movielover11 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Vecchiolarry - you're cracking me up with these posts....I guess his ding-a-ling was there somewhere - that last photo looks like he has a potato that he's trying to show everyone - or maybe he has piles. When I first saw the photo I thought it looked sorta like a woman with ****. Message was edited by: movielover11 Message was edited by: movielover11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vecchiolarry Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Movielover, Oh please, piles - - I hope not!!!! And, aren't you the naughty one - - but I'm sure you were thinking about a good Idaho spud!!! And, speaking of ****, brings us to the word 'hump' - - - oh better not go there or this will become "The Naughty Thread".... Alright, everyone - onto your 'naughty mats'..... You do break me up!!! Larry null Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movielover11 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Larry - I was thinking about a red bliss potato. I'm on my "naughty mat" - but that photo did look like an ad for Preparation H doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vecchiolarry Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Hi, Not being familiar with the vile pile problem, I don't pay attention to those commercials. In fact, I rarely pay attention to commercials (I may start a thread on that!! - good subject). But, I have been told that I may have that to look forward to as old age creeps up on me. So, I may just run out and buy a rubber donut, just in case. I guess he does look in distress about something, hopefully the fight...... Now, I guess we better not hijack Mongo's thread any worse thatn we have.. Sorry, Joe..... Larry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movielover11 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 You're right Larry - don't want to hijack Mongo's thread - sorry. He's in distress because the shorts are digging into his crotch... Okay....Let's get back to the topic....so I digressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansi4 Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 Judith, SueSue, and Miss G, I'm glad you enjoyed the beefcake that was John Payne. He was a capable versatile actor and quite a good singer in his day, and most always a gent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueSueApplegate Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 From what I've read, he was a gentleman. Thanks for all the great photos, mongo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twister Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I never heard of John Payne - but he sure looks good. I think he looks a tad like Sylvester Stallone in Rocky in that boxing photo. He looks like he's "all-man" in the photo - movielover - take a closer look - he doesn't look like he has any "shortcomings" to me - your posts were making me laugh though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twister Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 ROFLMAO - just read movielover's Preparation H post!!!!!!! Oh man, I can't look at this guy anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansi4 Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 Twister, did ya ever hear about Marlon Brando on the set of "The Godfather"? As James Caan tells it, Brando dropped his pants and while mooning the crew he spead his chubby cheeks and exposed his hemorrhoids. Ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twister Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Mongo - do you have a photo of that - ROFLMAO...that sounds like something Brando would do. I think I can't look at any of these guys anymore - ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twister Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Don't you think they should have made Streetcar Named Desire more realistic by adding a scene like that Mongo? I think Stanley Kowalski would have done something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newclassicfilmfan Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 OMG - what a disgusting thought! Brando must have had a penchant for "mooning" because he did it in Last Tango in Paris on the ballroom floor and it was unscripted and a lady looked like she was gonna pass out - I don't blame her, Brando had the biggest tush I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knitter45 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Hi Mongo! Didn't Jane Russell storm off the set of a live, late-night talk show, when the host (can't remember who) questioned her about an affair with John Payne? It seems like he asked if it was true that they had had a child together. I remember her getting up and marching off, and the host was totally flummoxed. Do you have any info on that? Nancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movielover11 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 that sounds funny Knitter - John Payne certainly got around - Larry you're right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movielover11 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Geez Brando was a character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vecchiolarry Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Nancy, What a jerk that guy must have been to ask such a question of Jane Russell. I never heard a bad word about her, although I think she was arrested for drunk driving way back when. Miss Russell was quite religious and adopted several children from Europe after WWII and placed hundreds more through her WAIF program. Although she made her name as a sex symbol, I've heard her say on TV, "Compared to the current crop of women, I was Little Bo Peep!!"....... Larry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knitter45 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I'm pretty sure that it was Johnny Carson. I thought he was pretty creepy, and then later all the stories of his power in Hollywood came to light. As I recall, it seems like she was going to discuss her volunteer work, and he just wanted to dish the dirt. I thought she was really the winner in that confrontation, because she simply walked off the stage (apparently NO ONE crossed him.) He tried to laugh it off, but kept coming back to it like worrying a sore tooth. Does anyone out here remember that incident? It also seems like John Payne had just died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissGoddess Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 [nobr]He certainly seemed like a gentleman, and that is the most attractive quality of all![/nobr] [nobr][/nobr] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansi4 Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 Nancy, I never heard or read anything about such twaddle regarding Jane Russell and John Payne. And I can't imagine Johnny Carson asking such a question. Miss G, that is a nice portrait of John Payne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissGoddess Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I can't imagine Johnny Carson asking such a question either---he was too discreet about direct, personal questions like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vecchiolarry Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Hi, I think Jane Russell was pretty much a lady compared to some of those girls. I've heard her say on TV that she told Howard Hughes to 'quit the clowning around' when he got frisky. And, he kept her on contract for years, so he must have respected her. Also, I never heard anything negative about John Payne. In fact, he was pretty much invisible to me back then. I never really noticed him until recently. If there was any scandal then, Betty Blythe or Edie Goetz would know about it, probably before Hedda or Louella. In fact, they probably told them Larry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vecchiolarry Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Hi, Double posting. Sorry Larry Message was edited by: vecchiolarry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzcutter Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I'm pretty sure that it was Johnny Carson. I thought he was pretty creepy, and then later all the stories of his power in Hollywood came to light. As I recall, it seems like she was going to discuss her volunteer work, and he just wanted to dish the dirt.>> Knitter, I don't think it was Carson. He was the consumate old school late night host and asking a question like that does not sound like Carson. Sounds more like something Joan Rivers would have asked either as the guest host of The Tonight Show or on her own late night talk show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movielover11 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Carson was the BEST - no other late night talk show host can hold a candle to him, except maybe Jack Parr. He wouldn't have embarrassed a guest - must have been someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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