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The Annual FrankGrimes Torture Thread


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> {quote:title=ChiO wrote:}{quote}

> *For me it's gelato, Italian gelato, any time anywhere.*

>

> Absolutely (as eyes glaze over in a reverie, imagining slowly eating pistachio gelato at Siena's Piazza del Campo while watching a classic of Italian cinema...say, Once Upon a Time in the West).

>

> Now, back to the Breyer's.

 

*Che tortura squisita!*

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Hiya, Jackie -- Frank- Pork dumplings are a very comforting food, I think you should try them. They are quite bland

 

Did you ever think "quite bland" would be a selling point? ;)

 

just don' t dip them in the (truly wonderful) sauce made of soy sauce, ginger, minced onion and rice wine vinegar.

 

:D

 

Hi, Lady B -- I'm never completely undressed, because I'm always wearing my portable fans around my body. Keeps everything circulating in this heat. No wonder I'm single.

 

Yes, that's a different kind of "cold."

 

A pork dumpling would probably taste like chicken, because everything does. But seriously....it would taste like minced.....pork. You know, the other white meat.

 

Then I should be okay with it.

 

Would you ever consider going out to a Chinese-American restaurant like the Parker family in A CHRISTMAS STORY? Especially if the Bumpus hounds demolished your Thanksgiving turkey?

 

Surely. For me, it's the company, not the food. Food just doesn't thrill me. It never has.

 

Don't worry, nothing really serious will happen to you involving the bicycle. The worst that may occur is you'll be flat as a pancake like a cartoon character, on the sidewalk, then you'll miraculously spring to life again.

 

Maybe the green sweater girl will be riding the bike. Hey, maybe it will be Minya. Oh, wait, she'll be nude since she STILL doesn't have her red dress.

 

Or what passes for your life.

 

Don't I know it.

 

This woman in green will unlock a lot of doors for you.

 

She'll need to be one helluva locksmith.

 

Then she'll push you in.

 

Into to what, boiling chocolate?

 

After my Chinese dinner a few nights ago, I had one of my weird dreams:

 

Eva Gabor was telling me to get involved with a disgusting looking dirty man who was nevertheless sexy, even though he was hairy, smelly, and passed gas. This man was lounging in a garden and he vaguely resembled Robin Hughes, who played Satan in "The Howling Man" episode of The Twilight Zone.

 

If you or anyone else want to analyze it, you'll save me hundreds of dollars on the couch.....

 

Chicago.

 

By the way, did I happen to tell you that my family name is Karswell? I've been known to host children's parties dressed as a clown.

 

You forgot the best part!

 

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Did you add black magic pepper?

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Hi, Invisible Woman -- some torture today.....hey i gotta make up for lost time! heehee!

 

Greer Garson?! She's trashy! All that gal does is teach young impressionable girls to hurt guys. She's a horrible homewrecker and she's quick to seek annulments. Such values. :P

 

I actually LOVE the pic of Greer in front of the fire. That is one of the best photos I have seen on this board. The look in her eyes, the dress, and the setting is enchanting. The fire truly is burning.

 

kenny boy, i found a video that made me think of your nickname. heehee! it describes your kenny personailty to a "T". heehee!........just kidding..... i just giggled so hard when i heard it.

 

How do I get closer to you

When you keep it all on mute

How will I know the right way to love you

 

Usually the Queen of figurin out

Breaking down a man is no work out

But I have no clue

How to get through to you

 

I wanna hit you just to see if you cry

I keep knockin' on wood, hopin there's a real boy inside

 

Cuz you're not a man

You're just a Mannequin

I wish you could feel that my love is real

But you're not a man

 

I wish I could just turn you on

Put a battery in and make you talk

Even pull a string for you to say anything

 

But with you there is no guarantee

Only expired warranty

A bunch of broken parts

And I can't seem to find your heart

 

I'm such a fool

I'm such a fool

I'm such a fool

This one's outta my hands

I can't put you back together again

 

Cause you're not a man

You're just a Mannequin

I wish you could feel that my love is real

But you're not a man

You're just a toy

Could you ever be a real, real boy

Understand

But you're not a man

 

If the past is the problem

Our future can solve them, baby

I could bring you to life if you let me inside, baby

It'll hurt, but in the end

You'll be a man

 

You're not a man

You're just a Mannequin

I wish you could feel that my love is real

You're just a, a toy

Could you ever be a real, real boy

Understand

But you're not a man

 

So you want to hit me just to see if I cry? You've been talking to Kimmy Kurtains WAY too much. I'm definitely a toy, though.

 

I was checking out Katy Perry's other songs, and, shockingly, I like them! I like her voice, her sound, and what she sings about. I like these two songs:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C9lldQuKhc&feature=related

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTnfQVCT_jI&feature=related

 

And lookie here!:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bonjour, Fordy Guns -- GREAT picture of Greer and Dana! It will certainly make Grimes squirm! And if it doesn't.........maybe THIS will:

 

As we kind gentlemen like to say, "sappy Pappy is crappy!" :P:P He makes Greer Garson seem heavenly, which is saying a lot. :D

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*Hey, maybe it will be Minya. Oh, wait, she'll be nude since she STILL doesn't have her red dress.*

 

Hey! It's not MY fault. I'm starting to get anxious. My crinoline is on the way, though.

 

Hmmm, I noticed you avoided answering the question about how you felt about padded rooms.

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Hey there, Little Red Riding Rio -- Hey, maybe it will be Minya. Oh, wait, she'll be nude since she STILL doesn't have her red dress.

 

Hey! It's not MY fault.

 

I'm sure it is.

 

I'm starting to get anxious.

 

And well you should.

 

My crinoline is on the way, though.

 

Good. You can just wear that then.

 

Hmmm, I noticed you avoided answering the question about how you felt about padded rooms.

 

Be nice. I did answer that one.

 

Would you feel comfortable in a padded cell?

 

And how! I've been told I prefer lonely places anyways. Speaking of, I'm going to get in big trouble if I don't write about In a Lonely Place soon.

 

I should finally have some time to write about In a Lonely Place this week.

 

Hiya, Jackie -- Frank, you'd be the perfect man if only you liked spicy food......

 

Standards must have jumped off a cliff.

 

and now, at last, I know how to torture you!

 

Chili pepper madness? :D I wonder if Bronxie likes those on her pistachio ice cream.

 

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I should finally have some time to write about In a Lonely Place this week.

 

I guess the only appropriate response would be "better late than never"?

 

Now why are you smacking me for In a Lonely Place? I expect it from CineBabe.

 

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Because it was 10,000 years ago in the Noir forum that you first promised to write about it.

 

10,000 years? That recent? :P

 

I think it was 10,000 years ago I said I'd watch it. I've watched it a few times now, and I'm going to watch it again this week.

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I think it was 10,000 years ago I said I'd watch it.

 

_And_ you said you'd write about it.

 

 

I've watched it a few times now, and I'm going to watch it again this week.

 

I'm so happy for you! :P

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I think it was 10,000 years ago I said I'd watch it.

 

And you said you'd write about it.

 

I never claimed. :P:P:P

 

I've watched it a few times now, and I'm going to watch it again this week.

 

I'm so happy for you! :P

 

Go ahead and push me some more. You have no chance.

 

This lonely place guys wants to know, how's that warm shop of yours?

 

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Ooooohhhhh! :) Are you sure now that you don't have just a wee bit of the Irish in yer blood?

 

I just received the Matinee Idol Box Set today.

 

Have you broken it to TripleHHH that you have more *Tyrone Power* movies on dvd than any

other male in this forum?

 

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