DownGoesFrazier

For doors that work that way, anyone walking through the hallway when someone suddenly opens the door of their apartment will have the door slammed right into their nose.. Ouch..

Charisse was in IT'S ALWAYS FAIR WEATHER with Dan Dailey

WITNESS FOR THE PROSECUTION

"The Abbott and Costello Show"? Joe Besser?

Footballer Bubba and his wife

I don't think I would have had the nerve to call Cooper a girly-man in person.

Ever since my father's '58 Desoto turned out to be a lemon, I've had it in for Groucho's show.

I hope that this was a tax-free merger.

Joan Crawford

How exactly did DOUBLE INDEMNITY change your life? Do you now slam the door on insurance salesmen?

I saw a rerun of "You Bet Your Life" last week. It was really lame. Sorry, Darg.

LA DOLCE VITA

I don't know what "Bob" you mean, but----THE AMERICANIZATION OF EMILY?

Oat bran unsalted pretzels, anyone?

..or Morgan Fairchild.

I always got confused between Jaye P. Morgan and Jane Morgan.

If someone is virtuous, that means they have a lot of virtue. If someone is unctuous, does that mean that they have a lot of "unctue"?

That's why she used the name.

Geez, you use more asterisks than Sans Fin uses colons.

I have also had individual posts disappear. I guess the moderators don't like attempts at humor that go "thud". Sort of like the on-line equivalent of the vaudeville "hook".

There WAS a human Edsel. The Edsel was named after Edsel Ford. The Ford family also affectionately referred to HIM as the Edster.

..and I like Marty Falletti more than Marty Feldman He may be a fat ugly man, but at least he doesn't have bug eyes. They wouldn't have even let Marty Feldman into the Stardust Ballroom.

Well, she wasn't in many noirs, but she WAS in THE BLUE GARDENIA, apparently not a favorite of the Edster.

Michael Feinstein did a version of this song when I saw him at CBGBs.

What it counts for is that I am red-faced with embarrassment. "Stagger Lee" is better-known than "Personality". If I was a member of the TCM Inner Circle, I'd deserve to have my membership revoked.