FrankGrimes

Curses! I hate riddles. That made this Batman fan laugh. I also have an extremely overactive imagination, so this is going to be on my mind all day. I hope you're happy with yourself. Now that you have informed me of your disrupted mind and day... yes! I'm damn happy. Maybe you should seek the comfort of a sensitive guy, Dangerous Woman.

HAHA!!! I see that my time has come!! No, you are clear. Your time hasn't come... yet. That day will certainly arrive soon enough, Trashy. You're gonna wish you were spending all your free time with sensitive, ponytailed men. What happens on Wednesday? It's one of the best days of the year (for me) and one of the worst days of the year (for those with taste).

You know, Kyle, you are so far in the black with me, it's ridiculous. Your poster selections for the past month have been in spectacular good taste. You have successfully rendered me defenseless, which means I won't have any fight left in me for Wednesday. How disheartening. I love Some Came Running. It's a huge favorite of mine.

""Word" gets around." - FrankGrimes Meh. Just idle gossip from a bunch of fishwives. It ain't the wives that be talkin'. Kyle ("I'll take the vicuna") In Hollywood You're not going to go for a swim, are you? I heard the water is deathly cold.

Oh, merciful heaven! I loved the clip from Lady and the Tramp, Bronxie. Those siamese cats are nothing but trouble. Come to think of it, girls in general are nothing but trouble. I laughed when the Bell, Book, and Candle trailer flashed the word "sex" on the screen. How revolting!

You don't the Gigolo "Code Of Cinduct", do ya? There is no reason for me to know the Gigolo "Code Of Conduct." I'm a traditional gentleman. We properly conduct our codes at all times. We don't tell. We just pocket the cash. "Word" gets around.

Poor Sweet T. She doesn't know how bad she's going to get it on her Pride and Prejudice thread. If she doesn't strangle me now, she will certainly later. Why? What are you up to? Don't you dare sabotage her sweet little thread with your monkeyshines, Monkey. Sabotage? Sweet, innocent me? I'd never dream of such a thing. Haven't you heard? I'm a traditional gentleman. I'm just going to demonstrate to Theresa how to shoot archery. You could use a few lessons yourself, although they have nothing to do with archery.

QUICK: What color are they? No fair peeking either! Did you say something? I'm busy staring into Bronxie's eyes.

I call you "snippy" in the sweetest of ways, Snippy. I just watched THE GLASS KEY and in it Alan Ladd calls Brian Donlevy's little sister, played by Bonita Granville, by the nickname "Snip". I'm sure Alan Ladd meant it as a loving compliment too, Snippy. If Jane Austen gals are "smart," give me dumb every time. For crying out loud you just got through calling them intelligent! I did? I must have meant it, since I'm nothing but sweetly honest. Poor Sweet T. She doesn't know how bad she's going to get it on her Pride and Prejudice thread. If she doesn't strangle me now, she will certainly later.

That's not all that's jaw-dropping. What else? Her chest? And that's not all. Are you sure you're not that little old man who keeps asking Bronxie to Burger King? I haven't denied it, have I? I LOVE Bronxie's eyes!

Now why in the world would you want to bump me off? All I do is shower you with love. Ohhh, noooo! That's what it is, isn't it? I guess I better start treating you horribly then. START treating me horribly? If that was sweet and loving I don't need any enemies! I call you "snippy" in the sweetest of ways, Snippy. Gloria's not the kind of girl who can bought! She'd never play such a role. That's more of an intelligent Jane Austen female lead, like Eliza Bennet. So you finally admit Gloria's not intelligent and that you prefer dumb girls. If Jane Austen gals are "smart," give me dumb every time.

All of MM's songs from RIVER OF NO RETURN are in my "repertoire". I can sing in her key easily and I love these tunes in particular. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her waistline in that bustier is JAW DROPPING. That's not all that's jaw-dropping.

What's the score, Sneaky T -- I may be hard to find to since you drowned me and tossed me into a river of chocolate. oh we'll find you. it is hard not to spot someone with a big sign on his chest saying, "take me, take, me!" The sign reads, "SUCKER." Cats have more than one life. They need a thousand lives to be around you two. then why do you hang around us two? uh-huh, thats what i thought. I'm examining the behavior of snippy, pushy, stubborn, bullheaded girls. That doesn't sound like the kind of party your naughty pretend doll and you would throw. it most certainly does! we are catching up on our tea parties, we havent had one in a while, and you arent going to spoil it!.....unless you would like to learn some gentlemanly manners to being the kind butler server. Gentlemanly manners?! My dear, I wrote the book. I just didn't read it. Your pretend doll is a teacher to you? I bet she teaches bad lessons. of course! she after all is my bigger sister isnt she? i learn something new every day!.....good things. stop raining on my parade! Your pretend doll is now your sister? It's time to send you to the Mental Institution with Smithy. Maybe he can serve you and your pretend doll some tea. I'm so full of... truth. I'd never lie, Miss Sweet, Kind, and Loving. That may all change once I watch a film like Pride and Prejudice. Jane Austen seems to change people for the worse. And every Greer Garson film that I watch causes me to lose faith in woman and love. I'm afraid all women are going to act so horrible to their man as Greer does. It frightens me. I speak the truth. youre full of something alright, but it isnt truth! I'm full of sweet, tender loving truth. i think youre full of cranbery juice! I think an obstinate girl is full of that. jane didnt do any such thing to us! she only changes your heart to being cold! My heart is not cold. I'm not the one who thinks breaking up marriages is a good thing. greer wouldnt know how to treat her man horribly if it hit her in the face and i hope it never does. She needed a good smack in the face for ruining Smithy, Paul, and Mr. Collins' lives. she was too sweet, unlike some people around here....heehee! You shouldn't say such bad things about Miss Goddess. we'll come up with something im surely....ooh maybe i can use an old gold chain with a gold watch at the end of it and dangle it in front of his face. hence the gradual brainwash of mr.grimes to jump off the cliff! okay maybe thats just a tad corny, but i tried. heehee! Why would you want me to jump off a cliff? Why must you wish me dead? Where did you hide my body, Miss Gun For Hire? -- I don't think he's going to pay any attention to any gold watch unless a picture of Gloria Grahame's painted on it. Maybe the best solution is the most obvious: we'll just have Gloria take care of him. She can invite him over one night, slip him a mickey in his drink and William Bendix can fit him out with a pair of cement pipe slippers and it's off to the river! Now why in the world would you want to bump me off? All I do is shower you with love. Ohhh, noooo! That's what it is, isn't it? I guess I better start treating you horribly then. Of course, Gloria's servcies come at a pretty steep price, and I don't think either you or me has that kind of dough. Gloria's not the kind of girl who can bought! She'd never play such a role. That's more of an intelligent Jane Austen female lead, like Eliza Bennet.

I'm so full of... truth. I'd never lie, Miss Sweet, Kind, and Loving. That may all change once I watch a film like Pride and Prejudice. Jane Austen seems to change people for the worse. And every Greer Garson film that I watch causes me to lose faith in woman and love. I'm afraid all women are going to act so horrible to their man as Greer does. It frightens me. I speak the truth.

Forget about drowning me, because that absolutely killed me! Your medicine cabinet is overflowing with things that "sting like crazy." At least I don't lie. That's something I'd never do.

Those stars don't mean what you think they do. Sure they do. That's the look of a girl in love. She's wild about me. Just one touch from me and...

Poor little Irena. She was more sinned against than sinning. By MEAN people in NY!!! Yes, I know what you "mean" about the mean people in NYC. I have found they are not only mean but also snippy, pushy, frigid, stubborn, and wrong-headed. I'm thinking Irena just needs to be kissed and that would help her relax. She's got stars in her eyes!

Yes! And no Wizard in Oz could ever find one to fit you either! That's because you take every male heart and crush 'em. And your brain needed so much washing it took hundreds of "cycles"! Are you saying that I have a dirty mind? You must have me confused with someone else again. I'm ready for my bath!

How can we find a way to send FrankGrimes away to have his brain washed? (Since he has no heart, we don't need to worry about changing that.) I've already been brainwashed a few times. Who in their RIGHT mind would buy Gary Cooper, Greer Garson, and John Ford DVDs? Heck, I've even watched some of 'em. That's about as brainwashed as you can get. So I have a brain but not a heart, eh? I'm one up on you then.

See what I mean! Back to senselessness. How would you know, Miss Empty Head... and Heart?

Who, the "intellectuals"? What do they know? That's the first sensible thing you've written in a looooooooooooooooooooooooooong time. I thought my mentioning you were empty-headed was even more sensible.

Maybe you're right. It's full of foolishness. You actually think John Ford, Gary Cooper, Clark Gable, and David O. Selznick were talented. Greater minds than I think so, too. Who, the "intellectuals"? What do they know? All Pretend Dolls come equipped with Pretend Brains. How would you know, Miss Goddess? Because the last time you knocked it off a little straw fell out. I did no such thing! And the Goddess is very real, so you must have gotten the straw from some place. Have you been in some hay lately?

Bonjour, Avare Menthe -- well be the femme fatale sisters! oh how gorgeous you look in them! frankie....were comin' for ya! I may be hard to find to since you drowned me and tossed me into a river of chocolate. yes you are! im not imagining things darlin', you are halucinating that we wear long black gloves and strangle you to death...otherwise you wouldnt be chatting with us silly. heehee! Cats have more than one life. They need a thousand lives to be around you two. And didn't I tell you to get rid of your pretend doll? hey me and my pretend doll are having a tea party, and no boys are allowed! That doesn't sound like the kind of party your naughty pretend doll and you would throw. she isnt a pretend doll! she's a real person, who's gonna teach you a lesson if you arent careful soon. Your pretend doll is a teacher to you? I bet she teaches bad lessons. Bonjour, Mademoiselle Vide T?te -- My head must be empty to talk to you! No argument there! Besides, it's not empty. Maybe you're right. It's full of foolishness. You actually think John Ford, Gary Cooper, Clark Gable, and David O. Selznick were talented. All Pretend Dolls come equipped with Pretend Brains. How would you know, Miss Goddess?

Ciao, BittersourGREER -- look who's here april....the dutchman wh's asking for a face full of strawberry shortcake. I'm not asking for a face full of strawberry shortcake. It's that "shovey" personality of yours that makes it seem that way to you. And didn't I tell you to get rid of your pretend doll? oh by the way your welcome for the martha pics. heehee! You and Miss Whosits are both right about Martha's beauty. Ciao, Miss Gun For Hire -- We must be sure to wear long black gloves when we're doing it. This is the Noir Gallery, after all. She wears them all the time. She's constantly looking to strangle guys. The bodies keep pilin' up. Ah, that just means I have the biggest mouth here! And the emptiest head. You wear it so lovely.

I've just regained consciousness after passing out. The stunning beauty of Veronica Lake, Yvonne de Carlo, and Martha Vickers is enough to knock any guy out, but seeing a sweet girl like you here was just too much for me. Don't you know this is the bad part of town? If you want proof of how naughty this town is, just check out who started this thread. A man could travel the world over and he won't find any worse.