Emgee66 Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 "It was "Pick one, get one free Day "at the orphanage, so i couldn't resist." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 307 ...everytime a bell rings....The 'rug rats' want Someting ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeniaH Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 *308* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 308 "Now do I get that RING you Promised me" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 308 ...Honest,..she meant Nothing to me,...it was only a 'one night stand'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 308 "No, you've had only ONE pin, Elmer. This is two-out-of-three." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 308 "No, I've had TWO pins Mae and it's two-out-of-two." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 *308* "If I pull hard enough, my wish will come true." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 delete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 308 "If you pull hard enough,.. you'll WISH you hadn't been Born "! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 308 "That spike heel in my ear upgrades your charges to felonious assault! You're in BIG trouble now!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 308 ....it's called ear candling ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavenderblue19 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 *308* Demarest - "Uncle, Uncle" Betty- "Not until you admit my version of Murder He Says is better than Dinah Shore's" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 308 ♫ But sometimes when we touch, The honesty's too much, I want to close my eyes and hide...♪ ♫ I'm just a lonely writer Lost within my truth, A hesitant prize fighter, Lost within my youth...♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeniaH Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 LOL!! I remember that song... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeniaH Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 *309* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeniaH Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 *309* Unfortunately, Sherman lost out on tickets to the Elvis Presley concert... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 309 "MY...what Big eyes you have " ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 309 Truth was, the keyboard was his instrument, but Scruffy just loved the guitar, and wouldn't play anything else in performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 309 " I would Love to dance with you, ..but your LEI might be in the way "! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 *309* "I heard Ed Sullivan is always looking for new talent." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamCasey Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 *309* "Yes, you do need an atomic breath mint." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 309 Toro Tanaka lost face on a national scale when he failed to make the catch that likely would have put his team, the Yokohoma Bay Stars, into the Nippon Championship playoffs. Only years later was it discovered that he found employment as a children's entertainer, and that he worked in public, but inside a costume, entertaining fans of the nation's film industry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EugeniaH Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 *309* After the movie series Godzilla, jaded by the acting scene, tore up his contract and became a rock star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 309 "You know folks, this happens at least once during every show. Some wiseass requests Godzilla." "And now ladies and gentlemen, the acoustic part of the evening." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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