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The Annual FrankGrimes Torture Thread


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Here you go, Bad Boy Grimes.

 

Gracias, Muchacha Traviesa. You just saved my night. Bronxie's kishka, polka, and

tap dances had me worrying for my life.

 

The Gloria pic you posted is one of my favorites. Boy, Missy is looking rather slinky. And Gene shoots a bow and arrow in The Egyptian?! Ohh, I have to see that. I hope the rumor of that film coming to DVD later this year is true.

 

Does any of your pain have to do with hockey by chance?

 

Actually, it does not. The Flyers greatly overachieved this year and they lost to a better team. I'm proud of my squad. The only thing is, I'm wondering if they were jinxed by a horrible girl who drinks way too much tea and sings dreadful Celine Dion songs.

 

It was nice to see Pedro helping your squad out tonight. They may need him. The Phils are rolling.

 

Hope you get to eat your favorite soup. Eat calmly and don't worry, there won't be any claws coming out to grab you since I'm not serving it.

 

Ahhh, but claws from you is a great sign of affection.

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Nah, they call Poppin' Fresh "old blue eyes". The dough version of Frank.

 

I don't know why, but in the oven he looked like the 5,000 year old Roman in CURSE OF THE FACELESS MAN.

 

I know, my mind works in mysterious ways.

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I just meant if they wanted to stop him in the shootout, would hot oil damage his eyes? I'll have to watch the video with my speakers on. Thanks for tellin' me it was a dough boy Frank.

 

Bad Boy Grimes, this is the outfit GG wears when upset with you. Would you still run to her?

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No, nothing oould damage his eyes. They're aready dead, like a doll's eyes.

 

I'm having weird things happen lately....

 

I'm getting strange computer activity late at night. I hear the familiar "introductory" music, the power comes on by itself and I see lights flashing, I open up the notebook and it says "other people are logging on". The only person who should be logging on is me. Called Dell to troubleshoot; they declared it "fixed."

 

But the next night it started again. (I somehow knew it would)

 

THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS AT MIDNIGHT.

 

Frank, is this you?? LOL

 

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Hiya, Bronx Blossom! -- How are you this evening?

 

Mickey is the jealous type so beware. He could take off one of his white gloves and slap your face.

 

I need a good roughin' up.

 

You're watching Sophia tonight I bet.

 

Actually, I watched the Red Wings win the Stanley Cup that night, although I did tape The Millionairess and It Started in Naples.

 

Thank you so much for Sophia's Striptease. That made up for the polka and tap. I better not speak of kishka.

 

I'm having weird things happen lately....

 

I'm getting strange computer activity late at night. I hear the familiar "introductory" music, the power comes on by itself and I see lights flashing, I open up the notebook and it says "other people are logging on". The only person who should be logging on is me. Called Dell to troubleshoot; they declared it "fixed." But the next night it started again. (I somehow knew it would)

 

Easy with the word "fixed." Strange things happen to strange people, B. :P

 

THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS AT MIDNIGHT.

 

Frank, is this you?? LOL

 

:D You always blame me for everything. I love you, too, darlin'. Notice how I have not denied the charge. ;)

 

Hey, J-Girl, My Very Favorite Carlos Delgado Fan -- :P

 

Bad Boy Grimes, this is the outfit GG wears when upset with you. Would you still run to her?

 

Yes! I'm used to those outfits. :)

 

Besides, I'm soon going to be neutered anyways if I keep watching Greer Garson movies.

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Well, I'm unnerved this evening because I know around midnight (it's a good thing I don't have a grandfather clock) my computer will be coming alive again. Seriously, though, what could be the matter? I'll have to call Dell again tonight, I'm sure of it.

 

Maybe it's Duane trying to get through to me....

 

Sophia has a nice pair of kishkas, doesn't she? Boy, she and Marcello (PANT! PANT! I ADORE HIM) show such chemistry in their first film together, don't they? (in TOO BAD SHE'S BAD)

YESTERDAY, TODAY AND TOMORROW always used to run in da Bronx. I love them together but I think the film is a little overrated.

 

So what do you think of Anna May Wong?

 

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Good evening, Midnight Mistress -- :D

 

Well, I'm unnerved this evening because I know around midnight (it's a good thing I don't have a grandfather clock) my computer will be coming alive again. Seriously, though, what could be the matter? I'll have to call Dell again tonight, I'm sure of it.

 

How about this:

 

http://64.233.169.104/search?q=cache:wOnk8wWnpsoJ:mycomputeraid.blogspot.com/2008/03/windows-operating-system-starts-by.htmlDellcomputerstartsupautomaticallyby+itself&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=6&gl=us

 

http://64.233.169.104/search?q=cache:1K4YsDSo1ogJ:forum.dvdtalk.com/archive/index.php/t-292541.htmlDellcomputerstartsupautomaticallyby+itself&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=7&gl=us

 

Maybe it's Duane trying to get through to me....

 

Are you sure it's not Captain Gregg, Lucia?

 

Sophia has a nice pair of kishkas, doesn't she?

 

She surely does!

 

Boy, she and Marcello (PANT! PANT! I ADORE HIM) show such chemistry in their first film together, don't they? (in TOO BAD SHE'S BAD) YESTERDAY, TODAY AND TOMORROW always used to run in da Bronx. I love them together but this film is wildly overrated.

 

I've yet to see a single Sophia flick. Have I ever told you that I'm new to classic film?

 

So what do you think of Anna May Wong?

 

The only film I taped last night was Shanghai Express, but I didn't watch it yet.

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Hello, Ranse. Thanks for those links; I don't feel quite so alone. So, my computer could have a malfunctioning input/output system?

 

I know how it feels.

 

Come to think of it, it COULD be Captain Gregg, because whenever the power comes on, I hear a roaring ocean.

 

You're a classic film virgin in my book if you haven't seen

any Dwight Frye movies.

 

It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Bronxgirl.

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Hello, Ranse.

 

Does that mean you're leaving Doniphon for me, Hallie?

 

Thanks for those links; I don't feel quite so alone. So, my computer could have a malfunctioning input/output system?

 

I'm thinking your computer is set to automatically boot at a certain time. This is how you can check this:

 

Reboot your computer in order to enter the system BIOS. If you have a Dell computer, you?ll need to press the F2 key during the boot-up process in order to access the BIOS. If you have a different system, view your monitor during the boot-up process to determine what key to press.

 

Upon entering the system BIOS, use the down arrow key to locate a section entitled Auto Power On and press the enter key or the space bar. Thereafter, the Auto Power Mode window will display. To change the Auto Power Mode to Disabled press the right or left arrow key until the word Disabled is displayed; hit the enter key or the space bar. To save the new settings, hit the Esc key and highlight Save Changes and Exit.

 

If your system supports this function, but wasn't manufactured by Dell, the section that enables your system to start automatically may be entitled Wake..., Wake on Lan, or Wake on Ring. If the Wake on Ring section doesn't exist, you may see a section entitled Power on By, or Power on by Ring Modem, or Wake on Ring Modem.

 

I know how it feels.

 

Very interesting. That can be taken a few ways. I know that you eat well (input) and I'm pretty sure you output okay. :)

 

Come to think of it, it COULD be Captain Gregg, because whenever the power comes on, I hear a roaring ocean.

 

So you've got that ocean of his roaring, eh? I figured as much with you.

 

You're a classic film virgin in my book if you haven't seen any Dwight Frye movies.

 

I'm not a tramp nor a virgin. I've seen Dracula, Frankenstein, The Invisible Man, Bride of Frankenstein, Sinners in Paraside, and Fritz Lang's Hangmen Also Die!. Six times. I said, "six." ;)

 

It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Bronxgirl.

 

From virgin to Shanghai Bronxie. I like that transition.

 

Frank seemed to really enjoy her. I worry about him.

 

At least you show concern. That's far more than most around here. Are you paying attention, J-GIRL? :P

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Leaving Tom for you? Not on your Shinbone tin-type.

 

So I can do this re-booting myself instead of calling the Dell people and have them troubleshoot with me over the phone?

Hmm, I don't know. I don't how to re-boot. It's too hot here in Boca to put on boots. My feet sweat even in flip-flops.

 

Yes, one could take input/output a few different ways. It could be alimentary or it could be elementary.

 

I haven't seen HANGMEN ALSO DIE even once.

Okay, you and Dwight are a couple.

 

I find Clive Brook in SHANGHAI EXPRESS very sexy, although he doesn't appear to move a muscle.

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What have I done now, Mr. Grimes? I'm just keeping to myself without plotting any schemes. Were you traumatized after watching "Pride and Prejudice"?

 

Bronxgirl, I was just pretending not to notice his excitement for Minnie. I'm sure it's just a phase he'll get over in the next few days. Keep checkin' up on him. If Mr. Grimes develops spots, let me know as soon as possible and bring him to the lab.

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How's it going, Loving Pink Hearts Girl -- What have I done now, Mr.

Grimes? I'm just keeping to myself without plotting any schemes. Were you

traumatized after watching "Pride and Prejudice"?

 

You know me too well, J-Girl. A snobby ball and talk of marriage has sent me

running to your lab for some extreme shock therapy. :)

 

Bronxgirl, I was just pretending not to notice his excitement for Minnie. I'm sure

it's just a phase he'll get over in the next few days. Keep checkin' up on him. If Mr.

Grimes develops spots, let me know as soon as possible and bring him to the lab.

 

I'm seeing dots! Yay!

 

Howdy, Hallie -- Leaving Tom for you? Not on your Shinbone tin-type.

 

But I'll wear an apron especially for you.

 

I haven't seen HANGMEN ALSO DIE even once.

 

Most people haven't, although I know of someone who did so recently.

 

Okay, you and Dwight are a couple.

 

Easy, Cowgirl. He's yours.

 

I find Clive Brook in SHANGHAI EXPRESS very sexy, although he doesn't appear

to move a muscle.

 

You've been scoping quite a few guys of late, Shanghai Barbie.

 

Frank, I know you like me, but aren't you going a little too far in this clip?

 

I thought you were the kind of girl who wished to be serenaded, non? How 'bout

marinated?

 

I'll make up for that last post:

 

You are VERY GOOD! You've been paying attention. I'm quite flattered.

 

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