Emgee66 Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 "Well, at least be glad they're not vultures." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 "Gee, you forget to feed them for one day, and now this......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 "Oh, why did i have to put on high heels?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 318 "I hope whatever you girls are wearing it goes well with big white spots." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 "Well, at least the kids will have something to tell their parents when they get home." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 318 "Another bad hair day"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 "I'm sure glad Mr. Hitchcock saw that TV ad i did." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 318 ".On the bright side, I won't have to jog when I get home.., ya might say 'I killed 2 Birds with 1 stone' today ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 *318* "I hope we get the scene right this time, my hair looks like a 'birds' nest." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Gip, you're "Bird's Nest" is funnier then my "Bad Hair day", ..wish I had thought of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 318 "Step it up, kids! This is just the scouting party. Hitch is tracking behind them!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 War[/i]oftheColossal+Beast.jpg] *319* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 "Now if i only had a can opener...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 "What, no batteries included?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 "Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine. Somebody's messing with my wheels." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 "Can you describe the man who ran off with your car?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 319 "And they guarantee the stuff in here will grow hair? Chest hair too?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 "I hate those novelty biscuit tins." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 *319* The Army's new M1X rifle was accurate, but no one could figure out how to load it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 319 When the Teamsters went on strike, the Acme Trucking Co. called out their number one strikebreaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 *319* "Santa finally brought me the toy truck I've always wanted." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 *319* "This is a *Smith-Miller 427 Magnum* . The most powerful handtruck in the world, and it will blow your head clean off. Punk. I know what you're thinking.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 *320* Edited by: Emgee66 on Sep 12, 2013 5:59 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 "Boys, behave! The truth is i don't fancy either of you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 "Yeah, sure. Put the blame on Mame again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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