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The Annual FrankGrimes Torture Thread


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Yes! I'm trying not to have too much pre-party anxiety. :)

 

Luckily my two best friends are here with wine, so we're going to paint our nails, drink some wine and relax. I will make sure I don't relax too much so as to avoid another incident before I host a houseful of people. :)

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Yes! I'm trying not to have too much pre-party anxiety. Luckily my two best friends are here with wine, so we're going to paint our nails, drink some wine and relax.

 

"Some" wine? Uh-huh.

 

Painting nails? So what's the shade of choice? Blackhearted? :P

 

I just hope your friends are nowhere near as trashy as you. Then again, that would be impossible. :P:P

 

 

I will make sure I don't relax too much so as to avoid another incident before I host a houseful of people. :)

 

Another one? How many incidents have there been?

 

So did you get any presents today, B-day Girl? Any cake? Did you talk to your dad?

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*Painting nails? So what's the shade of choice? Blackhearted?*

 

Actually the color I chose is called Carnal. And no, I'm not trying to be deliberately provocative, it was just the best shade of red she had.

 

*Another one? How many incidents have there been?*

 

Luckily just the one, but it was pretty bad. And a little funny too. I'll tell you about it sometime.

 

*So did you get any presents today, B-day Girl? Any cake? Did you talk to your dad?*

 

I hung out with my pops tonight and he bought me an ice cream cake. :) Yay! And he got me a gift card to the Rick Steves shop here in Seattle so I can get stuff for France. Everyone else is making me wait until tomorrow. My friends in San Francisco sent me flowers and their eight year called to sing me Happy Birthday and tell me she loved me. Very sweet. And then she told me I was old. :)

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Actually the color I chose is called Carnal. And no, I'm not trying to be deliberately provocative, it was just the best shade of red she had.

 

I should have known. So did your friends go with Primrose Proper?

 

Another one? How many incidents have there been?

 

Luckily just the one, but it was pretty bad. And a little funny too. I'll tell you about it sometime.

 

You big tease!

 

I hung out with my pops tonight and he bought me an ice cream cake. Yay!

 

Very nice! Was it a Carvel or Carnal ice cream cake?

 

I also had ice cream cake for my b-day. I prefer that to cake cake.

 

And he got me a gift card to the Rick Steves shop here in Seattle so I can get stuff for France.

 

Is Rick Steves a store that sells clothes and accessories for trashy dames?

 

Everyone else is making me wait until tomorrow.

 

It's best to stretch it out.

 

My friends in San Francisco sent me flowers

 

Wild roses? :P

 

and their eight year called to sing me Happy Birthday and tell me she loved me. Very sweet. And then she told me I was old.

 

:D Well, sixteen is old to an eight year old. ;)

 

I was also serenaded by younglings; a 4 1/2 boy (Batman) and a 3 1/2 boy (Robin).

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*You big tease!*

 

:)

 

Okay, so here's what happened- shortly after I moved in here, I had my two best friends over. Cindi made dinner (she's a really good cook) and we had couple bottles of wine. I was really happy-it was spring, I was in a house after a series of apartments and I was having dinner and drinks with two close friends and that distracted me from keeping track of what I was drinking. So while Cindi and Tonyia are drinking a bottle of wine between them, I'm downing most of a bottle of red by myself. When the end of the evening came all of a sudden I'm having trouble standing up and I don't feel so good. And I feel like an idiot. I can think of only one other time that I've been that far gone and at least then I had the excuse of being a teenager.

 

So I know what's coming and I decide I will just get it over with. After I emptied the contents of my stomach of what feels like everything I've ever eaten, I still feel a little nauseous and I'm too dizzy to lie down. Sitting down feels okay (and I was very tired) and I thought that I should play it on the safe side in case I do feel sick again, so I grab a dining room chair and plant it in front of the toilet.

 

When I woke up about an hour later, my head was resting against the back of the toilet because the chair had tilted forward while I was asleep. How I managed not to just fall foward and crack my stupid head open I will never know-whatever saint looks out for morons obviously had my back that night. When I realized what had happened, I started laughing. Then I fell asleep AGAIN! This time I was only out for about 10 minutes and then I was okay enough to go to bed (after drinking a large quantity of water). The next morning Tonyia calls to see how I'm feeling and I told her better than I deserved considering how stupid I was. I didn't even have a hangover. Ever since then I've been extremely cautious about my alcohol intake because it's not an experience I'd care to repeat. It's a fun story though :)

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*"So is your costume b-day bash , Annie Laurie Starr?"* - FrankGrimes

 

*"Yes."* - Minya

 

Promise me you won't go out looking like the girl in the *Man Bait* poster and come home looking like the girl in the *Pick-up* poster. OK?

 

Kyle In Hollywood

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"Ooohh, I had a little guinea pig. I kept him on the shelf

with a little brownie camera so he could reproduce himself."

*F. McGee*

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*Promise me you won't go out looking like the girl in the Man Bait poster and come home looking like the girl in the Pick-up poster. OK?*

 

Luckily I will be spending way too much time worrying about everyone else to get myself into the type of condition that will allow this to happen. At least I'm pretty sure. :)

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> {quote:title=Minya wrote:}{quote}

> *I was also serenaded by younglings; a 4 1/2 boy (Batman) and a 3 1/2 boy (Robin).*

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> I meant to mention-I'm a little jealous! No one dressed up as a super hero to serenade me!

 

If I'd known you'd feel that way, I would happily have dressed up as Wonder Woman to serenade you! ;)

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*Hope this isn't too late, lassie, for your birthday! Have a wonderful day*

 

Thank you!! I'm having the birthday party tonight so it's perfect timing!

 

I couldn't see the picture, but I must admit that my sister and used to watch their Saturday morning cartoon. And as I enjoy myself this evening, I will have Saturday Night by the Bay City Rollers going through my head. :)

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*Yes, put a man in a kilt, and he's suddenly sexy to me!*

 

I agree wholeheartedly! I loved the video, but I kept expecting to see a wardrobe malfunction since it was titled 'no underwear men'. :) I watched it twice just in case.

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