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laffite

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  1. *Your first mate is ready for her first fishing lesson! Just be careful or she'll catch you in her net. ;)*

     

    I'm not a careful person...especially when it's to my advantage.

     

    ;)

     

    (MissG, you are Goddess-on-the-Spot with how fast you come up with these pics.)

  2. _FF wrote:_

     

    *tsk tsk tsk - having fun with photoshop?*

     

    Yep. :D

     

    *I think she looks adorable and would be just as adorable with either wide-sleeved shorts or a short skirt.*

     

    C'est exact!

     

    *The little sailor hat is the key accessory here, imho. ;)*

     

    Not for me :)

     

    _MissG wrote:_

     

    *What a darling picture of your FIRST MATE. :D*

     

    Good idea! I've contacted the yeoman to alter the orders. We'll find another Morale Officer. I like the idea of First Mate. ;)

  3. mari26.jpg

     

    MissM was originally wearing wide-sleeved shorts...

    but I photoshopped her to make it look like a skirt.

    Tres cute, n'est-ce pas?

     

    Hey, is that a little sailor hat she's wearing? Hmm,

    I wonder if laffite has an open billet on the crew list.

    Maybe I can recruit her. She might be good for morale.

     

    ;)

  4. *Miss Goddess wrote*: When Marilyn and Jane Russell did their hand and footprints for Grauman's Chinese Theater forecourt, one of them (I forget which) quipped that they shouldn't have been placing their hands and feet but Jane's boobs and Marilyn's derriere in the cement! ;)

     

    In Marilyn's case, they should have erected a statue...with proper emphasis of course ;) ---and with a sign that reads, "DO NOT TOUCH.' :D

     

    *Film Fatale wrote*: I think I know why you picked this photo. It is a very nice dress. ;)

     

    Yes, and such an attractive shade of beige. ;)

  5. 450090c.jpg

     

    *Bonjour, Lafitte! ;)*

     

    Bonjour, *MissG* ;)

     

    This is probably not the case but I'm going to

    pretend that. as Designate Connoisseur

    de Tres Jolies Derrieres, I have been called

    upon to rate the above derriere. And after due

    consideration (about two seconds) I have determined

    that the above derriere, owned by Miss Marilyn

    Monroe, rates a 12 or 13 out of a possible 10

    (I am sometimes very lavish in my judgments) though I

    would like to warn Miss Monroe not to let it go

    to her head because it is, after all, very nice right where it is. ;)

     

    (Actually, *MissG*, I love this photo---I have it already

    but thank you for posting it---she is so saucy cute

    and so sexy.)

     

    And since we're on the subject (heh heh) I would like

    to direct your attention to the derriere below---oops,

    I mean the picture below---for a glimpse of a, uh, a

    scene from a movie that features a, uh...er, well, you know. ;)

     

    mmderriere.jpg

     

    As a pirate on the main I am loathe to impersonate

    bus drivers but as Ralph Kramden might say, "Hubba, hubba, hubba." ;)

     

    //

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