twinkeee Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 355 "....it's going to take more then just 'Breath Mints' to get this boy up to par ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SippyCup Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 That's for sure. A dozen makeovers would still fall short. Actually, he was the one talking to her, as he seems to be shying away from her in the photo. I didn't make it that clear I suppose. But, sitting out there in the hot sun, he can't be smelling too good either, hunchbacked or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Oh, that IS too funny ! (of course, I was only joking) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 *356* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 356 I wouldn't bend over if I were you. ....it's a good thing I'm wearing Spanx ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsydahling Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 So that's how you twerk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 *356* "Who's your Mummy?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 *356* *"AbbUuuuUTT!"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 "MomMieeeeeEE !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 356 "...nine, ten! Ready or not, here I come!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SippyCup Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 356 The never released Abbot and Costello version of Oedipus Rex. "Okay, let's go with the old Statue of Liberty play." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 "Did anyone call for his mummy?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 "Excuse me sir, have you seen my coffin?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Bud Abbott was the victim of a cruel student prank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 "Man, you had me scared! I thought it was Dracula." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 356 Lou took the points on the Eagles, and wound up in debt to Icepick Drac, who used the toughest collectors in town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsydahling Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 356 Does my bum look big in these pants, does it? Does it, huh? Tell me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 "Yeah, so there's a mummy behind me; it takes more to scare me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 *356* "Metzenbaum scissors. Scalpel. Suction." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 356 "Hut one, hut two, HUT! Okay, got it? Got the rhythm? Good. Grab the ol' pigskin, and let's have a trial run." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 *357* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 "What if he finds out i'm not a virgin?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 "Yes i am a vegetarian; how did you guess?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 "I eat flowers; i eat flowers all the time!" ""We'll grow new ones." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 "Her dancing is atrocious, but what a face!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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