butterscotchgreer

*Bonjour, again, Miss Jackie-in-the-Box (pops in, pops out!). Did you see my pictures of* *young Duke Wayne in the Western Gallery?* oh my goodness! no i havent seen them yet. the internet i have at home is so slow that i dont go in many threads, but im at grandma's house with faster internet now, so ill go look..... *If not...I could always post them here...for TORTURE to someone...* ....or you could always post them here! heehe! i saw that you liked my greer pics as torture to a certain someone! heehee! shall we have a tea party? we'll have to invite the Duke, since youll be posting him anyway.

dahlink april! *Bonsoir, petite dahlink! Nice to see you back! And merci beaucoup for the package, I can't wait* *to get it!!* yes im back!! sorry i left early last night, my silly computer was acting up again. itll never happen again, i promise! or ill try. heehee! when you get the package you have to tell me what you think. bonjour mon meanie frankie person! heehee! *Who is that speaking? Is this the ghost of Greer past?* that is so cold, its not even funny! but im giggling anyway. heehee! its me, princess belle, you do remember me dont you? pretty please with puppy doggy eyes! *is one of my favorites too...i thought one of these enchanting pics had to make you feel all mushy...did it work? i think so!!* *It worked!* "well honk my ****! you do speak english, you big faker!" *Yes, but others needed to see you wanted to hit me and make me cry. More proof of just how horrible an influence Greer Garson has been on you.* now sarously, darlin', do you really think greer of all people in the world would place a bad influence upon me, the innocent sweet little teenager. honestly, think about this for one moment. heehee! *Let me get this right, you have decided to turn invisible so that you can go around kissing girls? This is not good. More bad influences.* okay, first of all...........that's not right! and anywhere in her movies, do you see greer kissing another girl? goodness, just the thought is making me want to faint, falling backwards......second of all, there is no way on this earth i would even think of kissing another girl.......ewwww. *I never heard of Katy Perry until you provided that link. I liked what I heard.* oh yeah katy perry is apparently really out there right now with her number one hit, "i kissed a girl." i dont like that song, but i like her voice. *If you felt like crying, you must have been watching one of the many Greer films where she intentionally rips the heart out of a man.* NO!! greer is too sweet, she would never do such a horride thing like rip the heart out of her man. just because she left to go over the ocaen without him, doesnt neccessarily mean she ripped his heart out. she knew it was for the best and they couldnt be together at that time. i mean really, they got together at the end! trust me, if they hadnt gotten together in the end, i wouldnt like the movie as much as i do, and you know that.

bonjour mon pirate! *Not so funny, Butterscotch darlin', I used that example on purpose 'cause I KNOW that you get that particular newsletter every day. No, I am not psychic; no, no one told me; no, I did not eavesdrop...I know because you give it away everytime you play a certain game over in GENERAL DISCUSSIONS. Get it?* oh yeah! i forgot, i just love playing that game...it always takes me a couple minutes to think up a really good hard word to display. heehee! but its so fun to see what people respond to them. but i still think your psychic. *ah! but can you spell, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? heehee!* *Heavens no!* *i bet you havent even tried.* *Nor am I gonna, thank you very much!* well fiddle-dee-dee to you too! *quelle dommage for those poor pirates. you'd think they might plan surprise attacks better with a little learnin'. heehee!* *We pirates are so fearsome we don't need no stinking surprise attacks. Don't you watch the History Channel, for Heaven's sake? Most ships back in the Age of Piracy just gave up when they saw the Jolly Roger. That's why pirate are so jolly, and a ho ho ho heidy hee. (I think you oughta get away from them sappy gary and darcy movies and get some eddication 'bout the high seas on the History Channel)* yes as a matter of fact, my parents watch the Histroy channel all the time, almost every day, and i watch it with them when i see something interesting. my mother absolutely goes ga-ga over pirates, so whenever the history channel has a special for pirates, we HAVE to watch it....its almost as bad as the Olympics in our household. heehee! i just like to use my imagination with pirates to make them really sappy and fun to plan surprise attacks on. *You mean you and I can go off into the sunset at the end? Boy, how about those for lucky stars! I better practice my Shakespeare and my swordfightin. 'Course the redoubtable Marquis Grimieux de Frankfurt might have something to say about that. (Monsieur Grimieux will make a good villian, but what else can you expect from a Cowboy fan)* boy will he ever! i could just see him now fightin you and losin and goin "im dead! im dead!" and falling to the ground in turmoil. the poor baby! heehee! and then i can live happily ever after without him picking on me! heehee!.....and of course when my prince charming rides up on a white horse to come carry me away to his castle.....hey i can dream cant i? it happened to princess belle didnt it? *You call that evil? You'd make a lousy villianess, you're too sweet for all that evil talk. You're more of hee-hee girl than muwahaha-muwahaha girl.* you mean you cant see me with my long black gloves strangling frankie? well would you put that mind set into his head for me please!? honestly! *It sounds like you might go from ButterscotchCampie to ButterscotchvVampie. Move over, Theda.* hey! i take offense at that....remember? im the sweet innocent girl who laughs too much. keep that in mind silly goose! heehee! *Okay, we'll let you faint six time in a row, no more. Actually, we've changed our mind. We pirates want you to have both your eyes so you can watch pirate movies and pirate documentaries on the History Channel (and, okay, maybe a few Gary and Darcy movies too , but not too many.* gee, how henerous of you to let me have both of my eyes....honestly! just watching gary and darcy makes me faint, didnt you know? heehee! they are so beautiful. oh no! i hope they didnt hear me. they might get mad! heehee! *Uh-oh! I think we have the return of Butterscotchcampie. Move over, Bette and Joan.* wow! i dont belong in the same category as bette of joan...but thank you. you know i always wanted to be dramatic when i grew up. heehee! *Gosh, that seems an awfully difficult word for the first round. My word came up a later on and it's sure a lot simpler than yours. If I had gotten coruscate I probably would have fainted.* yeah i thought that too when they gave it to me. heehee! im amazed i didnt faint right there in front of my whole school. but in the 6th grade i wasnt as wimpy as i am right now. heehee! *dont ask me how i still remember all that* *How did you remember all that?* cute darlin, i dunno.......heehee! *someone might make a greer purse....someday....okay so chances are slim, so i might just have to make one myself. heehee!* *If you do, take a picture of it and post it.* i promise! *Everybody love linus, which is more than you can say for that eternal fussbudget of all fussbudgets, that fussy ole Lucy Van Pelt who's goin' around fussing all the time ad infinitum and won't even let Charlie Brown kick the football. That Lucy should be in the movies 'cause if she were she would be number one on my fussbudget list. (Yeah, I know, I'm obsessed with fussbudgets, I don't care)* well i always thought lucy was mean to poor linus and charlie brown. linus will always be my favorite. he is too cute with his little thumb in his mouth holding his blanky. honestly, you and your fussbudgets...you and lucy make a cute couple....not that im saying youre a fussbudget. heehee! *No, you just lug the i love lucy (the other fussbudget) purse all over the place (oh, no, not that again...don't answer this answer 'cause I've think we've covered the purse thing ) so you've just replaced one obsession for another. You goilies are really obsessivabobble about beaucoup stuff. tsk! Oh well, you have yore poises and I have my fussies (as in budgets).* we do not get obssessive. okay maybe we do.....but only a wee bit. heehee! but thatd our job right? *La vie est belle! And I have you to suggest big words for me to spell, like superfragislicabobblewhatever what is way to difficullable fer a swashie-headed plundererer like ole Laffite to contemplatabobble* what a mouthful that sentence is.....goodness! i dont think i comprehended all that. heehee! and it is spelled....supercalifragilisticexpialidocious silly. get it right! *Are you referring to Man of La Mancha? I'm not even sure I've ever seen it. I like my Don Quixote without the singing. The reading, the Romanticism, The gallanterie, the knight-errancy, the sweet Dulcimae, even the windmills...but no music please.* yes, thats what im referring to. i love Don Quixote! but you cant leave out the singing. the singing is the most vital and important part! my goodness! i couldnt live without singing. *Tis Chivalry, my good lady, not mere magnanimity. O Chivalre, thou art not, in the gross and scope of our modern world, a stranger to us after all.* loverly put my shakespeare fellow man......yet you say potato, i saw potato (okay that sounds better face to face, but you get the drift) heehee! *And he would do so, most assuredly. At least if we can believe his movies. But of what today, where are our heros?* there arent many heroes of today to be proud of in my eyes..... at least not ones with enough class and gallantry to suit me. you could will turner, or spider-man, but there will never be heroes as special as those who displayed their courage on the silver screen as the duke or gary or robbie ryan or any of the other wonderful heroes.

*Yayyy!! Thank heavens, you're just in time! Imagine him posting a picture of me burping. How indecorous!!* i know!! can you imagine him posting that about you? honestly! he obviously needs some improving in his manners! so how have you been dahlink!! by the way, i mailed your BIG package today in the mail, so you should get it by at least friday or saturday. i hope you like it....its decorated all pretty for you!

okay kenny boy i am! to save poor swet april from your agonizing meanness!! *Greer Garson?! She's trashy! All that gal does is teach young impressionable girls to hurt guys. She's a horrible homewrecker and she's quick to seek annulments. Such values.* oh really? wow, what an active imgainatiom you seem to lead. heehee! *I actually LOVE the pic of Greer in front of the fire. That is one of the best photos I have seen on this board. The look in her eyes, the dress, and the setting is enchanting. The fire truly is burning.* is one of my favorites too...i thought one of these enchanting pics had to make you feel all mushy...did it work? i think so!! So you want to hit me just to see if I cry? You've been talking to Kimmy Kurtains WAY too much. I'm definitely a toy, though. *I was checking out Katy Perry's other songs, and, shockingly, I like them! I like her voice, her sound, and what she sings about. I like these two songs:* gee, thanks for posting those lyrics. honestly frankie! i already knew what they said.....im kind of afraid to mention it, but one of the server ggot me into katy perry so i went out to buy her CD. its so different than everything else i have, but i just love her music.....although that song, "i kissed a girl" really isnt a good song. i can never get used to hearing that one. it kind of makes me sickening, but i like her other songs.....greer would probably be insulted at the mention of me liking m,usic like this, but i just would like to say that i am so sorry!!! i am so sorry greer that i like this, HELP ME!!!!! okay im good, i just had to get that off my chest right now. heehee! *As we kind gentlemen like to say, "sappy Pappy is crappy!" He makes Greer Garson seem heavenly, which is saying a lot.* hey, that sappy crappy stuff is really good for you!! if you dont believe me, ask greer herself! she'll tell you that sappiness in the world is very relaxing and wonderful....it just makes you wanna cry!....i felt like crying yesterday....but thats another story in itself. heehee!

and for the grand finale, tada!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! okay april you can post your pics now to torture the man one!

some torture today.....hey i gotta make up for lost time! heehee!

kenny boy, i found a video that made me think of your nickname. heehee! it describes your kenny personailty to a "T". heehee!........just kidding..... i just giggled so hard when i heard it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEcn9yVuvoQ&feature=related

wait!!......that means you have seen Melody Jones, frankie! im so proud of you!! did you like it?

*Completely sweet to me? When? All I get are locked doors and blizzards.* you do not! i never slam the door in your face....you just always tend to walk in the doorway as im shutting it. heehee! as for the blizzards, ask april, thats her specialty.. heehee! *Why not, Boozy?* because......i said so kenny boy. *Now where did I put my black hat. Ohhh, here it is...* oh........holy.......banana......oil! thats not evenfair! you cant post that picture and have me run across it this late at night. i should have seen that early early in the morning. its the perfect wak-up device for me! my puppy dog eyes are still in affect from lookng at it. SIGHS!!!!

oh my goodness! kathy and sweet april, you two are kioling me with those screencaps from The 3 Godfathers. i just love those pics of the Duke and the baby. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

*This is slightly Gary related so I?m posting it here. On July 16, singer Jo Stafford passed away at the age of 90. She?s one of my favorite singers (Theresa loves her too) and I used her song Make Love to Me (which went to number one on the US charts in ?54) in one of my Gary slideshows. She started singing in her teens with her two sisters and then ended up as a backup singer for Frank Sinatra when he was with Tommy Dorsey. Around 1944 she went solo. She married song arranger Paul Weston and had two kids. They were married in 1952 and remained together until his death in 1996. Her biggest hit was You Belong to Me in the early 50s which sold 2 million copies and also went to number one. She was a favorite of the soldiers during WWII and the Korean War and they nicknamed her ?G.I. Jo?. She and her husband won a Grammy in the early 60s for a comedy album they did where they pretended to be a bad lounge act from the South. I haven?t heard it but I bet it?s pretty funny. Jo was also a relative of Sergeant Alvin York through her mother Anna York and she was born while the war was still going on (November 12, 1917).* *She was also one of a very few singers who had perfect pitch where you can identify a note just by hearing it. She?s one of my favorite singers b/c she had a very smooth voice and it just seemed effortless. People who sing like that tend to be my faves (like Ella Fitzgerald, Elvis and Josh Groban).* i finally got on here ang! isnt it exciting! heehee! i still cant believe Jo Stafford has died! im in tears over here looking at her picture. i have been listening to her all day. im sure you have too. her voice was just so unique and strong and her songs were brilliant and fun to sing. they will always remain so. grandmama introduced me to Jo Stafford when i was a lot younger and everytime she would come on i would hear grandmama humming in the background. she knows every one of Jo's songs and introduced them all to me. Message was edited by: butterscotchgreer

*I don't think they were sisters were they?? But is has been a long time since I saw this film. I've probably only seen it all the way through maybe twice.* i knew sweet april would jump in and spill the beans before i could. heehee! i love ya anyway dahlink! *I think Melanie is just about the first character I think of when I think of Olivia deHavilland. (although the Heiress is my favorite) And she is probably my favorite character in the entire story Some may think she was a sap, but Melanie had a lot more backbone to her than she appeared to have on the surface. She was 100% a lady and very kindhearted, but she was not a wilting little flower of the south. I have a lot more respect for her than most of the other women in this movie, but not because of her sweetness. More because of the way she maintained her sweetness even when she showed her strength. (Does that make sense?) Let's face it...the women in this story(and the men too) really went through a lot...but still ended up accomplishing more than most will ever even imagine.* i have to say that you are completely right about Melanie. she was always my favorite character, b/c she was so much a lady and although she may not have shown it to a certain degree, she had the backbone to put up with everything going on. the war, her family, her husband, just everything that was going on around her that would usually depress people, didnt seem to let her down. they might have let her down a lot, but she never showed it. she was always strong in her emotions and always maintained a ladylike stance with everyone in front of her.

Jillian!!! oh my goodness! The Mirror Has Two Faces is one of my all time favorite movies. and it isnt often that i have a favorite modern movie!! i saw it mainly because i love Barbra Streisand's *acting* and *singing* skills. i thought the movie was pure genius in the casting and the plot work. i think the ending is one of the best ever to be in the movies, where they hear Pavarotti from above them in the apartment building as they are in the streets kissing. oh holy joe! i can never not cry to this movie, its like a must, and i dont even mean to. its so touching and beautiful and lauren bacall was so funny as the fussy mother....hey another fussbudget to add! but betty bacall really was great in this movie!

*From sip to slurp. Why do you continue to listen to the Champoo Floozy?* i never slurp! its not ladylike! april isnt a champoo floozy! she is my sweet sister! *april is right,* *Who and never.* now look frankie, jsut because you are jealous of april being right, doesnt mean you have to be mean about the situation. *All of my posts are sweet and kind to the innocent girls, Guilty Girl.* wait a moment please while i pick myself off the floor from giggling so much. *And what's that in Marilyn's hands? Channel my tush! That's booze! What has the Finishing School Girl done to you* i never said it was Channel. so there! second of all, its only a glass full of "booze", and it is probably wine. its not like it is rum or something indecorous like that. marilyn would never do something like that. no of course not. heehee! now remember when you reply, that i am sweet and innocent! heehee! *The next five thousand have to be about how much he loves Gary Cooper, Greer Garson and John Ford films.* *Talk about trash! On second thought, let's not.* lets not talk in such haste! let's think about this first....now all these fiolms have something in common....they are sappy, romantic, good hearted, heroic! why in the world whouldnt you want to watch them? holy joe!

*Bonjour Mademoiselle mon amie caramel dure au buerre.* bonjour mon amie pirate debonnaire, swashhead! *Intrepide? Moi? Well, tres bien, but I have to still work on my steely gaze. Being intrepid is nice but you have to have a steely gaze.* oh you have a steely gaze! you have been learning it from the frankfurter. heehee! *Helen wears her hair both ways. There is a scene with Signor Carella where her hair is, uh, down. (of course)* i cant wait to see Helen in this movie, i stil havent gotten it yet, but i will. i will. i bet her acting is superb, no matter how small her role is. *Netflix and college don?t mix anyway, you?re better off. Instead of studying Helen of Troy you?d be watching Helen of Mirren, tsk tsk.* yes, but i dont spend all my time watching helen mirren.....honest! heehee! i share my time with gary and greer as well. *You know, I was going to ask you sometime how your grandma was doing because you said that she started you on classic movies when you were five years old (Can you guess where I read that?)* where did you read that? i cant remember. grandmama is doing great! stuill working at organizing her whole library of movies. she is copying each movie onto disc and getting rid of her VHS tapes that some have bad quality anyway. and thrn she is colorfying them into categories and numbering each disc as she goes. everyone in the family thinks she is crazy, but im the only one that actually knows and understands what she is doing and how she thinks and works. heehee! *and that you still watch movies with her. But yesterday I?m eavesdropping on you and ?Frankie? and what do I read but that you?re drinking all your grandma?s wine! Tsk, tsk ...but I guess that means your grandma is doing okay, right? (Okay, okay, so you only took a sip.)* i didnt drink all my grandmama's wine....i drank a sip! grandmama is always giggling with me and they say that releases stress, so thats good and she's doing alright! have you been dropping eaves on mre and frankie? shame on you shame on you! "its a shame that people like us dont jump right up and marry someone just to show the world a good example." ~dolly levi (hello, dolly!) sorry, everytime i say "shame" i always think of that one phrase she says to walter matthau. so i just had to say it. heehee! i always say that to my parents too and they look at me like im a wierdo. of course! *Mon dieu, Mademoiselle , that's some creative French right there. Please don't ask me to scan it grammatically, I wouldn't know where to begin. But's it's very cute, I wouldn't change it for the world. And, bien oui, my taste ain't so bad...for a swashhead. Merci.* yeah i know, sometimes i mix up the grammar,b/c it is a wee bit confusing to me, but im learning! *Actually Where Angels Fear To Tread takes place ca. 1900-1910. And no, no, nothing tricky here. Helen is great. It's just after raving like a maniac on how much I love this film and recommending it ad nauseum, I only hope that you and MissG will like it...otherwise you may come after me with your sword.* thats funny! okay so i was a bit off on the time period. holy joe! heehee! as long as there isnt too much naughtiness being done by helen, im pretty surely ill love it. i already know april likes it, she just doesnt remember too much about it. *The fussy is Judy Davis. We've been having fun around here with fussbudgets but, seriously, if the Academy were to award an honorary Oscar for Best Performance as a Fussbudget, Judy Davis would be one of the five nominees. She is very fine in this movie, though she may overdo it perhaps just a little, but she?s quite good (and fussy).* i knew you would bring her up into your fussbudgets list! heehee! thats the only thing im not looking forward to in this movie. i dont wanna see some woman being overly fussy about everything...i want everything to be sappy and romantic and to have a gloriously happy ending, but i already know thats not gonna happen. heehee! *Egad!!! No way, Je suis gentillehomme filibustier, and I would never have a sword fight with a girl! Besides, you've heard of that "hell hath no fury," saying, haven?t you? I may be intrepid, but I'm not that intrepid.* you reminded me of William Powell in Life With Father when you uttered that first word. so you are saying you would never put up a fight with michelle yeoh if she was trying to kill you in a jackie chan movie? you wouldnt put up a fight with an angry woman pirate trying to commondeer your ship? inigo: "you seem like a descent fellow, i'd hate to kill you" dread pirate robbins: "you seem like a descent fellow, i'd hate to die." *Oh, I get it. You don't care if Laffite gets diced, it's just the French lessons you're worried about But I don't blame you, les lecons francaises sont tres importantes. And you won't need anybody else besides "sweet April" and "Frankie." Tous les deux sont a merveilles! You will be in good hands.* dont be silly! you also are good for entertainment.....just kidding! goodness how could one be so mean? i could never do such a horrid thing......frankie no comments to that sentence please. *Please write me a pirate song. Then sing it to me. My sources tell me you like to sing (sneaky). I'll watch it on youtube and you will be discovered and then have your own show on cable.* you do like to drop them eaves dont you? heehee! okay hear i go......(clears throat) yo, yo, yo, it is a pirate's life for me yo, yo, yo, and he hates to fight girls yo, yo, yo, the swashhead is so debonaire with his swordfighting ways! okay so that sounds a bit on the corny, side, but you left me no time silly! *i dont thini many pirates nowdays watch the history channel much. heehee! they might get scared and run for their mommies. after all every pirate needs a mommy!* *They'll never admit it though.* i think this one just did. heehee! your secret is safe with me....and all of us who read this thread. *C?est pourquoi je suis stupide. Je suis gentillehomme pirate et je fais souvent les betises. Les autres pirates se moquent toujours de moi. Mais ce m?est egal car les pirates stupides comme moi n?aiment pas a torturer des autres. Mais, a vrai dire, il faut admettre que je n?aime pas les sacs appeles les i-love-lucy parce qu?ils sont enormement stupides aussi. Maintenant tu peux aller procurer tes gants longs et noirs and ton epee pour me tuer, mais je m?en fous parce que j?aime la vie dangereuse.* boy when you mean a french lesson, you really mean a FRENCH lesson! heehee! okay, im still trying to read half way through. it takes me a while to fully somprehend a message that long. give me a minute. heehee!

*That's not funny, that's impressive! Mon Chapeau, Mademoiselle! You are our vocabulary Queen. I bet you have some word-a-day newsletters sent to your computer, Like yourdictionary dot com for instance* merci, merci mon ami! i may not be the vocabulary queen, but whenever i see a big word i immidiately go to the dictionary to look it up. i just love doing that. when i first read P&P when i was in the 5th grade, i saw all these beautiful words and just had to look them up in the dictionary. funny you say that site, b/c i have that newsletter everyday on my email. heehee! spot on darlin', spot on! *ah! but can you spell, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? heehee!* *Heavens no!* i bet you havent even tried. *I think I'll just be happy with the idea that I am probably using it correctly. But don't ask me to "learn" it. Pirates don't like learnin'... 'Cept how to learn to plunder and stuff.* quelle dommage for those poor pirates. you'd think they might plan surprise attacks better with a little learnin'. heehee! *Okay, and who, may I ask, is your drama prince? Or should I say princes?* well you and frankie of course! you two are all i need to stage a production of shakespear. me and you will be the good guys and frankie will be the villian. heehee! *Magnifique! Tes sacs te remercient* heehee! *Well, if you're such a good persuader, I would think you wouldn't need those thick strings...and with that vocabulary too, wowee! I won't ask what "MUWAHAHA" means. (Maybe it's Butterscotch-ese for "hee hee")* goodness me! dont you recognize an evil laugh when you see one? heehee! okay so im a great persuader with a tiny, really think string around my pinky, and it never breaks! *Okay, we won't use the needle. But only because we don't want you faint.* no i dont think i would want that either. i had a hard enough time trying not to faint 7 times in a row at the doctor once. he said to pray for a healthy life....boy so i ever! heehee! *Aw, come on, nothin' hurts that bad. I mean, "ouch," maybe...but "ouchy?" I don't think so. Let's not exaggerate here* if thats overexaggerating, then waht do you call this? HELP!!!! ive been poked by a needle, im dying, im dying!! *Do you remember the word you missed? When I was in the sixth grade I finished eighth in my school spelling bee (I got farther along than you, heh heh) and I remember the word I missed. C-o-n-v-e-n-i-e-n-t. Arrgh, agonizing memories from childhood...no wonder I ended up being a useless ole pirate.* yes as a matter of fact i do remember the word. c-o-r-u-s-c-a-t-e. i was so mad at myself for spelling that first wrod wrong. of course right after the Bee, i immidiately went to the dictionary and looked it up. i have never forgotten it since. definition is "to reflect beams of light". dont ask me how i still remember all that. I *shan't forget. Although I don't see a Greer purse on the horizon. Someone would really have to have a brainstorm to think of that.* not neccessarily! someone might make a greer purse....someday....okay so chances are slim, so i might just have to make one myself. heehee! *Look what happened to poor Linus. So when you finally decide you've had enough "emotional attachment" with your purses, will they even hit the ground when you toss them off?* hey! i love linus, dont be making fun of my linus! he's so cute with his blanky.....i was the same way when i was 5. i had this baby doll and i kept calling her "Dolly" all the time, so it stuck and i never went anywhere without my Dolly. heehee! thats how i got my nickname from my parents for me. they always called me "Dolly". she looked exactly like me too, which was weird. i still have her, but i dont lug her around with me anymore. heehee! *Saint T-h-e-r-e-s-e of L-i-s-i-e-u-x. Since you have a better vocabulary than me, I have to take every opportunity to correct your spelling.* thats okay, im perfectly okay with that. now i have you for correcting my spelling and angie to correct my pronunciation with names. what a joy! *But don't tell your boyfriends. They might not like you thinking about Gary and Darcy. They might go to see P&P and walk into the screen and punch ole Darcy right in the nose.* are you kidding? if i ever told anybody, not relating to old movies, that i had a crush on them, they would think i am crazy! what am i saying, my own parents think i am weird, so i guess i cant say anything. *You remember that movie Purple Rose of Cairo, doncha* dont even mention that movie to me! it gives me nightmares. *Je suis gentillehomme pirate, the Don Quixote of the high seas, forever a-lookin' for lost Chivalry. O Chivalre, youhoo!!* so do you sing like Don Quixote too? okay, so you are the gallant don quixote captain blood.....i can handle that....i think. like i said, if you cant even find chivalry, how would one use it? heehee! *Well, since you ask me in Shakespeare-ese, Laffite will take your "loverly" purse off the plunderly list. As one of your crushes, Mr Darcy, embodied by Sir Laurence, might say, "Thy beauteous purse, O Lady fair of Butterscotch, shall not from thy sweet hand be ta'en."* oh thank thy poised man. you are too magnanimous sir! *Since Monsieur Francois de Grimesville has finally admitted to seeing Pride and Prejudice then he can be head "frankfurter" and I will be just a hot dogger but hopefully even a hot dogger has Butterscotch teasing rights with a movie so dreary as P&P* how dare thou insult thy *(or should I say greery)* thats better *(No, I can't tease you about that movie. I like it and Miss Garson is poifect. Maybe one day someone will make a poise for you with greery on it).* until then, you are my main "rechercher" friend. heehee! *Alors, Mlle ButterScotchie de Lisieux, if you are ever a-sailin' the high seas and you see one of these ya better watch out. Would you be afeard or would you just say, "Aw, forget it everybody, it's probably silly ole Laffite."* no, im a big wimp....i'd probably call out gary to come rescue me.

lafitte and frankie i shall answer your beautiful, yet a tad bit meanie posts tomorrow. heehee! i promise!

*heehee! very funny butterScotchSweet'. I don't know whether you should get much credit for that, i.e,. t-h-a-t. It's not as if you spelled brobdingnagian or nephelococcygia, or even autochthonous. Or hardly even antidisestablishmentarianism. You just spelled that. Why, for hook's sake, even a uneducated ole pirate can spell that. I may have to engage in a little cogitation afore I can render any credit your way on a simple ole that.* i actually knew what each of those words meant believe it or not. heehee! thats so funny! ah! but can you spell, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? heehee! for your info, t-h-a-t, is a very difficult word in the english language for some people to learn, so there. heehee! *Gosh, you oughta be in pictures with a performance like that. Why, maybe you can be the next Queen of Camp. Move over, Bette and Joan, here comes ButterscotchCampie.* well......i do try. heehee! i dont think i am as good as Greer of Bette, but i come pretty close to one of the biggest drama princesses there ever was. *It sounds to me your two-timin' your purses.* i am not! i love each of my purses and take good care of each of them. i keep them all clean and beautiful! *Gullible? Boy, sounds like you can wrap those pirates right around your little pinkie.* well i have been told im quite the little presuader. MUWAHAHA! wrapped around my pinkie with a thick string too! heehee! *Okay, MissButterScotchCampie, I believe you this time. You don't have to lie. We pirates are experts in matters relatin' to a-plunderin' and we know that an i-love-lucy purse is next to worthless, cutesie or no. But if we'n ever come upon a GreerGarson purse, we'll nab it 'cause we know we gotta buyer. Guess who!* i have to say that i have never once seen a greer purse. I WISH!! heehee! well if you ever come upon one, im always here. my i-love-lucy-purse is not worthless. it is very precious to me, so leave my cutesie purse alone. dont you know that every girl has an emotional attatchment to her purse? holy joe! sometimes e dont admit it, but we do. heehee! *...meaning that your eyes will eventually fall out? ...hypothetically speaking? Let's see that's a pretty big word, let's check the spelling, h-y-p-o-t-h-e-t-i-c-a-l-l-y. Hey, not bad. Have you ever won a spelling bee?* well hypothetically speaking, my eyes cant fall out unless someone tries to pry them out, and i hope that never happens. please no! i faint just at the site of a needle. ouchy! i was actually in a spelling bee at my school when i was in the 6th grade, and i lost on the first word. heehee! SIGHS i found it so hilarious my teacher actually thought i could spell, b/c i couldnt spell to save my life. heehee! *No, I know you're not dillusional. You're Therese. So means maybe you're a Miss frenchy, c'est vrai ?* well thank you for that loverly compliment mr. frenchy. heehee! i was actually named after Saint Terese of Lisioux.....maybe i didnt spell that right...well St. Theresa of the little flower in english anyway. heehee! we have *There you go again, MissCampie. But not to worry. His name wasn?t Gary and it wasn?t Darcy. Besides this guy has another eye and he can?t even read* wow! i feel sorry for that guy. i hope he's alright...the poor pirate! heehee! for your info, gary and darcy are both very sweet and thy love me....wether they know it or not. heehee! hey! they are in different generations anyway arent they? so im entitled to a little crush. *Nope. I have at least some chivalry. I may take your I love lucy purse away from you to make you cook for me though. That is, if you even know how to cook. ?Cause if you don?t I may not give your purse back and I might even decide to take yer eye out.* well at least chivalry isnt dead....its lost, but it isnt dead. heehee! thou wouldst never take thy purse! please dont! i cherish my loverly purse! *Well, I hate to tell you this but I already went to Gary and I said, "Mr Cooper, did you know that that Miss Buttersweetscotchie girl has a crush on Stu, and he just looked at me and said, "Yep." I couldn't get another word out of him. That Coop feller don't talk much. Then I went to Mr Darcy and his Aunt Lady Catherine came out and asked me a whole bunch of fool questions and then said that Mr Darcy was practicing a love speech to some girl named Elizabeth and couldn't be bothered by no Butterscotchygirltype and left in a huff, she did. A real fussbudget, that one. Anyway, I think you oughta just stick with Stu, at least he's a captain of a ship and likes to build fences. And he can run circles around the WWPA.* i think you are taking lessons from a certain frankfurter over here and this is not fair! heehee! i may have a crush on a few men, but its not like they would notice me anyway. *And not only that, Lucille, there's gonna be a young lady named Miss Butterscotch Therese who is going to carry you around all over the place.* yes, but lucy, i am taking care of you too, unlike what some men would do to you if they got a hold of you on the purse. so you are in good hands. heehee!

*The Heiress is a great film. I am always deeply impressed by Ralph Richardson's performance as well as Olivia's. And this is perhaps the only film in which I like Miriam Hopkins.* oh my goodness i completely agree with you. i cant stand Mariam Hopkins, but in this movie, her unlikeness doesnt affect me as much. its more suttle. the first time i saw The Old Maid, i was completely on the thought that Mariam Hopkins was a witch, especially in most other of her movies. she just isnt a very nice lady and isnt afraid of playing a mean person. althought she makes a darn tootin' good mean person. honestly, i felt so bad for poor bette davis in The Old Maid. she couldnt even have her own daughter, b/c ol' meanie of there HAD to clain her as her own daughter instead. i mean how selfish can one get? i think i cried throughout most of that movie! *Back to Lafitte's original "teaser", I confess I was thinking about a more modern setting* *too, and guessed perhaps he was referring to something like Alice Adams.* see that was my first impression, that he was referring to something of the nature of Alice Adams or something like that.....which just happens to be one of my favorite movies from the 30s. its just so inspirational! if kate didnt deserve one of her other oscars, then it should have been for Alice Adams. i tell you, she was brilliant in that movie! i just love it to pieces!

*I also like raspberry and mint chocolate. I'm not big on chocolate ice cream.* but mint chocolate chip ice cream happens to be the best ice cream in the world! you did that on purpose! *I see you are well-versed in the school of Butterscotch. I'm defenseless against tears. All right, I'll try to protect you. But the cookies come first.* hey, lets play nice with innocent Minya. she hasnt fallen under your spell quite yet and lets keep it that way. Minya....his weekness is puppy dog eyes....just to let you know.....and i DONT cry to every movie monkey boy. holy joe!