twinkeee Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 348 "Schwarzenegger became Governor and I'm a stock boy, ...there's something wrong with this picture !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 348 "Whattaya think, shmuck, I lost a bet. Bet Redford he couldn't translate 'malpaso'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SippyCup Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 348 Third potato hauler from the left. Wonder if I can do any better in Europe. The way things are going now, I'll end up talking to empty chairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 348 Working out is cheaper when you use found devices and weights of opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 "A call from an Italian director? Must be for one of those Hercules movies. Better get in shape with some powerlifting." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 *349* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 "Yes, this is what's left of that film critic" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Vincent Price "hamming"it up ( get it?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 "Welcome to Cooking with Vincent Price. First we take a piece of meat and then SLASH IT VIOLENTLY UNTIL THE BLOOD GUSHES OUT!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 "I had to dispose of the chef. He just couldn't "cut it". Mwhahahaha!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsydahling Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Julia?!? Now I am the master of French cuisine! BON APETIT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 349 Martha !!...Pay attention !..this IS How it is Done ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 349 "Julia maybe famous for her 'Carbonnades A La Flamande', ...but only I, I....I KNOW How to use a Knife !!..heh heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 349 Here's Johnny! ~ (Jack Nicholson, The Shining) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 You spoiled it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 How did I spoil it ? (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 *349* He probed and he probed, and never was found The jewel that fell from the good Queen's crown In this kitchen somewhere, I'll be danged if I know Where things jounce and they bounce and jitter just so Once I've bobbled and dropped, and kicked to and fro Under cabinet and sink, one never knows The reason a thing finds itself in the last place I look is something I'll save and put in a book But first I must find the jewel that is missing Lest my Queen forbid me from kissing Her hand or her arm or her face or her hips My service to her will bring me no tips So this roast I disect for me to inspect In hopes my Queen's jewel will glisten I 'spect it must be here, it just has to be here This blade will reveal the truth that we all know It's here in the last place, the last place to look in The poor roast for dinner now, finding it here Would make me a winner and bring me much cheer Not so much as some wine from a dusty old bottle Nor a new Duesenberg going full throttle But maybe I'll find, once I foggy my mind With the Merlot that's in this here bottle The jewel has not lost, it has just fell behind The Crown's low cut gown, and vanished To places unknown and too deep to follow A place that is royal, a place that is hallow So farewell I must say to the jewel from the crown A safe place it is in, of that I've no doubt The King will not know, for it's there he'll no go The Queen always slaps his eager old hand Never mind it's wearing a gold wedding band She slaps it and says "No no, I forbid!" And there the stone stays, oh so well hid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Silent partner --and instructor -- in the Hannibal Lector Academy of Culinary Arts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SippyCup Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 349 "People always ask me what ever happened to Diana Rigg Well, now you know. The only bad part was not much meat on her bones." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 "Who Is Killing the Great Chefs of Europe? Have a guess." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 349 "Contrary to what has been rumored, your order of Ninja Supreme Kitchen Knives does include a complete First Aid kit with a plentiful supply of finger-sized Band Aids." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 *349* "Talk about green eggs and ham." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 *349* Talk about green eggs and ham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 *350* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 "I've got this great new role for you, Doris. It's about a young man who runs a motel with his mother" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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