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The Annual FrankGrimes Torture Thread


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Hi there, Sissy -- I don't know about your Mom but mine was always a fan.

 

You don't think being brother and sister would be fun? I could pick on you then. That would be a nice change of pace.

 

Hiya, Little Mermaid -- My love for Ronald has been unconsciously simmering for many decades, but these message boards have awakened its full power.

 

Damn these message boards! We need to awaken some other simmers. Calling Dr. Howard! Dr. Howard!

 

Do not speak ill of him, or you'll wake up as a porcupine fish in my clubhouse's aquarium. All I have to do is twitch my nose.

 

I don't have to speak ill of him, the ill speaks for him.

 

So the grandfather clock has to do with you being Nancy Drew. Mystery solved!

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Bronxie, that link makes me want to re-read on of those old Nancy Drew mysteries again. I

can't tell you how much a I adored them when I was in school. I devoured them! I would check

one out in the morning, have it read by the time school was out and start another that I would

finish by next morning. I read all the old, classic ones. I never liked the newer incarnations.

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I just knew you'd bring my nightmare up. It's true I fancy myself like Nancy, only in that bad dream I'm anything but. I'm helpless and terrified.

It's just like you to stir up these horrific memories. Have you no shame?

 

I did feel platonic affection for Ronnie when I was younger but it was overshadowed by Moe lust. Interesting that it wasn't the weaker Curly or the hapless Larry. I picked the LEAST sensitive Stooge.

 

You'll have some nice company tomorrow; among other aquatic friends are a green eel and a yellow fishie who looks like Don Knotts.

 

Okay, I'm gonna get ready for THREE COMRADES now.

 

 

Samantha

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Good evening, My Darling Sister Sally -- I don't think you'd like it. I ask all my brothers to loan me money all the time. Lots. Always. A LOT.

 

Ask away! I've got no problem with you asking,

 

Adios, Bronxita -- I just knew you'd bring my nightmare up. It's true I fancy myself like Nancy, only in that bad dream I'm anything but. I'm helpless and terrified.

 

Your worst fears are realized thanks to Nancy Drew and that grandfather clock.

 

It's just like you to stir up these horrific memories. Have you no shame?

 

Must you really ask?

 

I picked the LEAST sensitive Stooge.

 

Colman is the least sensitive of the Stooges? So you have found out the truth about his Smithy being a serial killer. It's best you know.

 

You'll have some nice company tomorrow; among other aquatic friends are a green eel and a yellow fishie who looks like Don Knotts.

 

I like Knotts as a lounge lizard best.

 

Okay, I'm gonna get ready for THREE COMRADES now. Samantha.

 

I'll be at the Kravitz's.

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*You're the bad seed, that's how.*

 

Dang! I was about to write that you were one to talk, when I saw that you had beaten me to the punch. Quit being self deprecating (my big word for the day), it's totally harshing my buzz.

 

Bronxie, I don't know when you'll see this, but I'm grateful that, after having to deal with all the previous letters of the alphabet, you get to avoid the trauma of Ike.

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Good eve, Little Red Riding Rio -- Giggling now.

 

I'll have to do something to change that. I'll just be myself. That should do it.

 

Are you going to try and find a sincere pumpkin patch this year, Grimey or are

you resigned to the knowledge that you will most likely end up with a bag of rocks?

 

You know me, I want the bag of rocks. I hear the wild roses are quite lovely at this

time of year, Nicki Cave.

 

Dang! I was about to write that you were one to talk, when I saw that you had

beaten me to the punch. Quit being self deprecating (my big word for the day), it's

totally harshing my buzz.

 

I'm just thrilled to learn that Miss G and I are siblings. Now I can push her around.

 

Bronxie, I don't know when you'll see this, but I'm grateful that, after having to deal

with all the previous letters of the alphabet, you get to avoid the trauma of Ike.

 

Which alphabet are you talking about?

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*You know me, I want the bag of rocks.*

 

Right after I posted that I was thinking 'Curses! I mentioned rocks!' :)

 

*I'm just thrilled to learn that Miss G and I are siblings. Now I can push her around.*

 

How is that different from any other time?

 

*Which alphabet are you talking about?*

 

I meant all the other hurricanes that have come through(I couldn't remember all of the names)-it seems like Ike is the first one to skirt Florida instead of coming through it.

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Right after I posted that I was thinking 'Curses! I mentioned rocks!'

 

:D You're only a few days away...

 

I'm just thrilled to learn that Miss G and I are siblings. Now I can push her around.

 

How is that different from any other time?

 

Well, instead of my usual barrage of compliments for her, I can now take some shots at her.

 

I meant all the other hurricanes that have come through(I couldn't remember all of the names)-it seems like Ike is the first one to skirt Florida instead of coming through it.

 

Ohh, I thought you were going to use the swear alphabet... like usual. :P

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