Emgee66 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 "It's not scruffy, it's called character, baby!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 "You told me your were a Wall Street banker!" " "Were" is right! I was, honey, i swear." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 "Go on ,do it for me. Say: "You dirty rat!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 322 "This place doesn't even use clean water when they water down the booze." ♫ Make it one for my BA-by, And one more for the road...♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 322 "You dirty, double-crossing rat"! ...you stole my swizzle stick ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 *322* "And then there was Alice. She was my third girlfriend.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 322 ....and don't forget George,...he was my fourth (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 "One day i'll be back on my feet." "Well, call me when you do. Bye!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 *322* "You bought me a pre owned mink coat on Ebay?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 "Yeah, the minks owned it first!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 *322* "..and Rita. Well, we'll skip her for now. She had this problem with her skin.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 "I wonder in how many seconds i can reach the door....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 *322* "MARTHA! Yes. Martha. I called her Martie. She had those funny little eyebrows.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 322 "Wow, things got pretty rough in the men's room for a minute there. Big fight over who would get the last clean towel." "A penny tip? Guess we won't be coming back here anytime soon." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 *323* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 "I told you this table was reserved; now scram!` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 `OK, lady, now you?ve seen us, which one is it gonna be` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 "Sam? Oh, i sacked him when i bought the jukebox." Edited by: Emgee66 on Sep 15, 2013 10:48 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 A painful speed/dating mixup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 323 "I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 "Well, we'll always have Rome. Or was it Paris?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 "So that's two hamburgers and a chili dog? Coming right up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 *323* "That's twice you've surprised me tonight, Rick. I would have thought you would have picked the girl." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 323 "In Paris you wore blue and the Germans wore grey. In Casablanca you're wearing white and the Germans are wearing grey. What the hell is it with the Germans and grey?" "This could be the start of a beautiful and pretty kinky foursome." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 *323* Ingrid: " I'm not giving any of you guys a "final rose." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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