread where you're gettin' all gushy over Ray Milland! How many loverly beaus do you have anyway! Are you one of these TCM Forum cyber floozies always lookin' at these matinee idol movie star hunks seguin cross the the silver screen on the TCM Channel?* im not a floozy! you and frankie oughtta get together and go bowling! honestly. heehee! i only said ray was a cutie! i didnt say i was in love with him for goodness sake. *I see what you mean. Talk about a fussbudget. No mercy. As far as the orphans are concerned you don t think we still fall for that one, do ya? Even a mangy pirate can learn a lesson, we ain t that dumb. Why whenever anyone tries to pull that orphan thing on us, we keelhaul'em. No more Monsieur gentlemen pirate. And wait till we find ole Lucy Van Pelt. Yech, what a fussbudget!* heehee! cute peanut strip! i love that cartoon! oh yes, lucy van pelt, is your new lady queen pirate and im olivia dehavilland, the damsel in distress! at least im not a fussbudget. *Yes, he did. He was good about everything but he was confused about the ladies. He almost married one he didn t really love, and then married one and called it a merger . Good thing that actress---what s her name, now?---hung around long enough for smithy-withy to remember her* he almost married kitty, b/c he was just so lonely. he was trying to mend a broken heart the wrong way and he had to learn the hard way. at least GREER did hand around, b/c she loved her man andshe did everything to get him back...fighting for what you want has its advantages you know. heehee! greer should know. *Oh, just like you to prefer Smithy, cause that s where all the sappy stuff happened. I don t suppose you ever asked yourself where did that nice little country cottage came from. It was just there, like magic, cause they had to have a place to be all sappy in. And how did they live all year long there on two guineas. Talk about a fairy tale.* hey the sappy stuff is good for your soul! what would life be without all the sappiness? it wasnt magic, well in a way it was magic....havent you ever seen sleepless in seattle? "touching his hand was like.....magic" and they knew they would be together for the rest of their lives....i believe that! but they said he got two guineas, to tell you he started a career in writing, so he kept on writing even though they didnt show him getting more money. he got more and more money for his beautiful writing! so there! *Yeah, I know. I'm studying ButterScotchology.* heehee! thats a good one! im studying french pirateology! *Really? And I thought I had you down to a science. I think I'm going to flunk my next ButterScotchology test. Whoever heard of any one not liking chocolate and peanut butter. Maybe I'm hallucinating, yeah, that's it. I didn't really read that right* no you werent hallucinating! you heard correctly, i dont like peanut butter or chocolate! my friends always tease me by saying that the moment i get pregnant in the future, i am going to crave chocolate and peanut butter....EW!!!!! EW!!!!!! heehee! *No, peanut butter cups are easier to get, is what I meant. I went into a candy store and asked for a Princess Butter Cup and he threw me out. See what I mean. Princesses are only in fairy tales and movies.* not neccessarily! there are real princesses! what do you call princess diana and princess margaret and all those other princesses? *Not a trick question, I thought you might have a favorite. Don t you have a signature tune? When you become famous you have to have a signature tune. What would you choose?* well if i had a signiature tune, it would be a song, that wasnt a remake. it would be my own! im actually learning to write music right now. i think its so fascinating how beautiful singers write their own music, but im still in the beginning of learning as you can tell from my pirate songs. heehee! *That's sounds a lot like opera. Do you sing any opera?* i can sing opera, but i prefer other types of musc over it. i love opera when im in the mood...my favorite opera song is "Nessun Dorma", sung by Pavarotti. he sings it so brilliantly, and im not saying im going to sing that, b/c it would sounf much better with a male voice......everytime i hear it, i cry. i get so emotional, its just too beautiful! i love Puccini's work. my favorite operatic song that i could sing would have to be "Vole Mon Age"...in french, your language.....linda eder sings this beautifully.....you can hear a clip of it on this site...... http://www.cduniverse.com/search/xx/music/pid/6138759/a/Storybook.htm *Can you sing, "I Did It My Way." Should Frank Sinatra should move over and let ButterScotch take over.* i love to sing frankie songs. of course he will always sing them better than me! *Is you voice sort of high, like operatic high, as in a Deanna Durbin? Or is more like low, in a normal register, like Judy Garland?* i prefer jane powell's voice over deanna durbin, but i like hers too. i dont really have a specific range, i like sings all sorts of ranges, like my mother. i like to sing like julie andrews and jane powell, and i also love to sing judy garland. it depends on what mood im in. heehee! *Okay, here's the deal. Poor ole Laffite doesn't do YouTube 'cause he's lazy about upgrading. But I will watch these when I go to a friend's house. But I clicked on the links anyway and can see the titles. I see you have a couple of pirate songs! Good Show. I have a copy of The Pirate, maybe I'll dig it out and find that song. And what movie is "Mack the Black" from. Is that from The Pirate? And then what's this other, "Ever Ever After." Your theme song? Does this mean that your prince of the silver screen is going to come to you with his white horse and whisk you to some enchanted land so you can live happy ever ever after? Anyway I will try to view these when I'm near a high-speed internet computer. Maybe I'll go to an Internet Cafe.* "mack the black" is also from The Pirate. judy sings it in front of gene when she is in a trance and she doesnt know it. its funny! yes, "Ever Ever After" is one of my favorites. its so cute, the words are just my speed.... Storybook endings, fairy tales coming true Deep down inside we want to believe they still do In our secretest heart, it's our favourite part of the story Let's just admit we all want to make it too Ever ever after If we just don't get it our own way Ever ever after It may only be a wish away Start a new fashion, wear your heart on your sleeve Sometimes you reach what's real just by making believe Unafraid, unashamed There is joy to be claimed in this world You even might wind up being glad to be you Ever ever after Though the world will tell you it's not smart Ever ever after The world can be yours if you let your heart Believe in ever after No wonder your heart feels it's flying Your head feels it's spinning Each happy ending's a brand new beginning Let yourself be enchanted, you just might break through To ever ever after Forever could even start today Ever ever after Maybe it's just one wish away Your ever ever after (I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss) Oh, for ever ever after *Well, I don't dream much. I drink to much rum and it disturbs my sleep.* of course you do! fiddle sticks, of course you have a dream! everyone has a dream. what was your dream as a child? *Haha, I like that expression. Should I know who Bill and Ted are? I hope they don't kill you.* from one of my mother's movies...Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. its a hilarious movie! *This is a correct spelling of the word but spelled backwards---sort of backwards, that is. The syllables are spelled forwards and correct but they are in reverse order. The only thing not in accordance with this scheme is the syllable super, which is spelled backwards at the end of the word. Didn't Mary Poppins say in the movie that this could be done? Actually, I don't know a thing about it. I got this off of Wikipedia, heh heh. Did Mary Poppins say what it meant when you use it backwards? (Hey, I spelled it right anyway, aren't you proud of me?)* yes she sang it backwards in the movie. when i was little i used to try and sing that word backwards but i could never do it as good as she did. finally one day i got it and i was so happy, i coulsdnt stop saying it all day. it measn the same thing said backwards silly goose. you cheated! you looked it up on a web site? that just not right laffite! and hear i thought you were so smart! heehee! *I don't know, he has a lot of pride. I thought he looked kind of disturbed. What, ya think he want's to lose a shooting match with some girl* yes! to prove to her that he really is polite and wonderful. if he would have won, she wouldnt have started to like him! *Yeah, but that's not saying much. That Lady Catherine DeBourgh was Edna May Oliver style, who turned out to be kind of sweet. How do you think Elizabeth/Greer would have fared against that virago Judi Dench/Lady Catharine DeBourgh? She might ve turned tail and skedaddled right out of there.* if she would have faced Judi Dench, she still would have stayed her ground and fought for who she loved! what a thing to say about greer's Elizabeth. *Spider-Man does all that? Who knew? I thought he was a bad guy. What girl likes spiders?* yeah but the difference is that spider-man doesnt look like a scary hairy spider that poisons you by biting you...he just climbs walls in the rain kissing girl upside down while hanging from a building. honestly, thats such a romantic kiss! *Well, my dear, your jinzy days may be over. The Cowboys are really good team this year and they may not lose much. That's a fact* not according to frankie. i have been told that i am still a jinxy, and that i might accidentally mess up his favorite tema this year even though they are "the best". he blames me for everything! *I think you might enjoy this. This is a statue of the famous photo that originally appeared in Life Magazine during the ticker tape parade in NYC right after WWII. The statue was done much later, of course. This is located on the San Diego waterfront. It looks to be 25 feet high. You can see the people at it's base there. I should get more info on this. This should please the sappy heart* LAFFITE!!! you did please me! oh wow! i wanna go see that! i have a big poster of that pic hanging on my wall in my room! every morning i wake up t oseeing a sailor kissing a nurse. heehee! its too cute! it starts my day just right! you started my day even better today! now i wanna go!

Painted Lady nw:intrepid

The Haunting nw:sagacious

okay swashy....your turn. heehee! name that movie! ...pretty please.

hey Maureen, i finally got to see A Man's Castle, but the funny thing is, grandmama DID have a copy of it in her library, but it was lost and i had to go look for it. she recorded it and thought it looked familiar, so i went digging for it through all her tapes and found it in the oddest place. heehee! anyway, i absolutely looooooooooooved the movie. i ended up crying at the end. it doesnt seem like the kind of movie one would cry to, but i did. heehee! i just loved how it ended in the train. so cute and romantic! i was about to yell at spencer if he really didnt stay with her. i also loooved the dresses in this movie. they might have seemed like tattered old rags to loretta, but i thought they were the cutest little 30s dresses.

hello shashy!! why do you do this to me? you post those beautiful pics of loretta and expect us to answer what we think the movie is. honestly! heehee! you had me thinking really hard on it, and i had guessed The Doctor Takes a Wife, until the cat was outta the bag. heehee! i completely forgot about Love is News. i hate when i do that! poor loretta! ill never do it again loretta. i promise.

*1. No Country for Old Men* *2. Blood Simple* *3. Fargo* *4. Barton Fink* *5. Raising Arizona* *6. Miller's Crossing* *7. The Man Who Wasn't There* *8. O' Brother, Where Art Thou?* frankie, youre not gonna believe this, but i can vouch for that list....sort of. my parents love most of those movies so i was raised watching some of them. i actually want to go see Burn After Reading, coming out soon with the funny Fargo sherriff in it. Sarah wants to take me. oy! Raising Arizona is another funny 80s movie, and O' Brother Where Art Thou is a pretty good one....i cant say the same for No Country For Old Men. yucky. heehee! some people ust prefer bloodiness over romance....why? how should i know? theyre weird to me. heehee!

okay im back swashy! heehee! Robert Young in That Forsyte Woman nw:skulduggery

now settle down frankie. just because youre jealous, stop picking on gary! holy joe! maybe if you put some mascara on it would help your complection too. heehee

im going to speech swashhead. ill be back later.

good morning swashhead! heehee! Ella Enchanted nw: afflatus

*My poor Grace! What have you done to her, Jackie?! Well, at least you gals finally have a handsome man to look at instead of that ugly Gary Cooper.* frankie i hate to be a meanie mint, but you are really silly.and that just sounded wrong. heehee! grace makes an even uglier man than she did a woman.

Quebec (1951) nw: tractable

wether you did it accidentally or not, you are fabulous! i dont think he could stand not to see that either. heehee! i still cant stop giggling. yup, doesnt she look a lot like adolphe menjou...if you look closely, you could, probably see it.

Genius(Disney) nw: imprecation

okay okay, i get your drift. goodness me! sometimes my naiveness gets the better of me.

Kindergarten Cop (the hopsital scene where they are feeding arnold jello and he hates it. heehee!) nw:furbelow

*Most Harry Potter movies I won't watch until they're on DVD. But I do remember that when Superman Returns was shown in IMAX, they had only selected scenes in 3-D.* im not too much of a fan of Harry Potter myself, i just like looking at Daniel and they are cute movies. i had to read the books in mid school when they first came out. i never got to see Superman Returns in 3-D.. why did they only show parts in 3-D? thats odd.