flashback42 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 341 "You know not to turn on the water, right? The shoes, the, mascara?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 341 ..but Mr. Hitchcock,.. there just isn't enough room for the Both of us ! ...(lucky me !) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 341 No Mr. Hichcock,... I don't need my back scrubbed ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 341 Guys,....no need to line up. This isn't a car wash ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SippyCup Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 341 "The Y.M.C.A.? I thought it was the Y.W.C.A. Oops." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 341 " I told my contractor I wanted a sunk-in shower, but this is silly". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 "Mr. Perkins, why on earth are you wearing that silly wig?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 *342* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 "OK, who want some of this, i dare ya!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Henry Fonda's audition for West Side Story was not quite convincing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Even as a youth gang member Fonda dressed impeccably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 "I found this in my back just now. Who's the joker?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 342 "To be or not to be. That is the question." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SippyCup Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 342 "Yes sir, I'm a diehard Giants fan. Better believe it. Anybody mentions the Dodgers again and they get it right in the Pee Wee Reese." "Okay, hold it. I'm getting that first glass of ice water. Anybody want to make something of it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 *342* "You talkin' ta me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 *342* >Kid Dabb said: I used to work with this guy. He always had my back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 *342* "If the knife doesn't fit, we must aquit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SippyCup Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 342 "Okay, gentlemen, listen up. Money and jewelry out on the table. and quick. You didn't think I'm here to sit around and debate this thing for hours on end.? Just put it in the bag I'm going to pass around. Let's run that idea up the flagpole and see who salutes, huh." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 342 "Yes, that makes it a knife. However if both sides of the blade had a cutting edge, the law would define it as a dagger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 "You suckers! Yes he's innocent, it was me all along!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SippyCup Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 342 "Gentlemen, I'd like to draw your attention to something. We've been engaged in a rather boisterous argument in this hot and humid little room for a couple of hours. Now, take a look at my white suit jacket. Not a single stain on it. Let me introduce myself. I'm Charlie Smeltz from the Jiffy White Men's Dress Suit Emporium, now if you'll just give me your attention for a few minutes......" "Okay, who's the wiseguy who used the knife for a hankerchief?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 342 ...so the suit is a 'hand me down' from Colonel Sanders ! do you want to make something out of it ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 *343* "Alright. Alright. Let me tell you something. You better pull up them pants and put on your shoes, because I'm takin' you downtown!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 343 "I'll see you in Hell before I'll take it off. I never play without my lucky hat!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 "Do i look like someone called Minnesota Fats?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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