"Suspiria" (2018) is what happens when a talented director who has no idea how to make a horror movie tries to remake a classic. Luca Guadagnino has just made the acclaimed adaptation of "Call Me By Your Name" when he decided to try to redo Dario Argento's masterpiece. The film borrows the main story an American (Dakota Johson) attends a prestigious German dance academy were supernatural forces are at work. The new script adds some pointless subplots about German terrorist which go nowhere . Tilda Swinton plays the obviously creepy dance master. The movie is about a half an hour two long. G