Kid Dabb Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 *345* "What was that splash..?" "Well, I don't know what you're doing but.." "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 345 "I think I feel a draft !" "Do you feel a draft?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 345 "Those bars behind us. -- Are we on the inside or the outside of the cage?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 *345* "Give me one of your socks.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 "Why don't i just shoot the bastard and get it over with? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 345 ".....if you give me your sandals !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 345 "You know....I just don't have the leggs to wear a skirt !" ....they're Not my best feature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 "Nonsense, Kirk, you have gorgeous legs!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 345 ...then how come I don't get any whistles ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 "The guys are afraid you'll beat them up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 *345* "Never mind. I'll use the corner of my robe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 345 ...the corner of your robe ??? Ooooh....Okay !! (gotcha) That explains why you wanted my sock ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 *345* "There used to be a Sears Catalog.. right there! - gone! Now I've ruined my robe... WARDROBE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 345 OK......I'll wear the skirt, but I'm Not getting my leggs waxed ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 345 Too bad about the Sears Catalogue but we're doing this movie on a budget... ....next time, bring your own ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 345 ...what do you expect from a turkish toilet ?! ..the Neiman Marcus Catalogue ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 345 "This is an intervention, Kirk. We want to help you. Your friends are worried about your dependence on pre-gunpowder epics. Will you let yourself be helped?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SippyCup Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 345 "Oh, now I get it, Kubrick. Your stick is bigger than my sword. It's one of these director in control things. What are you going to do tomorrow? Show up on the set wearing jodphurs and a monocle?" *************************************************************************** "Kirk, if you do what I tell you, I'll give your dimple its own credit." "Above the title?" "C'mon Kirk, you know that's not going to happen." "Well, I figured it was worth a shot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 *346* Edited by: Emgee66 on Oct 6, 2013 4:54 PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 "Well, on the invitation it said "casual dress"" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 'I won't be insulted by a man who's dressed like a barbershop singer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 "At least i left my trunks on." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 *346* "I don't need a towel, I don't want a drink, and I don't need to use your toilet. Just give me two minutes alone with your pool." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 346 Mr. Lancaster auditions to be the new Tarzan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 346 "Manscaping? What's that?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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