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I'd like to see Mr. Plantman Kevin Kostner under the tuscan sun -- melting, melting, oh, what a world, what a world, who would have thought his evil boringness wouldn't last forever.....

 

If you cut him, would he bleed sap?

 

I'm assuming you wouldn't touch the Brie and grapes. Too sophisticated for you, but it seems we have SOME similiar tastes, at least in the stick-to-your-ribs homey victuals department.

 

Of course I'm your sci-fi/horror/mystery chick, but for my last movie, I want honest sentiment and warmth and family and Meg, Jo, Amy, Beth, Marmie, Professor Baer, and Laurie. And the picturesque New England snow. Christopher Columbus!

 

Ask me which of the sisters I identify with. I may tell you. Or, not.

 

Anyone who doesn't appreciate Ford, Coop, or Greer should be put in an asylum. And I don't even think psychiatrist Philip Dorn would want to shake your hand.

 

RANDOM HARVEST is a great movie.

 

Period.

 

If you can't see that, or feel pity for Smithy, I pity YOU. You don't deserve to be part of the human race if this film doesn't touch you,

move you, shake you and quake you, connect you to the deepest places in your soul.

 

 

Paula

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Good evenin', Paula Plant -- I'd like to see Mr. Plantman Kevin Kostner under the tuscan sun -- melting, melting, oh, what a world, what a world, who would have thought his evil boringness wouldn't last forever.....

 

I think it's obvious to everyone that you are madly in love with Costner. He's melting, melting you.

 

If you cut him, would he bleed sap?

 

Just like Bird Crappy Pappy!

 

I'm assuming you wouldn't touch the Brie and grapes. Too sophisticated for you, but it seems we have SOME similiar tastes, at least in the stick-to-your-ribs homey victuals department.

 

But I'm not a Leo. I'm a sweet and innocent Virgo. Don't let Minya and Butterscotch's horrible behavior mislead you into thinking Virgos are trashy.

 

Of course I'm your sci-fi/horror/mystery chick,

 

Now that's more like it!

 

but for my last movie, I want honest sentiment and warmth and family and Meg, Jo, Amy, Beth, Marmie, Professor Baer, and Laurie. And the picturesque New England snow. Christopher Columbus!

 

Pathetic. You can find honest sentiment and warmth and family on Voodoo Island.

 

Ask me which of the sisters I identify with. I may tell you. Or, not.

 

I wouldn't know any of them since I have never read or seen Little Women... thank goodness. Where's Jack the Ripper when you need him? Ohhh, I know where he is...

 

Anyone who doesn't appreciate Ford, Coop, or Greer should be put in an asylum. And I don't even think psychiatrist Philip Dorn would want to shake your hand.

 

I'd want to be placed in an asylum to escape all you Ford, Coop, Wayne, and Greer loons.

 

RANDOM HARVEST is a great movie.

 

For someone who lists Under the Tuscan Sun as their favorite film, I suppose. :P

 

Period.

 

But...

 

If you can't see that, or feel pity for Smithy, I pity YOU. You don't deserve to be part of the human race if this film doesn't touch you, move you, shake you and quake you, connect you to the deepest places in your soul.

 

I do shake and quake whenever Smithy is around. He's a serial killer! Why do you think the film is called "Random Harvest"? And Paula helps him escape. I guess it's true, girls like bad boys the best, including murderers.

 

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Let go and feel the love:

 

I'm not going to fall for that killer!

 

Good night and sweet dreams. (hey, have you tried Apple Cinnamon Cheerios? I had them for dinner tonight. This is why I'm sleepy now and have to go to bed....)

 

Cereal for dinner? Are you going to have a five-course meal for breakfast? :)

 

I have not had Apple Cinnamon Cheerios. I've had Apple Jacks.

 

You're not a CEREAL-killer, are you?

 

:D Not of late.

 

Sweet Costner dreams, Lady Paula Lucia Izzy.

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*Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy*

*Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy Smithy*

 

*I'm still recovering....*

 

*One of Hollywood's greatest romantic movies, haunting, poignant, beautiful.*

 

 

*I love Greer more than ever.*

 

*Ronald Colman is magnificent.*

 

bronxie, you are my newest friend! heehee! hurray for smithy....so you liked it that much huh? this monever fails. SIGHS!

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> {quote:title=Bronxgirl48 wrote:}{quote}

> For a guilty pleasure, check out Comrade Keith in METEOR.

> At first you think, Brian Keith as a Soviet scientist?? But IT WORKS! Why?

>

> Because he's simutaneously hammy AND believable, enjoying the role (and actually speaking Russian) yet absolutely NAILING the body language.

>

> You'd think Natalie was Ninotchka the way she eyes the pretty scarf of a (vapid) blonde co-worker, and then later puts one on to entice 007.

>

> Sean gives a take-the-money-and-run performance. They try to make Nat drab; unsuccessfully, of course, lol. She gives the most understated performance while everyone is SCREECHING. (and amazingly, Martin Landau outdoes Karl in that department)

>

> Horrible spfx; risible all around. A truly wonderful bad movie.

>

> Message was edited by: Bronxgirl48

 

Lol! Well, after that write-up I don't know how I avoided being slammed by the METEOR all

this time. I will see if I can rent it on dvd. I simply MUST see Brian as der Commissar (or however

that's spelled, I'm too lazy). And with Natalie, Oh, why couldn't he and she have been teamed

in something wonderfully limpidly romantic?

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> {quote:title=Bronxgirl48 wrote:}{quote}

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> A bit Fordian, dontcha think?

 

I forgot about that scene! Yes, it films HOTTER in the rain and Pappy knew it, ha ha. Maybe

Maureen brainwashed Keith: "you know if you do a love scene, Brian, film it in te rain like we did

in Te Quiet Man".

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If you can't see that, or feel pity for Smithy, I pity YOU. You don't deserve to be part of the human race if this film doesn't touch you,

move you, shake you and quake you, connect you to the deepest places in your soul.

 

Do you have THAT Marilyn film on dvd Mr Grimes? Hmmm?

 

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> {quote:title=Bronxgirl48 wrote:}{quote}

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eME76uDue-0

 

Oooooooh, Bronxling! That had me in tears....and I noticed there were several other RH

videos on YouTube. You know, I think we romantics still have the cynics outnumbered.

 

That was beautiful.

 

Isn't it marvelous how Colman handled that train station departure? When she pulling

away and he watches her and suddenly a look of recognition which almost instantly

turns into confusion and doubt and perplextiy and a desperate feeling of loss---he conveys

all that with just his facial expression and eyes!

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*But I'm not a Leo. I'm a sweet and innocent Virgo.*

 

HA!

 

*Don't let Minya and Butterscotch's horrible behavior mislead you into thinking Virgos are trashy.*

 

Why are you dragging me through the mud and into this? I haven't even posted anything here for like, two days! Sheesh.

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But I'm not a Leo. I'm a sweet and innocent Virgo.

 

HA!

 

Oh, you're right. I left out kind and loving. :P

 

Don't let Minya and Butterscotch's horrible behavior mislead you into thinking Virgos are trashy.

 

Why are you dragging me through the mud and into this? I haven't even posted anything here for like, two days! Sheesh.

 

Because you are a trashy Virgo, Trashy Virgo. I guess it's the female Virgos who are the troublemakers.

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*Oh, you're right. I left out kind and loving.*

 

I have yet to see evidence of these traits.

 

*I guess it's the female Virgos who are the troublemakers.*

 

I think it's the male Virgos who are repressed and perverse. They like to do, oooh, weird things. Yeah, that's you.

 

:)

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Oh, you're right. I left out kind and loving.

 

I have yet to see evidence of these traits.

 

That's because you refuse to do so. It's all around you. How many times have

I offered to take you to the river to pick wild roses?

 

I guess it's the female Virgos who are the troublemakers.

 

I think it's the male Virgos who are repressed and perverse. They like to do, oooh, weird things. Yeah, that's you. :)

 

You must have me confused with someone else. I'm not repressed and perverse. I'm perverse and repressed. That does mean "kind and loving," right?

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*That does mean "kind and loving," right?*

 

Non.

 

*That's because you refuse to do so. It's all around you. How many times have*

*I offered to take you to the river to pick wild roses?*

 

If you send me a bouquet of roses that has no rocks in it, I'll believe you.

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Goddess, I'm so glad you loved that RH video; I felt it was the best of the YouTube lot. The song played over it is the one used in the Janeane Garafalo/David O'Hara THE MATCHMAKER!

 

I was really astounded at Colman's ability to convey conflicting emotions.

I'd love to see some of his silent films!

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