Emgee66 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 "Hold it, fella's. Is that Aly Khan sitting over there?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 "Since when did you start fancying girls?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 320 "Yes you are wearing lifts, so admit it! It's not worth fighting over!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 "Since you're both lousy dancers, i'll pass". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 *320* "O.K. guys, best 2 out of 3 for rock, paper, scissors wins" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 *321* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Grace Kelly finds her marriage to Rainier lacks glamour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 "I marry a prince and all i get is this lousy crown" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 "I'm sorry dear, but after that tax audit this is the best i can do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 "Stop moaning! At least i got us a table." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 A meal fit for a queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 321 The one upside about those days: They cleared a grand a week feeding Carson some jokes that he used on the air, always with references to the NBC Commissary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 321 "Are you sure this is how Grace got her start "? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 321 "If she's not too busy, could her majesty please pass me the ketchup?" Angela Lansbury had a few setbacks in her film career. In 1956, she was paid to take part in the grand opening of the Milwaukee Big Boy Burgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 *321* "So Elizabeth says to me, in this Edith Bunker voice, she says 'Aiungee! Oh, Aiungee!. Guess what you know who, you know, guess what she's having. Over there! At that other table! You know! Aiungee! Did you hear what I said?" "Well! I tell you. I was never so embarassed in all my life! ..Are you putting katsup on that steak..?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 "I'm taking you out, so formal dinner dress, he said." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 321 Cheap Crown !.....'One size fits all ' ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 321 Ok ok...so Wal-mart had a special on Crowns....do ya see any other Woman here wearing one? That's Gratitude for ya ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 "You're a real class act; taking me to all these swanky places." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredCDobbs Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Poor Alice, she thought the frog said, "Kiss me and I will become a prince," but the frog actually said, "Kiss me and I will become prince of the frogs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 *321* "I've got to get this crown off, it's messing up my hair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Pardon me, GIPPER, you've got mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 You already are a Prince Charming ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 *322* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 "This is the last time i try internet dating!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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