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35 minutes ago, LawrenceA said:

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Netanyahu Begins Calling For Israeli Return To Ancient Homeland Of Iran

JERUSALEM—Declaring that it was long past time for his people to live once again on their ancestral soil, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu reportedly began calling Thursday for the Israeli return to their ancient homeland of Iran. “The land of Iran has long been part of our heritage, and we implore the international community to work with us to ensure its return to the independent Jewish state,” said Netanyahu, adding that Israel was willing to use military force if necessary to reoccupy all 636,400 square miles of present-day Iran that were historically included in the promised land bestowed upon the Jewish people by biblical mandate.

“The so-called Islamic cities of Tehran, Mashhad, Isfahan, and dozens of others were founded on what were once ancient Jewish kingdoms, not to mention how many of our most sacred sites Iran currently occupies, including the Imam Reza Holy Shrine, the Jamkaran Mosque, and the Zoroastrian Fire Temple of Chak-Chak. In fact, Iran is home to the highest concentration of Judaic ancient holy sites anywhere in the world outside of Mecca, Lumbini, and Vatican City. We demand that the Jewish people be permitted to return to ruling our ancestral Persian homelands.”

At press time, Netanyahu had approved plans to begin construction on a large Israeli settlement in downtown Tehran.

https://www.theonion.com/netanyahu-begins-calling-for-israeli-return-to-ancient-1825925581

NATIVE AMERICAN TRIBE SEEKS TO RECLAIM NYC

In related news today, descendants of the original Native American tribe, Who Sold Manhattan Island, have gone to the US Supreme Court to reclaim New York City.

 The Lenape People of Delaware are claiming that the island was worth more than what they received and that they were deceived by the original buyers, the Dutch West India Company.

 Until the case can be settled, the court has awarded the  Lenape people  Rockefeller Plaza and Radio City Music Hall, as a show of good faith.  However these Native Americans have also taken over the Empire State Building as their headquarters.

Mayor Bill de Blasio is trying for an out-of-court settlement and has intimated to the media that this Native American tribe should be able to keep those three above-mentioned landmarks. While the Mayor is holding out for Time Square.

 

According to the tribe's spokesperson Michelle Wolf,  the Lenape People have shown no interest in Trump Tower - -

  *Because it is a poorly constructed edifice, constructed by illegal foreign workers,

    *which is prone to Fire and is lacking the required fire prevention sprinklers on most floors.

 

When questioned by Fox News as to why the original Lenape buyers did not ask for additional in-kind payments--

 

Ms Wolf responded:

**" Well, you know, they acted on the best information they had at the time. "**

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26 minutes ago, Princess of Tap said:

NATIVE AMERICAN TRIBE SEEKS TO RECLAIM NYC

In related news today, descendants of the original Native American tribe, Who Sold Manhattan Island, have gone to the US Supreme Court to reclaim New York City.

 The Lenape People of Delaware are claiming that the island was worth more than what they received and that they were deceived by the original buyers, the Dutch West India Company.

 Until the case can be settled, the court has awarded the  Lenape people  Rockefeller Plaza and Radio City Music Hall, as a show of good faith.  However these Native Americans have also taken over the Empire State Building as their headquarters.

Mayor Bill de Blasio is trying for an out-of-court settlement and has intimated to the media that this Native American tribe should be able to keep those three above-mentioned landmarks. While the Mayor is holding out for Time Square.

 

According to the tribe's spokesperson Michelle Wolf,  the Lenape People have shown no interest in Trump Tower - -

  *Because it is a poorly constructed edifice, constructed by illegal foreign workers,

    *which is prone to Fire and is lacking the required fire prevention sprinklers on most floors.

 

When questioned by Fox News as to why the original Lenape buyers did not ask for additional in-kind payments--

 

Ms Wolf responded:

**" Well, you know, they acted on the best information they had at the time. "**

your hypothetical is based on the assumption that de blasio would not hand it all back to the lenapes without even them needing to go to court.

oh, and it might be relevant to add that the lenni lenapes are the indigenous native american tribe of new jersey too.

new jersey they can have back.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenape

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2 minutes ago, NipkowDisc said:

your hypothetical is based on the assumption that de blasio would not hand it all back to the lenapes without even them needing to go to court.

oh, and it might be relevant to add that the lenni lenapes are the indigenous native american tribe of new jersey too.

new jersey they can have back.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenape

I believe the Lenape People also live in Oklahoma.

Ironically our Kansas Native Americans (Kansa)  were forced to leave Kansas in 1873. And they were relocated to Oklahoma,  which at the time was Indian Territory.

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13 hours ago, JakeHolman said:

 

finally, an american president with enough common sense gumption to say it out loud and for all to hear...

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA RIGHTFULLY STANDS WITH ISRAEL!

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and all the misguided progressives, soulless psycho islamic berserkers can bellyach ALL THEY WANT.

THEY GET CUTE AND START ANYTHING, IT WILL BE OUR PLEASURE TO FINISH IT!

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the msm might really hafta eat crow on monday the 14th the day of rage.

islamic love will really be flowing then.

that's the day our new embassy in jerusalem opens.

I wonder if they will stop at merely burning bibi and donny in effegy?

they're so affectionate.

:D

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