butterscotchgreer

that has to be my FAVORITE scene in Emma. oh april i am so enjoying these screen caps from there! thank you! i dont think you should have posted that scene in front of frankie thought, i think he will have it out with you for surely now, so watch it. isnt it funny how we drink champoo every once in a while. i myself find it quite voluminous and exhilerating to drink at least once a week. heehee! shall we have crumpets my dahlink?

*That's funny, because the Goddess' credo is almost identical to that:* *needless to say i will ALWAYS drink any pure alcoholes excessively in my lifetime.* my pretend doll would never say such a thing. she's too sweet! *Now I must flee.* i was getting worried you would never leave! heehee!

i dont even know how to respond to such a picture kyle. heehee! april stop that, youre making me laugh way too much today! heehee!

*What an adorable picture of Greer. Where is our butler, isn't he supposed to be carrying that heavy tray for her?*how ungentlemanly of mr, furter not to take the tray from her. how shall we punish him?

*What an adorable picture of Greer. Where is our butler, isn't he supposed to be carrying that heavy tray for her?* you raise a point. oh frankie where are you? where for art thou oh frankiefurter? how ungentlemanly of him not to take the tray from her so she can sit with us.

*No, I am merely on my THIRD cuppa. Who drinks Brandy in the morning? The idea.* data! heehee! im only on my second! im never gonna catch up. who drinks brandy in the morning. EW! thats nasty. the mere taste of pure brandy makes me wanna faint. someone once gave me a shot of pure tequilla, i almost fell to the floor choking. needless to say i will NEVER drink any pure alcoholes excessively in my lifetime.

are you using German on me? oh no! now im really in for it! heehee! yes in fact i have my trusty big mug full of blackberry jasmine tea with me now! how about you? dont tell me you are already on your second cuppa. look who's joining us!

*The "A" girls want you to believe they are sweet but they are not. You are being tricked.* yeah like you arent! *And you are the sneaky one, Baby.* see, now youre confusing me again! one minute im sneaky, the next im sweet, the next im snippy, the next im innocent, the next im not! for lizzy's sake...MAKE UP YOUR MIND FRANKIE! heehee! *Is that what all the snobs are wearing this year?* *oh yes!.....with the exception of my polka dots skirt of course. heehee! youre a little behind in your fashion darlin'!* *It's the girl in the skirt that means the most, and you're the most, Kim!* and how is this so mahtin? did you read it in a gossip magazine? tsk, tsk, tsk. its guys like you that bring girls like me to issues like this. heehee! *Well, Francie was not willing to be as naive as you. If "Mr. Burns" lied to her about his identity, he could also lie to her about stealing the jewels.* dont you see?! he had to lie to her about his identity, but he didnt lie about anything else! as my mother always says, "its in the script!" heehee! she was just being an obstinate girl and chose not to believe her love! *i dunno its just like an instinct telling me to wish you all the unhappiness the world has to offer.* *You have succeeded. I shall forever cry.* oh im so sorry! polease dont cry frankie!!!! ill sing you a song, will that make you better? *I'm glad your pretend doll puts a smile on your face since she's with you all the time. Your pretend doll has the opposite effect on me.* forget it, i dont wanna sing YOU a song anymore. heehee! funny isnt it? i thought i saw you smile a couple times.....and it wasnt my imagination! *One minute it's boiling chocolate and the next it's frozen. Why can't you just accept my kind, caring, loving words with open arms, Bullhead?* because they are hateful, bad, indecorous, meanie words and you know it fly meanie! heehee! *Elizabeth was just angry because she couldn't spend all of his money that evening. She's extremely snippy. Now I see where some people around here learned such behavior. Thanks, Jane Austen.* and thats why she turned down his first marriage proposal too?! lizzie was never snippy, and she was the way she was, b/c mr. dacry had to be shown somehow. me? snippy? where'd you get that idea? goodness, april where are you?! *Bloomers are much to racy! I cannot believe your grandmama allows you to watch this kind of filth.* um....in fact grandmama started giggling with me when my mouth dropped and i first saw that scene. i think those bloomers actually overdo it a bit. heehee! *Snippy Liz with her weapon.* thats right, rub it in! *Indecorous Lizzie, stripping in front of the window for all to see.* youll never drop that scene will you? *To Lizzie's credit, she at least knows she's a horrible lady. Why haven't you learned this lesson, Unsweetened T? You should be ashamed, too.* he should have been ashamed too! he was one of the reasons he and bingley went away and left poor jane and lizzy to cry because they missed their loves! and they were in love, and i would have said that too. "im so ashamed!"

*Now you know every time you post a pic of her on here, we have to counter with a chest hair shot.* oh yes it is a must from now on! and if he protests, we wil post it twice with still greater determination! heehee!

good morning dahlink!! you cracked me up with that cartoon! its too funny!

*You WERE sweet and innocent, but, despite my many warnings, you kept* *talking with the bad influence "A" girls and now you're a femme fatale... with* *long black gloves.* the "a" girls are sweet....when not picking on me because im the baby of the fsmily. heehee! goodness! *Is that what all the snobs are wearing this year?* oh yes!.....with the exception of my polka dots skirt of course. heehee! youre a little behind in your fashion darlin'! *He lied to her about his name and background. That's not trustworthy.* well were willing to forget that little incident. it was an accident! heehee! cary would never hurt a fly! and im not talking about you fly boy! *You don't wish me to be happy? Why?* i dunno its just like an instinct telling me to wish you all the unhappiness the world has to offer. *Do you call for your pretend doll when you cry now? She'll only make you cry more.* no you must be mistaken...april always puts a smile on my face, inlike someone else who's name is ken....hmmmmmm. heehee! *I'm too busy passing out words of love to stalk anyone. Smithy is quiet. He's quiet* *for murderous reasons.* words of love? woah you really got it bad. let me feel your forehead....yup, april we must throw him into the frozen chocolate.....it just might cool him off....and give him a bump, but thats a minor detail. heehee! *No, no, no. Mr. Darcy is stinkin' rich and Miss Elizabeth knows this. She only* *marries him for his money. Like I said, she's a very smart woman. I like her* *money-grubbin' style.* oh is that why she waved her fan incredibly violently when she walked away from hearing him bash all over her? she could use that as a weapon. goodness! heehee! but its a good thing fans are innocuous. *Women should never be allowed to show that much skin! I had to cover my eyes until* *the scene was over. What kind of guy do you think I am?* "isnt it? i havent dare shown it to mama." the kind of guy who watches it very closely without blinking. heehee! oh come now....now who's the dramatic one!? personally i like her little bow peep bloomers. heehee!

*The sign reads, "SUCKER."* okay my bow and arrow are set! *I'm examining the behavior of snippy, pushy, stubborn, bullheaded girls.* such pathetic excuses you always come up with mr. frank furter! heehee! i just dont understand why you love for us to murder you all the time. beats me! *Gentlemanly manners?! My dear, I wrote the book. I just didn't read it.* you wouldnt know gentlemanly manners if they hit you upside your head and bit you! *Your pretend doll is now your sister? It's time to send you to the Mental Institution with Smithy. Maybe he can serve you and your pretend doll some tea.* and maybe its time for us to send YOU to a jane austen tea party, that might shape you up! smithy isnt in a mental institution anymore! he ran away and paula took care of him and they got maried and everything! sigh. heehee! *youre full of something alright, but it isnt truth!* *I'm full of sweet, tender loving truth.* i think youre dreaming! *i think youre full of cranbery juice!* *I think an obstinate girl is full of that.* i am neither, mr-we-havent-mudered-you-enough-times-grimey-person! *jane didnt do any such thing to us! she only changes your heart to being cold!* *My heart is not cold. I'm not the one who thinks breaking up marriages is a good thing.* how many times do i have to tell you, mary rafferty is not a homewrecker!? *greer wouldnt know how to treat her man horribly if it hit her in the face and i hope it never does.* *She needed a good smack in the face for ruining Smithy, Paul, and Mr. Collins' lives.* first of all you need to stop lying about not seeing Pride and Prejudice, heehee! second, she didnt ruin anyone's life! i think you need a good slap from clark gable. heehee! he was an expert at slapping. *she was too sweet, unlike some people around here....heehee!* *You shouldn't say such bad things about Miss Goddess.* how utterly indecorous! im talking about you! sweet april is the sweet innocent one! *we'll come up with something im surely....ooh maybe i can use an old gold chain with a gold watch at the end of it and dangle it in front of his face. hence the gradual brainwash of mr.grimes to jump off the cliff! okay maybe thats just a tad corny, but i tried. heehee!* *Why would you want me to jump off a cliff? Why must you wish me dead?* gee, i wonder why, think about it for a minute. im surely your short term memory loss will return shortly as the spell wears off. heehee! Message was edited by: butterscotchgreer

*Poor Sweet T. She doesn't know how bad she's going to get it on her Pride and Prejudice thread. If she doesn't strangle me now, she will certainly later.* *Why? What are you up to? Don't you dare sabotage her sweet little thread with your monkeyshines, Monkey.* *Sabotage? Sweet, innocent me? I'd never dream of such a thing. Haven't you heard? I'm a traditional gentleman. I'm just going to demonstrate to Theresa how to shoot archery. You could use a few lessons yourself, although they have nothing to do with archery.* honestly you two! heehee! frankie you should be ashamed of yourself!!! its a good thing april is here to defend me aometimes. goodness! you are so cruel! frankie has already corrupted my beautiful Pride and Prejudice thread, april, there's turning back all his nasty threads to me on it. by the way frankie, you would be surprised at my dexterity with a bow and arrow. i have my own bow and a target.

i thought that would do the trick!

*I'm not asking for a face full of strawberry shortcake. It's that "shovey" personality of yours that makes it seem that way to you.* yes you are! im not imagining things darlin', you are halucinating that we wear long black gloves and strangle you to death...otherwise you wouldnt be chatting with us silly. heehee! *And didn't I tell you to get rid of your pretend doll?* hey me and my pretend doll are having a tea party, and no boys are allowed!.....she isnt a pretend doll! she's a real person, who's gonna teach you a lesson if you arent careful soon.

*We must be sure to wear long black gloves when we're doing it. This is the Noir Gallery, after all.* well be the femme fatale sisters! oh how gorgeous you look in them! frankie....were comin' for ya!

no dont get Gloria! he'll jump right up and cling to her legs! better get gary cooper to scare him away ad make him jealous. heehee!

*Now you'd better go over to the Noir gallery and revive FrankGrimes. He was overcome by your visit there.* so i noticed.....lets keep him on the floor, he'll get up in a few minutes.....smelling salts april? heehee! *Did anyone create with color like Renoir? I think not. Simply glorious* i have seen imitations of his work and even experts cant accomplish the gorgeous detail enoir could do in his work. he truely was unique!

*Sure, sure miss-my-favorite-artist-is-August-Renoir. You're a regular "Rennaissance Teenager"* youre such a fibber miss-10,000 posts. heehee!

*I've just regained consciousness after passing out. The stunning beauty of Veronica Lake, Yvonne de Carlo, and Martha Vickers is enough to knock any guy out, but seeing a sweet girl like you here was just too much for me. Don't you know this is the bad part of town? If you want proof of how naughty this town is, just check out who started this thread. A man could travel the world over and he won't find any worse.* look who's here april....the dutchman wh's asking for a face full of strawberry shortcake. oh by the way your welcome for the martha pics. heehee!

holy joe! i wanted to see The River, but i keep missing it when it comes on. thats flustrating sometimes. heehee! The Woman on the Beach is a good one of jean Renoir's films...film noir that is. heehee! this is my favorite painting of renoir's. i could sit and stare at it for hours and never get tired of it! Message was edited by: butterscotchgreer

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i have a small booklet of norman rockwell portraits and i love his stuff too. my favorite painter in Augustus Renoir!!! oh my goodness! and his son was a director too....what are the odds?! heehee! i actually like his movies. everytime you look at a norman rockwell painting you always spot something new--its just that detailed. i love that!

i have most certainly NOT sweet april. you are the expert around here, im just your acomplice. heehee! The Man I Love is definitely a good one!

and my personal favs!! holy joe!