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  1. All Quiet on the TCM Front

    A cable network inexplicably shows a silent version of a sound film, causing rioting in the streets, defenestration of Ben Mankiewicz, and irritable bowel syndrome. Some customers actually like the idea, but they are drowned out by the naysayers. In a shocking move, the network decides to add sound to their message boards, so that forum members can actually “hear” the posts of others. Sales of earplugs skyrocket. Tor Johnson has a cameo as a subwoofer.

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  2. Valentino (1951) youtube

    Well, it’s not bad, but it ain’t good either. Instead of a decent biopic which could have delved into the background and mystique of Rudolph Valentino, we get over 100 minutes of Anthony Dexter pretty much trying to bag Eleanor Parker.

    Now Dexter was certainly a good choice for Valentino, because of his facial and physical resemblance. And we all know his subsequent career reached the stratosphere, with classics like Fire Maidens of Outer Space, 12 To the Moon, and The Phantom Planet (these last two films oddly enough featuring silent screen legend Francis X. Bushman).

    Along with Parker, support (if you can call it that) is provided by Richard Carlson as a fictitious director, Otto Kruger as a fictitious producer, Patricia Medina as a fictitious actress/dancer, and Joseph Calleia as a fictitious paisano named Luigi Verducci.

    If you like dancing, Dexter does the tango with Parker, Medina, and an old bag. If you don’t like dancing, you’ll probably still like the almost-four-minute tango sequence with Dexter and Medina, as Dexter stages an “audition” at Kruger’s home. Highlights include Dexter cracking a whip and flipping his cigarette onto Kruger’s floor, prompting Kruger to yell “What is this **** here? Who has been putting out their coals on my floor?” No, wait, Eddie Murphy said that in some other film.

    We get a little montage of Dexter doing Valentino from films like The Eagle and The Sheik. Incredibly, the death scene from The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is not even how it is played in the Valentino film. How is it possible to screw this up?

    With about 30 minutes to go, Dexter finally gets a pain in his stomach. The audience probably had gas long before that.

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  3. 3 hours ago, TomJH said:

    Twelve Miles Out (1927)

    A John Gilbert silent melodrama of which only a 62 minute French sub titled version of what was originally an 85 minute feature film is known to exist. I saw a copy, courtesy Grapevine Video, taken off that print, with English subs (though the French ones can still be seen intermittently popping up briefly) that ran a bit more than 58 minutes. Some of the print, particularly the action scenes towards the end, are quite dark and a challenge to view.

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    The story casts Gilbert in the unlikely role of a bootlegger who lives for the thrill of his illicit enterprise. In avoiding the Coast Guard he and his gang briefly take refuge in a house, occupied by Joan Crawford, in one of her earliest film roles, and her boyfriend. Crawford and the boyfriend make it apparent they will call the police as soon as the bootleggers leave. Not a smart admission since it results in Gilbert deciding to kidnap the pair to take aboard his boat with him.

    The rest of the film, from what I could see of it, at least, follows a familiar dramatic path. Crawford is haughty towards a laughing Gilbert (both stars get their fair share of movie star closeups) before they both start to soften and fall for one another.

    Things perk up when a rival bootlegger, played by Ernest Torrence, takes over Gilbert's boat. Torrence had the ability to play it as a loveable, even comical, rascal capable to turning into a lascivious villain (certainly based upon the way his eyes pop and he starts grinning earlobe to earlobe when he spots Crawford). Gilbert and Torrence get into a drinking contest, the winner to get Crawford as the prize (though Gilbert doesn't word in that way, saying, instead, that he will protect her). (Take a guess which one Joan is rooting to win).

    Somewhere in the midst of all this Crawford's boyfriend completely disappears from the film without a word of explanation (again this is a truncated print). Prior to his disappearance the boyfriend had been sea sick a lot then trembling when Gilbert challenged him to a duel with guns. Maybe he fell overboard during one of his more violent bouts of mal de mer.

    Fans of Gilbert and Crawford will be the ones primarily interested in this okay melodrama as an historical curiosity. As a film it maintained my interest. But I also happen to enjoy Ernest Torrence's broad performances so he added not inconsiderable interest in the film for me, as well.

    It would be nice if a complete print of Twelve Miles Out was ever discovered (one in considerably better visual condition than the Grapevine Video release). In the meantime, we should be grateful for what we've got considering the huge percentage of silent films that are now considered lost.

    By the way, for those interested, I saw the Grapevine Video version of this film on You Tube. It's gone now, unfortunately, but keep your eyes open there. It's far from inconceivable that it could pop up again sometime.

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    2.5 out of 4

    Thanks for posting this. I'm always excited to hear about a film I've never heard of, especially a silent. The knowledge always sets my research juices in motion, so here comes some trivia:

    Cinematographer Ira Morgan tried some experimental lighting in this film, in an attempt to replace makeup. He used blue light to soften a ruddy complexion and red light to shade a face. (Tom, did you notice anything in the faces when you watched?)

    Although the action is supposed to take place 12 miles out on the Atlantic Ocean, Director Jack Conway shot the scenes 100 miles out on the Pacific.

    Betty Compson was cast to play Ernest Torrence’s girlfriend, but she was cut out of the film, as well as a long sequence with Gilbert as a daredevil motorcyclist at an amusement park. She is in two stills below. The first is a publicity still with Gilbert, and the second is from the film (eventually cut) with Gilbert and Torrence:

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    And here is an oddball piece of trivia:

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  4. 1 hour ago, TomJH said:

     Unfortunately, years later the photos of these three men wearing women's clothing would appear in various mainstream and underground publications and helped foster the mistaken impression that they were secretly homosexual.

     ... because everyone knows that if you want to keep your homosexuality a secret, you dress up like a woman and get photographed.

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  5. 3 hours ago, LawrenceA said:

    The Florida Project (2017) -

    Can a movie give you food poisoning? This one seemed to, as I came down with the worst case of the affliction that I've ever had the misfortune of experiencing approximately 45 minutes into watching this last night. I spent the next 12 hours getting repeatedly, violently ill. I eventually finished the movie in short chunks,

    I'm getting sick just imagining that visual ...

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  6. All The President’s Threads

    Criswell, speaking from beyond the grave, opens the film with “Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in hell, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.” Then, Woodstein and Bernward, two forum moderators, enter the scene and investigate why there are so many threads on the President. In a scandal that rocks the forum to the very core, the President then appears in a new thread entitled “Best Male Physique in the Oval Office.” But the thread mysteriously disappears and the finger-pointing (mostly of the middle kind) begins. Tor Johnson has a cameo as an unknown poster named “Joe.”

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  7. 10 hours ago, LawrenceA said:

    Mysterious Island of Beautiful Women (1979) - CBS TV movie thriller from director Joseph Pevney. A planeload of oil company men, including Steven Keats, Clint Walker, Peter Lawford, and Guich Koock, is forced to land on an unknown Pacific island, where they discover a multi-ethnic tribe of beautiful woman living in the jungle.

     

    I remember seeing this the first time it was shown on tv ... because I never miss a Guich Koock film.

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  8. Hell’s Hinges (1916)

    Solid William S. Hart western, in which he plays a borderline bad guy reformed by a preacher’s sister. The idea does sound corny but the darn thing works.

    A young minister (Jack Standing) and his sister (Clara Williams) arrive in a wide-open town which is nicknamed “Hell’s Hinges.” The town villain (Alfred Hollingsworth), who, of course, runs the saloon, decides he is going to run the minister out of town. Hart wants nothing to do with religion, so he is on board with the plan … until he meets Williams.

    Eventually, Hollingsworth engages the town “ho” (Louise Glaum) to get the minister drunk, which gives the townspeople license to burn down the church. In one of the better climaxes of any western, Hart angrily but methodically gets revenge. In one very powerful scene, he stands calmly outside the saloon as it is burning behind him. A complete town (35 buildings, in this case) was built at Inceville, the studio owned by producer Thomas Ince. It was burned to the ground during the climax. Some newspapers reported that several extras were injured during the fire.

    The film has some historical significance as it features the first screen appearance of John Gilbert, who can be spotted in a few scenes. Supposedly Hart was so impressed with Gilbert that he signed him for another western.

    There is a good print on youtube, and the film runs just over an hour.

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  9. 14 hours ago, chameleon said:

     My provider is Frontier (thrust upon TX, FL + CA when Verizon abandoned servicing these states). Despite having all-U.S. support, they are often clueless.
     

    Frontier is awful, one of the worst-run companies I've ever come across. I used to have AT&T before Frontier took over in my state. Then the fun started ... billing me for services I did not order. Then internet went out ... then phone had static ... so they fixed phone and disconnected the internet! Took them three days to fix the internet. By then, I had already decided to switch to Charter/Spectrum. After I cancelled with Frontier, they kept sending me a monthly bill for almost a year. I tried several times to get it straightened out. Finally, I filed a complaint with the FCC and my state's Attorney General. Within one week, Frontier contacted me and corrected everything.

    I hope another provider can come to your area.

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  10. 5 hours ago, Dargo said:

    Actually Stephan, you have nothin' to apologize for here.

    Ya see I TOO was keeping tabs on that thread just as it disappeared, and from what I could tell the REAL reason the moderators deleted it was right after Rich posted a picture of Tor Johnson au naturel in it.

    I suppose you know how Rich is about all things Tor, doncha?!

    (...and in THIS case I DO mean "all things"!) 

    ;)

    Hey, include me out!

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  11. 3 hours ago, MilesArcher said:

    I'm guessing that #2 is June Allyson.  She was recently mentioned in this thread and she wore her hair like that throughout much of her later life.

    If there is a theme here then I'm guessing that #1 is June's husband, Dick Powell.  

    You are absolutely correct. Take it away, Miles.

  12. 48 minutes ago, LornaHansonForbes said:

    I'm scanning my brain for what POSSIBLE photo pf Peck in any context could be considered racist...

    Oh wait, DID THEY USE PICS FROM THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL?!

    If so, THAT IS TACKY!

    It was a photo of Peck as Atticus Finch. I should have made that clear, sorry. But anyone who had never heard of Peck (which is probably a lot of today's readers) might take him to be Atticus.

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