GIPPER Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 *325* "I hope this doesn't ruin my chance to become governor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 325 "Well mommy, I've finally made up my mind. It was a really tough decision because the choices are almost equal, but I'm going with Bush for veep." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 325 "Why does he get to sleep with you and I don't"? ...maybe because he's lovable and you're Not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 *326* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 "I've been working on that souffl? for hours, and this is your response?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Uncle Albert favoured the "tough love" approach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 "But Derek, you said you liked kids!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 "What a childish sense of humor you have!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 "If you think i'm gonna clean up after you, you're very much mistaken." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 326 "...Hmmm....Would W.C. Fields be agreeable to going halvesies on a hitman, I wonder?..."[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 326 "CUT! There goes the Kelloggs endorsement. Is General Mills still interested?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 326 "What an amazing toddler. He's the only child I know who pukes upwards." "This kid not only rings my bell, he's starting to push my buttons too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 *327* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 "No, she's still in shock after your marriage proposal." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 On the set of "I Married a Zombie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 "But , honey, looks aren't everything." "No, but you're not rich either. Bye!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 "This is one of our most popular models, guaranteed to give you years of pleasure." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 *327* "She's taller than me, Doc. Whassup wi dat?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 327 "Hey Rondo baby, great to see you again. How're tricks? Okay, here's the deal. We're doing a remake of Beauty and the Beast. Now guess which role we want you for?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 "Sorry, but we spent all the plastic surgery money on her." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 327 "Uh...You're not the casting director from Disney Studios, are you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 "Sorry, but i don't go for brunettes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 *328* Edited by: Emgee66 on Sep 20, 2013 4:30 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 "Boys, please! No dead bodies on my kitchen table!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 "When you're done dissecting him, could you please finish your meals?" Edited by: Emgee66 on Sep 20, 2013 4:33 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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