Emgee66 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 "Yeah, Jeanie, i'm afraid your boyfriend is drunk." Edited by: Emgee66 on Sep 20, 2013 4:37 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 "According to his papers, his name is John Doe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 "Are you boys done? I need to set the table for dinner." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 328 "Point 2-6 breath test !? Oh, he had to be the one driving. That's too drunk to walk !!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 *328* Sophia was in love with the dead man, but he was married to Lauren. Oh, what's a body to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FranklinPangborn Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 I'm going to take out his 'Funnny Bone' for $200! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 328 Prior to the arrival of DNA on the scene it was sometime tedious to script an "identify the victim" sequence. But sometimes, dealing with a weak premise, it could be used to pad a weak script. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Kid....that is Too Too Funny Twink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Wow, four smileys! I'll take that bow now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 *329* Edited by: Emgee66 on Sep 20, 2013 4:22 PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 "With these new dentures i can finally eat solid food again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 "Yeah, that new hairdo really does make a difference." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 "Hey ladies, swinging bachelor looking for a good time. Mail me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 *329* ..late night dinners by the pool, sunrises on the beach, vacuuming in the nude, long walks in the sewers.. Reply to czg-59043M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 "I'm sure you've got a lovely smile. Say cheese! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 329 Here you see the "Before" pic. The "After" photo will follow the dental work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 ...oh no Kid,... Now I Am REALLY laughing out loud!! This is a 'fiver' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 "And i voted against a company dental plan!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John2Bad Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 329 "I hate Mondays." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 "He's not much to look at, but man, can he play that organ!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 329 The suspect has lawyered up, and he will not give his name. He is the only one to survive the meth lab explosion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 329 I've been told I look like Brad Pitt or maybe they meant a 'Pit Bull' ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 *329* "I canceled my dental appointment, my teeth are fine the way they are." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 *329* "I canceled my dental appointment, my teeth are fine the way they are." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 329 "Wanta know what passes for Hell in this town? It's when Svengoolie wont return your phone calls!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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