DePalma
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You should see my Mildred the waitress:
You cad! You dirty swine! I never cared for you not once!
You used to drove me mad...I hated ya...I only let you kissed me because you begged me and after you did I used to wipe my mouth WIPE MY MOUTH!
LOL
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When someone I'm seen gets me mad and I don't want to go on I always use:
"Get your things before I throw them on the street and you along with it them. "Get out before I kill you"
and you should see them run...lol
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Fred, this is going to open a WHOLE different can of worms than the original thread BUT since you ask I will tell you. The BEST deals I ever get as an artist with my clients are those in which I'm Bette Davis, Barbara Stanwyck or Joan Crawford. I just ask my self...hmmmmmmm what would Bette do or say to get the upper hand here...and like second nature I find myself speaking her words and acting out a storm...funny, they always do what I ask. I guess they are too afraid to say no.
roflmao
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I never saw her in the daytime. We seemed to live by night.
I didn't know where she lived. I never followed her.
All I ever had to go on was a place and time to see her again.
I don't know what we were waiting for. Maybe we thought the world would end.
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geeeeeeeeee, thanks Fred...now that I see it again it just doesn't seem so "normal" anymore.
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Sure, sure Hibi, and turkeys with a duster for a tail don't make very realistic peacocks either.
You see her story your way and I will see it my way.
Thanks
DePalma
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Nite Nite Precious.
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It sure is!
2 against 2
Lets recap shall we?
One was a bad seed, a liar, a vicious little terror and was sent to school before she could skate. Tried and fell miserably as an actress, later was cut from the will.
One was child delinquent, a thief and an undesirable. was also sent away before he killed someone in the house. Later was also cut from the will.
Two loved Joan and stayed with her PLUS got money in the end.
Easy huh?
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[
] Christina!
Come into the library!
Is 4:45 AM where have you been?
Sorry Mommie, I was visiting The Chadwick's.
NO!
I forbade you ever to go there again!
Don't just sit there smiling Missy!
Is that booze I smell on your breath?
AND look at your face! I told over and over
NOT to wear so much makeup!
It only makes you look less attractive!
You've always known where to find
the cosmetics, now the boys AND
the booze! All's been arranged.
In the morning you are
going away to another school.
But Mommy!
Hush, hush girl!
Go to bed and clean up that mess!!!!
After all linens don't grow on trees.
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[
] Thank you girls!
I knew you would understand Christina had to be sent away
to school. She was nohing but trouble from the start.
You don't have to be afraid of her anymore.
From now on is just us living like a happy family should.
Now take the dogs for a little walk before they ruined my table.
Bless you both!
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[
] Is that the item?
Yes officer.
What happened?
Well, I woke up to this terrible crash and found her trying to
sneak out the window carrying it.
Who did you see?
Christina, Sir. She said she only wanted to "borrow" it for pictures,
but I knew she was lying as always.
..and that's when you hit her?
I had no choice but to wack her over the head with printer
to stop her.
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[
] Look at this pic!
The most important day of my life and here I am looking like a frump.
Wedding dress my foot!
AND
this veil looks more like a pillow case split in half than anything else.
Even the tail on her bundt-cake cost more than the veil.
I'll get you Joan, I will have the last word.!
Where did she get them flowers?
The cemetery most likely!
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[
]Mommie can I have that diamond ring?
Christina, you got to understand that jewelry belongs
to me ALONE!
But Mommie you got so many?
You rotten girl!
You devious little pirate!
Don't be getting any fancy ideas about
me leaving anything to you in my will.
After you get a little older and the publicity wears out,
I'll stick you in some private school atop
some mountain and that will be THAT!
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] She always gets the biggest hats, the biggest hair, more flowers, EVERYTHING!
You just wait till I grow up, I'm going to write a book. That's what I'll do!
I wonder what I would call it?
Christina?
Comming, Mommie Dearest?
DePalma
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[
] Thank love!
I hope you don't mind me wearing the shades, my eyes look like a pair of craked Easter eggs.
DePalma
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ROFLMAO
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[
] Now he tells me, after I sprayed myself and got this awful rash.
Damned him!
DePalma
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[
] Max!
Yes, Madame.
Max, bring down the jalopy and pack a BIG basket...we're going to a picnic.
Oh, don't forget to bring the gun and plenty of Easy-Off.
DePalma
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[
] OK! Lets make it Gay!
DePalma
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[
] Me made up and serving as double for Audrey in a unrealeased photo.
lol
DePalma
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I want to opologize to the adults in here
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they look at me like ****? let me get out of here before this queen stabs me.
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