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Okay, we've had the very heartfelt and politically correct posts concerning why we all come here to the TCM Message Board.

 

But now let's get real and tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

 

I admit, I lied. The real reasons I come here are as follows:

 

1] To see what Dargo has posted

2] To start up fights about the Kennedy Assassination

3] I want to get out of macrame class here at the center

4] I am a glutton for punishment

5] I have no friends or even a dog to occupy my time

6] They shorten one's sentence for good behaviour on the internet

Your turn.

Don't lie this time!

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Okay, we've had the very heartfelt and politically correct posts concerning why we all come here to the TCM Message Board.

 

But now let's get real and tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

 

I admit, I lied. The real reasons I come here are as follows:

 

1] To see what Dargo has posted

2] To start up fights about the Kennedy Assassination

3] I want to get out of macrame class here at the center

4] I am a glutton for punishment

5] I have no friends or even a dog to occupy my time

6] They shorten one's sentence for good behaviour on the internet

 

Your turn.

 

Don't lie this time!

The "they" who shortens one sentences is yours truly. I am the king of short sentences. I'm sure you've read that in a few of Dargo's posts that you so heartily read.

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The "they" who shortens one sentences is yours truly. I am the king of short sentences. I'm sure you've read that in a few of Dargo's posts that you so heartily read.

I had heard you served a "short sentence" once for indecent exposure, Down but this bit about you being "King" is all news to me.

 

Regardless or irregardless, you are a man of few words and I enjoy most of them.

 

Thanks for your remarks.

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Okay, we've had the very heartfelt and politically correct posts concerning why we all come here to the TCM Message Board.

 

But now let's get real and tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

 

I admit, I lied. The real reasons I come here are as follows:

 

1] To see what Dargo has posted

2] To start up fights about the Kennedy Assassination

3] I want to get out of macrame class here at the center

4] I am a glutton for punishment

5] I have no friends or even a dog to occupy my time

6] They shorten one's sentence for good behaviour on the internet

 

Your turn.

 

Don't lie this time!

 

1) I want to see how many threads CaveGirl posts in one day.

 

2) I would like to see the end of the only blog on the message board.

 

3)I like to read a DGF post because it doesn't take very long.

 

4) I like to read the From Around the Galaxy.

 

5) I like to post about a movie every month or so.

 

6) I like to read clever and cryptic posts as well as abstruse inside jokes that i don't understand and about which I am forbidden to ask questions (without appearing stupid).

 

7) I like to read endless conversations about politics and tcm programming because I like to take tranquilizers.

 

8)  I like to read anything Swithin has to say.

 

9) I like to avoid talking about music except for the stuffy kind.

 

10) I like to pretend not to like LIKES because I'm above all that.

 

11) I like to look at pictures.

 

12) I like to look at lists because I like to take tranquilizers.

 

13) And hey, I like to read Dargo too!

 

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1) I want to see how many threads CaveGirl posts in one day.

 

2) I would like to see the end of the only blog on the message board.

 

3)I like to read a DGF post because it doesn't take very long.

 

4) I like to read the From Around the Galaxy.

 

5) I like to post about a movie every month or so.

 

6) I like to read clever and cryptic posts as well as abstruse inside jokes that i don't understand and about which I am forbidden to ask questions (without appearing stupid).

 

7) I like to read endless conversations about politics and tcm programming because I like to take tranquilizers.

 

8)  I like to read anything Swithin has to say.

 

9) I like to avoid talking about music except for the stuffy kind.

 

10) I like to pretend not to like LIKES because I'm above all that.

 

11) I like to look at pictures.

 

12) I like to look at lists because I like to take tranquilizers.

 

13) And hey, I like to read Dargo too!

 

:blink:

 

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I have received several PM's from  very busy executives telling me that my posts are the only ones they have time to read.

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1) I want to see how many threads CaveGirl posts in one day.

 

2) I would like to see the end of the only blog on the message board.

 

3)I like to read a DGF post because it doesn't take very long.

 

4) I like to read the From Around the Galaxy.

 

5) I like to post about a movie every month or so.

 

6) I like to read clever and cryptic posts as well as abstruse inside jokes that i don't understand and about which I am forbidden to ask questions (without appearing stupid).

 

7) I like to read endless conversations about politics and tcm programming because I like to take tranquilizers.

 

8)  I like to read anything Swithin has to say.

 

9) I like to avoid talking about music except for the stuffy kind.

 

10) I like to pretend not to like LIKES because I'm above all that.

 

11) I like to look at pictures.

 

12) I like to look at lists because I like to take tranquilizers.

 

13) And hey, I like to read Dargo too!

 

:blink:

 

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What a wonderfully honest and heartwarming post full of truth, justice and the American way, Laffite.

 

Also I live to post "cryptic" thoughts to confound the vox populi, and you have made life worth living again by appreciating such anti-social behaviour..

 

I forgot to mention I also post here in an attempt to undermine the status quo in any group that exists in our democracy.

 

Excuse me while I finish my wine cooler now.

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Can I say I come here for the hookers and blow, or will that get censored?

 

Only HERE could a person's name be censored.  Legend has it, the term came from Mag. Gen. Joseph "Fighting Joe" Hooker during the Civil War.

 

 

My name is Joseph {bleep}.

 

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Is Dick Van Dyke still censored?

 

Apparently not.

They censored me when I told that joke about ****-sided Christmas trees in Italy.

 

I wonder if it will be censored again.

 

Here'a a new joke I heard on the Golden Girls show:

 

What's Irish and stays out all night [it works better verbally than in print]?

 

Patio Furniture!

 

Get it?

 

If one person here asks me to explain that, they are going to be permanent persona non grata in my milieu.

 

My censored word has three letters and not four like the asterisks are indicating.

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They censored me when I told that joke about ****-sided Christmas trees in Italy.

 

I wonder if it will be censored again.

 

Here'a a new joke I heard on the Golden Girls show:

 

What's Irish and stays out all night [it works better verbally than in print]?

 

Patio Furniture!

 

Get it?

 

If one person here asks me to explain that, they are going to be permanent persona non grata in my milieu.

 

My censored word has three letters and not four like the asterisks are indicating.

 

Sure'n it might'a been a mite funnier if'n ya would'a spelt it this'a way, me lady...

 

https://www.paddyo.com/

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I post here until I start reading posts by control freaks who want to channel things into only acceptable subjcet matter and then I leave. I leave every few months due to this happening frequently. I find it boring.

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