GIPPER Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 *323* Ingrid: " I'm not giving any of you guys a "final rose." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 "Of all the hash houses and greasy spoons in all the world, you had to walk into mine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 *324* Edited by: Emgee66 on Sep 16, 2013 6:00 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 "You mean Santa didn't get any of my letters?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 "And this is just one days worth of junk mail" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 "You call this bookkeeping? Some of these bills are on napkins!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 "Mr. Bailey, is this is your idea of a filing system, no wonder your building and loan company is in trouble." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 324 ..."Wait, wait...I know this one...pretty soon I'll wake up either on a park bench,...or on a bus...or..."[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 *324* ", All I need is this gavel." "And this bible, ." "And this thermos." "That's all I need." "And these letters, ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 324 His fumbling and shaky handling of the speech before the Land Use Commission gave the earliest indication that Waldo had gone off his medications. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 324 "...but your Honor, these are my wife's bills. " Take my wife....PLEASE ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 "You're telling me these Rembrandt drawings are all fake?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 324 "But sir you see.....um....er.....well now.....uh.....these photos aren't of me, I mean...um....that's not my.....er......gee.....thing....well, it's not. Okay...who's laughing up there in the gallery......yeah, I'd like to see you come down here and talk about your thing....c'mon I dare ya.....yeah, you bet you won't come down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 *325* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 "Hey, three's a crowd, buddy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 "That little fella sure has enriched our lives." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 "And because he was such a sweet little monkey he got to eat as many bananas as he wanted. The End." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 "Aw, just skip the headlines and read me the funnies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 "What's that smell in here? Honey, are you using a new cologne?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 325 "Rock-paper-scissors to see who handles potty time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 325 "Read to me again the one about the Ikea Monkey up in Canada. He's a '****',.. sure would love to 'swing' with Him ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 "Banana peels in my bed again! That's it, either he goes or i go!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 325 ...Hmmm...Little training, right connections, the little fella might make a good Secretary of the Treasury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 "I think that Darwin guy was on to something." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 *325* "I hope this doesn't ruin my chance to become governor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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