GIPPER Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 *361* "No bones about it, I'm the better dancer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 361 "That Jenny Craig diet seems to be working wonders for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 "Sorry, but i don't dig fat girls" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 361 "You had the lead part in the movie BONES ?" .....and just why were you chosen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 361 Mr. Price always lost the draw, and he always wound up doing something that made him look ridiculous in public. He never caught on that Mr. Lorre used his own marked cards for this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SansFin Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 *361* "I think it is truly marvelous how you pulled yourself together after that horrible incident on the Dogville set." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 *362* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 "I keep telling: no Miss Stanwyck lives here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 "Your pizza was 15 minutes late, so i demand a Pepsi!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 "What do you mean: are the children safe?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 "No. i am wearing nothing, big boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIPPER Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 *362* (operator's voice): "Were're sorry, but your call cannot be completed as dialed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 362 ♫ And the operator says Thirty cents please, For the next...three...minutes ♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dabb Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 *362* "Where's the BEEF!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 362 "What do you mean my hair appointment has been canceled ?! ...my roots are showing ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 361 Miss Victim? This is the police department. That last call came from inside your house. Help is on the way. Please get out of there as fast as you can!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 "Marriage Helpline? I have a suspicion my husband might be gay." Edited by: Emgee66 on Oct 31, 2013 5:18 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Emgee66 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 "This is Mrs. Kappelhoff. Why don't you play more records by that marvelous Doris Day?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 362 "...you want to do 'what' to me ?...and 'where'? ....let me think about it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 "Is this an obscene phone call? Why not?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback42 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 362 ♫ Long Distance Information, give me Memphis, Tennessee...♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinkeee Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 362 What ?! ...One ringee-dingee,... Two ringee-dingee Who is this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisSteele Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 362 "Hello, is this 1-800-Revirgin? It is, oh thank goodness. I've been trying to get ahold of you for the last fifty years." "Rock was what??????????" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emgee66 Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 "Rex, who do you think you're fooling with that goofy voice?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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