Emgee66 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 "It's not how i imagined it would be, but at least he's married." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 "If only your mother was still here to see this......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 "This is so embarrasing.....your father smoking at our wedding." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slim19 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 And the bride wore black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 313 "Looks to me like somebody lost a bet. Wonder what else was at stake." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 *313* "I wanted to wear the veil". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 *314* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 "Hi sweetie. Is your daddy home?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 "No i'm not interested in fire Insurance!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 "Stripogram!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 "Avon calling!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 314 "No, uh, sorry...There's no Miss Crawford living here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 314 "You're supposed to say 'Trick or Treat',.....not ME !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 "I'll just put on my make-up and we can step out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 314 "You mean after all these years daddy's finally written back?" "Special delivery lady. A dozen dead birds and rats. Just sign for them on the dotted line." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 *315* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 "It's a Ms Davis on the line. Will you accept the charges?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 "No, that's not the right answer, but you can make a record request." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 "Troglodyte? What's that?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 "No onion rings, just plain cheese and tomatoes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 "Barbara Stanwyck? Will you get off the line!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 *315* "This is room 315. Do you have bRATwurst?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 315 "Vinnie? Am I in time to put a C-note on Linedancer across the board?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 315 "Cancel my subscription to VOGUE"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 315 "Jane isn't home right now. Why do you think I'm using the phone,.. Idiot" ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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