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Bronxgirl's mother and THE ATTACK OF THE CRAB MONSTERS


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Mom: "So what are you doing tonight?"

Me: "I'm going to watch THE ATTACK OF THE CRAB MONSTERS

on TCM later."

Mom: "You don't have a date?"

Mom: "What's THAT got to do with it? Even if I did, I'd watch it."

 

Mom: (sighing): "That's why you're not married."

Me: "Oh, is that the reason?"

Mom: "Well, why are you wasting your time with stupid films?

like that?"

Me: "Stupid films? Giant crabs are stupid?"

Mom: "Oh, this reminds me -- I saw wild salmon at Albertsons.

for $3.99 yesterday."

Me: "What does that have to do with anything?"

Mom: "You were talking about crabs, so I thought about fish".

Me: "Mom, I'm getting off the phone now."

Mom: "Enjoy the movie. Alone".

 

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LOVE THAT BRONXGIRL! -- Yet another wonderful episode. This one is my favorite to "date."

 

These are killer lines:

 

Me: "Oh, is that the reason?"

 

Mom: "Oh, this reminds me -- I saw wild salmon at Albertsons.

 

Mom: "Enjoy the movie. Alone".

 

I just love her send-off.

 

By the way, Barb, you are such a fun gal, and a lifetime relationship with you would be nothing but a blast. There are a lot of Duane Dobermans out there who are missing out. What guy doesn't like a gal who will watch The Attack of the Crab Monsters?

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